50 shades of Chiyo

markdabomb22

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Warning the following material may not be suited for children and those who are as bothered as i am for writing this you have been warned.

The following takes place in the village hidden in the rain.

Hanzo: you have grown old chiyo very old and crusty

Chiyo: that is why i have come to you hanzo......im looking for a work out make me moist hanzo....if you can

Hanzo: My salamander....you want my salamander?

Chiyo: oh yes i want your salamander and i want it soon

Hanzo: Fine *summons his salamander* only because your begging for it. Meet Tommy Lee

Chiyo: so that's the salamander that has smited countless hoes

Hanzo: yes now prepare yourself chiyo me and my salamander will show no mercy
*Hanzo comes full force with his salamander*

Hanzo: i see to much for you to handle

Chiyo: crap what did i get myself into

Hanzo: Feel my salamander chiyo........FEEL MY SALAMANDER

Chiyo: .......

Hanzo: You are so unresponsive and dry.....your like kristen stewart covered in sandpaper

Chiyo: are you kidding me i'm just getting started *trying to catch her breath*

Hanzo: shall i start some barry white then? bitches love barry white
*starts barry white*

Chiyo: oh yes much better but lets turn things up a bit more
*Shirohigi: Jikki Chikamatsu no Shū summons 10 puppets*

Chiyo: me and my groupies will gang bang you now

Hanzo: i like where this is going now lets get this going

*Hanzo and his salamander progresses towards chiyo*

Chiyo: *thinks to herself* i have heard rumors about his sack if i go for his sack he will release and die

*Chiyo stretches for his sack but hanzo swats her away*

Hanzo: why so hasty? You should worry less about my sack and more about my salamander

Hanzo: It saddens me to see you want to have me finish so soon.....woman.....you always nag about finishing so soon yet here you are trying to end this with one move......so confusing

*chiyo moves her puppets into proper positions*

Chiyo: still talking hanzo? seems to me that you are stalling.Are you sure you have the stamina to take on all eleven of us.

Hanzo:*grins* the eleven of you are nothing my salamander has handled one direction the backstreet boys and new kids on the block all at once.

Chiyo: then this should be interesting

Does chiyo and her eleven puppets stand a chance against hanzos salamander? Did Hanzo really Handle all of those boy fags at once? Find out In the next chapter entitled Yes

 

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Mark, were you hacked?
 

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w...t....f
 

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FACEPALM WTF WAS THIS!!! xd
 

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What did I just read? O_O
Reading this, I can't wait for December 21st >_>
 

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......Good thing I stopped right when I read the first line -.- still pretty blind!
 

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I lost it at "find out next chapter entitled Yes"
 

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Oh glob...

Good god.

Wtf. Just wtf. xD

w...t....f

FACEPALM WTF WAS THIS!!! xd

What did I just read? O_O
Reading this, I can't wait for December 21st >_>

......Good thing I stopped right when I read the first line -.- still pretty blind!

Well was it kinky sexy enough?


I lost it at "find out next chapter entitled Yes"

Omfg! Love it!

Glad to see you enjoyed :)
 

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The First and Second lines had me on the floor, after that.. It just got better and better xd xd
 

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I have the weirdest boner.
 
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