Who wanna rap battle the king!!!!

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if you're bad, then I guess I'm the devil
i don't follow the rules, cause I'm a rebel
and bitch I'm finna go crazy, you can call me nine tails
looking like thomas the train, you're finna get derailed
and my flow is like a ship, and you know I always sail
and call me a hammer, cause I'm beating you like a nail

What you need is a little more speed, style and flavor
But it still wouldn't save ya
So to the rear, step off and let the man flex
'cause I can hang tighter to the groove than spandex
I snatch the base with grace, always with a plan
And cee'll cut the recored up like edward scissorhands
Rock the soul uchiha, I can't hold back
 

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NarutAwesome nice flows but gotta go . we ;ll get on this rap shit next time . peace
 

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What you need is a little more speed, style and flavor
But it still wouldn't save ya
So to the rear, step off and let the man flex
'cause I can hang tighter to the groove than spandex
I snatch the base with grace, always with a plan
And cee'll cut the recored up like edward scissorhands
Rock the soul uchiha, I can't hold back

you're edward scissorhands, yeah, with safety scissors
and I'm making an earthquake, you just felt the fissure
I know you got flavor, cause you're know to be fruity
cause we all know you like being fuked in the booty
i'm king of the jungle bitch, so you can call me tarzan
I'm beating yo bad bro, like I'm in a marching band
 
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uhh, bro, the point of rapping is to use the least about of words to serve out your opponent. I'm not about to say each word correctly, but if you want I can whup yo ass in a rap battle


stop it here and go home blondie your as intimidating as ghandi
and soft as a marshmellow,you ***** willow
if ten guys came in a cup i bet you would be the first to swallow,
my words taking aim hagning low so sharp they peirce through you leaving you hallow.
I bid you fare well now that im victorious
leaving you flustered and furious.
All up in your girls ***** yup vagitorious.
 

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"I just met my ex-girl. Here's her number. (Hands over piece of paper with the number - 278657898)
SYKE!! Thats the wrong number!

Messed up rap was said by 'SuperHotFire' - A parody rapper on Youtube xd

funny parody bro
 

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stop it here and go home blondie your as intimidating as ghandi
and soft as a marshmellow,you ***** willow
if ten guys came in a cup i bet you would be the first to swallow,
my words taking aim hagning low so sharp they peirce through you leaving you hallow.
I bid you fare well now that im victorious
leaving you flustered and furious.
All up in your girls ***** yup vagitorious.

you're leaving me furious, cause you can't rap for shit
I know you're not a dog, but why do I see a bitch
I'm soft like a marshmellow, don't talk about yo D
you can't copy ma swagg, so quit tryin' to be me
and can someone please, be some competition
cause I shine like gold, that's why my raps glisten
now listen
take yo f-aggot ass back home
and let the king sit here on his throne
 
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you're leaving me furious, cause you can't rap for shit
I know you're not a dog, but why do I see a bitch
I'm soft like a marshmellow, don't talk about yo D
yo can't copy ma swagg, you can't be like me
and can someone please, be some competition
cause I'm shine like gold, that's why my raps glisten
now listen
talk you ***go-t ass back home
and let the king sit here on his throne



you shine like gold ? hah !
I make better beats while beating the shit out of you with the microphone
its hard to sit on a throne with no backbone because im playing with your spine like a damn xylophone
nigga please im the ****ing best so go home and get some rest
before ill lay you out faster then the rds
 

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you shine like gold ? hah !
I make better beats while beating the shit out of you with the microphone
its hard to sit on a throne with no backbone because im playing with your spine like a damn xylophone
nigga please im the ****ing best so go home and get some rest
before ill lay you out faster then the rds

ha, rds, you're more like a phony
you're rapping like a girl, u play with "my little pony"
and you're the best?, yeah, the best of the worse
you're like water, now let me quinch my thirst
don't hype yourself up, you lookin like an air head
call me bed time story, cause I put niggas to bed
lookin' like kool-aid man, so mad you're so red
you should slow yo roll, wait, that's what she said
to you :eek:
 
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stop it here and go home blondie your as intimidating as ghandi
and soft as a marshmellow,you ***** willow
if ten guys came in a cup i bet you would be the first to swallow,
my words taking aim hagning low so sharp they peirce through you leaving you hallow.
I bid you fare well now that im victorious
leaving you flustered and furious.
All up in your girls ***** yup vagitorious.


Try using your own rhymes
 

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ha, rds, you're more like a phony
you're rapping like a girl, u play with "my little pony"
and you're the best?, yeah, the best of the worse
you're like water, now let me quinch my thirst
don't hype yourself up, you lookin like an air head
they call me bed time story, cause I put niggas to bed
lookin' like kool-aid man, so mad you're so red
you should slow yo roll, wait, that's what she said
to you :eek:

you got a small ass pony lol
with even littler cojones
im about to stomp this duuce
whose biggest claim to fame is likening himself to mother goose
your rap skills are just you like a ****ing fairy tale
your brittle and frale wuth ryhmes way past stale
for the love of god home with them verses you bought on retail
 
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you got a small ass pony lol
with even littler cojones
im about to stomp this duuce
whose biggest claim to fame is likening himself to mother goose
your skills are just you like a ****ing fairy tale
for the love of god home and with them verses you bought on retail

you talking about asses, I knew you were gay
I'm like monopoly, and your life is my pay
call me mother goose, then you're the ugly duck
and that rap you just spit, i gave zero fuks
my raps are so raw bro, its inconceivable
and ma skills are a fairy tale, cause it's unbelieveable
 
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