Official Joke List of Chuck Norris

[Lord Naruto San]

Tell you best Chuck Norris t Jokes here one/

Chuck Norris so tough theres no Chin under his beard only another fist to pound you

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

1. Wrong section; try chatterbox.
2. Chuck Norris jokes haven't been funny in years.

 

[Commander Axe]

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

[Lord Naruto San]

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

I WAS DIENG + rep

 

[LordSasukeOfSixPaths]

Chuck norris has so much game he lost his virginity before his dad did

 

[Lord Naruto San]

Chuck Norris so tough his blood cures cancer

 

[Yasuko Sayomi]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.


Chuck Norris is too awesome for humans to comprehend.

 

[ozanozbek]

Chuck

 

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Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open.

 

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Chuck norris has so much game he lost his virginity before his dad did

That's wrong because Chuck never looses :scorps:

 

[Multiply]

That's wrong because Chuck never looses :scorps:

Are you implying Chuck Norris is a virgin O.O

 

[Boston Rob]

Chuck does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
Chuck can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

 

[enuzuki]

Chuck Norris can eat just 1 lays chip and throw away the bag. Seriously it's hard!

 

[Trollnojutsu]

Chuck Norris invented the c-section when he round hound kicked himself out of the womb. Chuk Norris built the log cabin he was born in. Jesus may walk on water but chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris does not fight, he just allows you to lose. Just to name a few lol

 

[Kakashi Hatakeo]

zum really funny ones

 

[Sea Of Thy Soul]

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

 

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[vida]

Mm…not trolling or spamming but whose Chuck Norris?! :| Dunno him at all! :|
What are all the jokes about him?! :shrug: Someone tell me please!
+ The jokes are funny here! Haha...really! xd

 

[Yasuko Sayomi]

Chuck Norris ate the missing part of the apple logo.

 

[Wang]

Mm…not trolling or spamming but whose Chuck Norris?! :| Dunno him at all! :|
What are all the jokes about him?! :shrug: Someone tell me please!
+ The jokes are funny here! Haha...really! xd

You're my favorite.