Yo Mama Jokes! War!

[Cosmic Path]

YO MAMA JOKES!!
Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!!
Now your Jokes, i gave you guys a couple of mine! Remember this thread is for fun only!

 

[Bi0hazard]

yo mom so fat when pass infront of the tv you missed three epsiodes of the sam show

 

[Shinobi Train]

I normally despise these things...I just can't resist this one...-_-

Yo momma so fat she shifted the Earth's gravitational pull...

 

[Bi0hazard]

yo mom so stupid she try to put a glazed donut on a car

 

[Cosmic Path]

I normally despise these things...I just can't resist this one...-_-

Yo momma so fat she shifted the Earth's gravitational pull...

Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections

 

[Cosmic Path]

yo mom so stupid she try to put a glazed donut on a car

yo momma is so ugly that even goldfish crackers won't smile back at her

 

[Hexuze]

Yo Momma...SAN

 

[Bi0hazard]

yo momma is so ugly that even goldfish crackers won't smile back at her

yo mom so ugly they had to stop make mirrior to keep from going bankrupt

 

[SasukeCurse]

Yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
yo momma smell so bad that she made right guard turn left

 

[Shinobi Train]

Yo Momma...SAN

Winner! You can all go home now. xd

 

[~Shadowhunter Princess~]

Yo mama so ugly Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!

 

[Shiina..]

Seriously.. This thread is stupid.

>_>

 

[Wang]

Yo Momma...SAN

Yo Momma San is so fat, they got arrested at the airport for having ten pounds of crack.

 

[Suigetsu13]

Yo momma so stupid she logged onto your account and started this thread.

 

[Wang]

Yo Momma...SAN

Yo Momma San is so ugly that their birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

[Cosmic Path]

yo mom so ugly they had to stop make mirrior to keep from going bankrupt

Yo momma is so stupid she thought JolleyRanchers were gay cowboys

 

[Cosmic Path]

Yo mama so ugly Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!

Yo momma is so stupid that when the doctor told her she had 24 hours to live she went to the store and bought LifeSavers