President Obama vs Santa Claus

[Punk Hazard]

You must be crazy going against Father Christmas
How are you president when you're so witless
Naughty? You're at the top of my hitlist
I'ma throw you from sleigh off the Fiscal Cliff
Fix the country? You couldn't handle this pistol shit
I tend to the whole world, spreading cheer
I give free presents, cuz you cost people careers
You couldn't harm me on my worst day
I'm so badass, I took Jesus' birthday

(This is a closed battle BTW)

 

[10023213]

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is someone supposed to come in/rap as Obama

 

[Punk Hazard]

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is someone supposed to come in as Obama

NinjaKid is Obama.

 

[10023213]

NinjaKid is Obama.

lmfaooo :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

well if he doesn't come i'm always open for battle ....

 

[Punk Hazard]

lmfaooo :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

well if he doesn't come i'm always open for battle ....

Iight.

 

[Commander Axe]

You must be crazy going against Father Christmas
How are you president when you're so witless
Naughty? You're at the top of my hitlist
I'ma throw you from sleigh off the Fiscal Cliff
Fix the country? You couldn't handle this pistol shit
I tend to the whole world, spreading cheer
I give free presents, cuz you cost people careers
You couldn't harm me on my worst day
I'm so badass, I took Jesus' birthday

(This is a closed battle BTW)

My fellow American you should stop staying up so late
and spend more time trying to lose some weight
i see you and your little elves up in the north pole having a blast
that's why imma stick my presidential foot up your a**
you living in the North Pole all cozy in your castle
unaware that your gonna lose this battle
i'm the president man, you dont stand a chance
running this country, call me God enhanced
out of here phony, i'm the real present giver
presidential rhymes so flow compare me to a river

 

[Elementalist]

LMFAO!

yall dudes crazy

 

[Punk Hazard]

My fellow American you should stop staying up so late
and spend more time trying to lose some weight
i see you and your little elves up in the north pole having a blast
that's why imma stick my presidential foot up your a**
you living in the North Pole all cozy in your castle
unaware that your gonna lose this battle
i'm the president man, you dont stand a chance
running this country, call me God enhanced
out of here phony, i'm the real present giver
presidential rhymes so flow compare me to a river

I got so much weight cuz Michelle likes 'em huge
Who the hell battles Santa, you presidential Scrooge
It's not like the only thing I eat is cookies
I'll give you a hint: First Lady Nookie
I say "ho" three times cuz I once saw your wife and daughters in the same room
I came down the chimney and she said "Hurry, Barack'll be home soon!"
While you were out smoking with your VP
I was with Michelle, making the bed squeaky
Looks like I've talked too much about your spouse
My rhymes are a fire that can't be doused

 

[Commander Axe]

I got so much weight cuz Michelle likes 'em huge
Who the hell battles Santa, you presidential Scrooge
It's not like the only thing I eat is cookies
I'll give you a hint: First Lady Nookie
I say "ho" three times cuz I once saw your wife and daughters in the same room
I came down the chimney and they said "Hurry, Barack'll be home soon!"
While you were out smoking with your VP
I was Michelle, making the bed squeaky
Looks like I've talked too much about your spouse
My rhymes are a fire that can't be doused

Nicely said santa, i'll give you an applause
you may have done my wife, but i also did Ms.Clause
All you are is a pedo, born and raised
raping little kids and leaving them dazed
naughty my a**, that's all you say
Ms.Claus was naughty in bed just the other day
I'm gonna exterminate you like i did Mitt Romney
then find your house and bang your mommy
i got Cia, Fbi, secret service, and your wife watching my back
ooh did i mention how i love your wife's rack?

 

[Punk Hazard]

Nicely said santa, i'll give you an applause
you may have done my wife, but i also did Ms.Clause
All you are is a pedo, born and raised
raping little kids and leaving them dazed
naughty my a**, that's all you say
Ms.Claus was naughty in bed just the other day
I'm gonna exterminate you like i did Mitt Romney
then find your house and bang your mommy
i got Cia, Fbi, secret service, and your wife watching my back
ooh did i mention how i love your wife's rack?

What's the matter, you getting upset?
You replied quickly, too bad you couldn't do the same to this debt
Your protection has a not-so-secret service with whores
I'ma bring my elves to kick you out the White House door
Go ahead, take Ms. Clause
I'd rather your wife, you deal with her menopause
Your only accomplishment is taking out Osama
Only other thing is arise more drama
Leadership skills is what you lack
While Michelle plays with my "toy" down to my red sack

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[Commander Axe]

What's the matter, you getting upset?
You replied quickly, too bad you couldn't do the same to this debt
Your protection has a not-so-secret service with whores
I'ma bring my elves to kick you out the White House door
Go ahead, take Ms. Clause
I'd rather your wife, you deal with her menopause
Your only accomplishment is taking out Osama
Only other thing is arise more drama
Leadership skills is what you lack
While Michelle plays with my "toy" down to my red sack

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Only accomplishment? I also fixed this economy
so you can keep your lame a** house, and practice your astronomy
how does it feel up there in the north pole?
having fun with your elves? playing that *** role.
i'm pretty sure you and your elves are what's naughty
trying out lots of position, mostly doggy
Its a surprise you haven't killed your reindeers yet
all that mass bringing them down like your credit card debt
speaking of debt, your the one who gave the country it dude
spending all that money every year on nothing but food
fat a**, ever heard of weight watchers? nutrisystem? or hell even the biggest loser?!
god you have more mass than an akimichi clan user.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Only accomplishment? I also fixed this economy
so you can keep your lame a** house, and practice your astronomy
how does it feel up there in the north pole?
having fun with your elves? playing that *** role.
i'm pretty sure you and your elves are what's naughty
trying out lots of position, mostly doggy
Its a surprise you haven't killed your reindeers yet
all that mass bringing them down like your credit card debt
speaking of debt, your the one who gave the country it dude
spending all that money every year on nothing but food
fat a**, ever heard of weight watchers? nutrisystem? or hell even the biggest loser?!
god you have more mass than an akimichi clan user.

Fix the economy?
You spent less time on that than approving sodomy
I'll grab your bat ears and perform a lobotomy
My flows send a freezing chill through your body
I'd rather live in the North Pole than have you as my leader
I'll pump your ass full of ether and introduce your teeth to my sneaker
Then I'll run you over, call that a Christmas slay
I light the place up like Pearl Harbor's bay
The US is doomed with you as President
We all know you don't give a shit about the residents
Leaving us high and dry while you give other countries aid
Someone told you you were a good President? You got played!
All you do is talk about my weight
What about your fake certificate?
We all know you wasn't born in the States
You're just the right skin color, you're only winning trait
You got this country lagging like YouTube when it buffers
Making the whole country a sucker
While you hog the bread and butter

 

[Commander Axe]

Fix the economy?
You spent less time on that than approving sodomy
I'll grab your bat ears and perform a lobotomy
My flows send a freezing chill through your body
I'd rather live in the North Pole than have you as my leader
I'll pump your ass full of ether and introduce your teeth to my sneaker
Then I'll run you over, call that a Christmas slay
I light the place up like Pearl Harbor's bay
The US is doomed with you as President
We all know you don't give a shit about the residents
Leaving us high and dry while you give other countries aid
Someone told you you were a good President? You got played!
All you do is talk about my weight
What about your fake certificate?
We all know you wasn't born in the States
You're just the right skin color, you're only winning trait
You got this country lagging like YouTube when it buffers
Making the whole country a sucker
While you hog the bread and butter

Doomed you say? I'm the pillars that hold this country up
without me this country would be more disgusting than two girls one cup
i'm the leader, the man, the bridge to peace
while your a useless fat man, to say the least
What would you do without me, rely on congress?
you have 24 hours to deliver presents, but still no progress
its funny how you know when little kids are asleep
cause you wait for them to take a shower, then take a peep
then take out your bottle of lotion, and masturbate
and HO HO HO yourself to a later date
look bro, you stand no chance against your leader
your the little kid in the house, and i'm your feeder
santa, here's a little tip, for your own benefit
why don't you take a hike from this battle and just quit.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Doomed you say? I'm the pillars that hold this country up
without me this country would be more disgusting than two girls one cup
i'm the leader, the man, the bridge to peace
while your a useless fat man, to say the least
What would you do without me, rely on congress?
you have 24 hours to deliver presents, but still no progress
its funny how you know when little kids are asleep
cause you wait for them to take a shower, then take a peep
then take out your bottle of lotion, and masturbate
and HO HO HO yourself to a later date
look bro, you stand no chance against your leader
your the little kid in the house, and i'm your feeder
santa, here's a little tip, for your own benefit
why don't you take a hike from this battle and just quit.

You wanna a little tip, take a look in your pants
You can be summed up with just one glance
Some black guy tryna be a saviour
But it's obvious, you're just a failure!
When I look at kids, do you know what I see?
Them suffering cuz of your presidency
Regretting their residency
Without you, we'd be better off
Certainly won't have lesser jobs
Talking about 2 Girls 1 Cup when you're just as repulsive
You have half the country disgusted
All you do is disappoint
You couldn't even close that Guantanemo joint!

 

[Commander Axe]

You wanna a little tip, take a look in your pants
You can be summed up with just one glance
Some black guy tryna be a saviour
But it's obvious, you're just a failure!
When I look at kids, do you know what I see?
Them suffering cuz of your presidency
Regretting their residency
Without you, we'd be better off
Certainly won't have lesser jobs
Talking about 2 Girls 1 Cup when you're just as repulsive
You have half the country disgusted
All you do is disappoint
You couldn't even close that Guantanemo joint!

lol nice :T_T: unfortunately i gotta go out now lol, be back in about half an hour to an hour.

 

[Punk Hazard]

lol nice :T_T: unfortunately i gotta go out now lol, be back in about half an hour to an hour.

Thanks. See ya when you get back.

 

[TheSiege]

hahahaha omg this is great XD seriously this is beastly lol