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Warning the following is not for those who are looking for a serious chapter prediction or those who do not have a sense of humor.
Chapter 611 entitled: Do you know Tsukuyomi?
*Bijuu ball moves toward the juubi's eye*
*madara claps hands together*
Madara: Let's see how balls fair against my erect wood.
*wood springs up and completely nullify's the attack*
Kakashi: Damn to think that Madara's wood could be so hard
*naruto appears in madara blind spot*
Naruto : gahhhh rasengan
*madara manipulates the jiuubi's tail to knock naruto in the distance*
Naruto : *huffing* what !? the rasengan has always worked for me in the past *huff* i guess its because kishimoto isn't writing this.
Madara: Did you really believe that a jutsu of that magnitude would kill me? Who do you think i am deva path?
Obito: Actually the Deva path was already dead you see *gets interrupted by madara*
*madara smacks obito on the head*
Madara : shut up and go make me a sandwich or better yet why don't you finish of the Kamui spammer and the black guy. You know i'm old fashion obito and i do not tolerate the colored folk.
Obito : Alright but you need to prepare the infinite Tsukuyomi
Kyubbi : Naruto go over to kakashi quickly
*looks at kakashi and sees hes exhausted*
Naruto : Kakashi sensei!!! whats wrong i thought we healed you last chapter
Kakashi : well you see naruto since Kishimoto is not writing this chapter my chakra reserves go back to normal and i have used one kamui so that means i'm going to die.
Naruto : no kakashi sensei you can't die *tearing up* nobody important is to supposed to die in a war.....not at all....ever.............ever
Kakashi :Its okay naruto my only regret is.....
*madara interrupts with the dragon*
Madara : BORING
*wood dragon smashes against the ground that naruto and kakashi were standing on and naruto manages to evade with kakashi*
Bee : Yo motherfucker that was some juicy shit bro like some serious shoujo stuff and you interrupted that.
Obito : I agree not cool man not cool
Madara : I'm madara fucking uchiha what did you think i was going to do? tivo this and watch it later?
Hachibi : iv'e had enough of this *Bijuu Dama*
Madara: Haven't you already learned? *claps hands together*
*wood sprouts up and traps both naruto and the hachibi*
Naruto : gaahh
Hachibi : gahhh these wood techs are too much its too hard to break
Madara : that's right fear my wood
*Madara tightens grip of wood and naruto and the hachibi look more in pain*
Madara : Feel my girth.......FEEL MY GIRTH
Gai : Daytime tiger!!!!
* explosion then the smoke clears and obito used the wood release to shield most of the impact and madara was forced to release naruto and the hachibi*
Obito : that was too close
Madara : your right i completely forgot about that faggot in the spandex
Obito : Iv'e been maintaining the juubi all of this time now get on with the tsukuyomi already!!!
*obito looking angry*
Madara: Who do you think your talking to? If you keep this up obito ill make sure i bring back rin deaf blind and in a wheel chair
*gai looking exhausted*
Gai : I'm not through.......i'm not........
Madara : i don't want that one near me *points at gai* he just strikes me as.....
Naruto : gahhh rasengan
*obito covers for madara with and attack to keep naruto at bay*
Obito: My god you untalented son of a bitch do you know anything other then the rasengan?
Kyubbi: nope
Naruto : Um...... planetary rasengan
Obito : see this is why parents should beat their kids
Naruto : i didn't have any parents
Obito : well i wonder who's to blame kyubbi *cough* *cough*
Hachibi : alright iv'e healed these two a bit naruto iv'e got an idea
Madara : quick question obito
Obito : yes?
Madara : Do you know tsukuyomi?
Obito : thats not even remotely funny
Madara : i'm serious do you know tsukuyomi?
Obito : how the fuck do you develop a plan around an attack you don't even know?
Madara : don't look at me your the dumbass who went with it without asking
*a sound of a leap and Hachibi is falling balls first towards Madara and Obito*
Hachibi : Bijuu T-bag
With operation Bijuu T-bag under way will Obito and Madara stand a chance?
Next chapter entitled Yes they do
