How To Make A Bunch Of Idiots Bump Up A Thread To The Hottest. Detailed Explanation.

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For example we need to focus on three aspects of your viewers.

1. Getting the attention of your readers.

2. Clearly identify your subject.

3. Show why your subject is important.

In some ways, all these can he held at the same time. Order may vary.

This is interesting read this. How to get the attention of your readers. The fact that people have gathered to read your thread means that they are ready to give the subject their undivided attention. Why? Their lives are filled with mindless things that clamor there attention span. There might not care about any problem at home or anxiety in life. So there's nothing productive thats stoping them from giving your undivided attention so to speak.

The easy challenge facing you as the speaker is to capture and hold the attention of the readers. There's many ways to handling that.

Don't consider your readers concerns, attitudes, and what they know.

Spam what there is about your subject that will particularly piss them off.

Ridicule others of there viewpoint and try to irritate them. Insist you are right always. And acknowledge them to read the manga cause they don't know anything. Don't see other point of views. Just believe it won't contribute to anything.

Misleading titles work to fool a person to go to a thread and think that they know it all. And say that they did not read. It's funny.

And for the final touches. Use these characters in your threads. Minato, Sasuke, Itachi, Kabuto, Obito, and Madara. Maybe Naruto and Kakashi. And use the word fodder a lot. Thanks guys I hope this helps!
 
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Lol the funny thing is he's right xd
 

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Someone wants a sticky...

Shoutout to the wall o text though.
 

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obviously mofukas who have kabillion post on here have no life.
 

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U forget one more thing.....to add the words "MUST READ"
 

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Simply need a flame thread like "UCHIA SUCK BITCHS!"
 

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And call everyone a fanboy
 

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:') Now, I'ma make hottest threads just like that! Your advice was greatly appreciated...


So, do I proceed to use horrible grammar along with calling everyone fanboys and their characters trash???? ;o
 

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:') Now, I'ma make hottest threads just like that! Your advice was greatly appreciated...


So, do I proceed to use horrible grammar along with calling everyone fanboys and their characters trash???? ;o

Both. Do what it takes! Sky's the limit my friend!
 

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Lol xd that makes sense :rolleyes:
The most popular of em all are sasuke>someone or itachi>someone or someone>someone with a big PROOF!!! :rofl:
It's annoying really :| I mean they're here with the sole mindset that they're not goin to change their perspective n actually believe that they can change others :sy:
And then ask for their opinion :flaw: I mean WTH
 

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You could also just start putting your name infront of the thread title. That seems to help lately...

-moving to chatterbox-
 
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:') Now, I'ma make hottest threads just like that! Your advice was greatly appreciated...


So, do I proceed to use horrible grammar along with calling everyone fanboys and their characters trash???? ;o

Did you just say horrible grammar? Please step away from the keyboard sir! NOW!!

Use correct grammar to get hot threads.
 

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Someone should make this thread sticky xd
 

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The easiest way is to make a thread about an offensive/controversial topic, but not so offensive that the mods immediately close thread, try to focus on religion or homosexuality. For example: Most Roman Catholic priests are pedophiles...
 

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