The full power of youth

[TheSyren]

Do you feel old? Tired? Worn out?

Hi, I am Syren, and if you answered yes to any of those questions above, I have the product for you. Allow me to introduce, from the creators of viagra, the new Morning Peacock Pill. Feel the rush of pure energy, only seconds after ingesting this pill! This pill will change your life, you'll have more stamina, thicker hair, and even a shinier smile. Order now!

Side effects include: sudden urges to start up pointless rivalries, glowing green sweat, increases in testosterone, and the unavoidable urge to wear tights

 

[Wang]

I answered yes to all 3, will I need a prescription?

 

[TheSyren]

I answered yes to all 3, will I need a prescription?

Most possibly, these aren't for the faint of heart.

 

[Wang]

Most possibly, these aren't for the faint of heart.

Ok, but are there any negative side effects?

 

[TheSyren]

Besides the ones listed? There is an extremely rare side effect that makes your speach lag a bit, like old Japanese movies.

 

[Shiina..]

Do you feel old? Tired? Worn out?

1.) No
2.)Yes
3.) Sometimes.

 

[Wang]

Besides the ones listed? There is an extremely rare side effect that makes your speach lag a bit, like old Japanese movies.

I think it's worth the risk.

 

[Mottle]

I'm already on the pill, wait...that came out wrong.