Rayder
Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NARUTO!
SASUKE UCHIHA VS NARUTO UZUMAKI
BEGIN!
Sasuke:
Why so gay Naruto
Can't you live without me
Your a moany girl
I think we all agree
That your probably never
going to even hit puberty.
I'm from the number 1 clan
remember the name
I've acquired more fame
than you'll ever gain.
The fox inside you gives you your power.
But now its way too tame.
I'll use my genjutsu
to mess with your brain.
Naruto
Your a little emo
who can't afford a comb
Get back to Konoha
or I will drag you home.
Bitch you can't dare to call me gay
your the one who said no to that hot Uzumakay.
You can't handle a Tailed Beast Bomb
Your puny Susanoo will not hold
I'm the fastest in the world so I'll
catch you quicker than the common cold.
There are chicks all around you
but you have set your eyes on me
But if you don't back off, bitch
I'll call the NSPCC.
Sasuke
Your still a little kid
You play around all the time
Your Sage mode is nothing
compared to my ultimate rhymes.
Your so weak and stupid
You never even had a prime.
I work alone
I have no partner in crime
I know you want to roll with me
Who wouldn't bitch, I'm sublime
and get the **** out of here
with your nursery rhymes.
Both your parents are dead
when they saw what they gave birth to
I don't blame them
I would also kill myself, If I was the father of you.
Naruto
Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke
You have really changed
Was it Tobi or your bro ?
Who cares, they're both deranged
What happened at the Kage summit
Yep, you did well there
You beat a senior
but the other one still ****ed you with his square. (By this I mean Onoki and his Dust Release)
You came in with your MS
thinking your badass
But then Raikage came along
and pounded you into the grass.
You can't match the jinchuuriki
Your not on my level. Your nothing.
Your sword is so long
are you compensating for something ?
WHO WON ?!?!?
WHO NEXT ?!??!
YOU DECIDE ?!?!?!?
SASUKE UCHIHA VS NARUTO UZUMAKI
BEGIN!
Sasuke:
Why so gay Naruto
Can't you live without me
Your a moany girl
I think we all agree
That your probably never
going to even hit puberty.
I'm from the number 1 clan
remember the name
I've acquired more fame
than you'll ever gain.
The fox inside you gives you your power.
But now its way too tame.
I'll use my genjutsu
to mess with your brain.
Naruto
Your a little emo
who can't afford a comb
Get back to Konoha
or I will drag you home.
Bitch you can't dare to call me gay
your the one who said no to that hot Uzumakay.
You can't handle a Tailed Beast Bomb
Your puny Susanoo will not hold
I'm the fastest in the world so I'll
catch you quicker than the common cold.
There are chicks all around you
but you have set your eyes on me
But if you don't back off, bitch
I'll call the NSPCC.
Sasuke
Your still a little kid
You play around all the time
Your Sage mode is nothing
compared to my ultimate rhymes.
Your so weak and stupid
You never even had a prime.
I work alone
I have no partner in crime
I know you want to roll with me
Who wouldn't bitch, I'm sublime
and get the **** out of here
with your nursery rhymes.
Both your parents are dead
when they saw what they gave birth to
I don't blame them
I would also kill myself, If I was the father of you.
Naruto
Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke
You have really changed
Was it Tobi or your bro ?
Who cares, they're both deranged
What happened at the Kage summit
Yep, you did well there
You beat a senior
but the other one still ****ed you with his square. (By this I mean Onoki and his Dust Release)
You came in with your MS
thinking your badass
But then Raikage came along
and pounded you into the grass.
You can't match the jinchuuriki
Your not on my level. Your nothing.
Your sword is so long
are you compensating for something ?
WHO WON ?!?!?
WHO NEXT ?!??!
YOU DECIDE ?!?!?!?
