Hmm, interesting.
As you sneeze, which doesn't really have any level of distraction since I can see you making the motion to actually sneeze. Nonetheless, as you grab my shirt I analyze your plan due to the amount of force you use to hold me by my shirt. I slip my hand in my pocket as you release me, throwing a thin wire at your sword hilt, pulling it towards the left as you lunge for my chest. Due to the force I use to pull, not only would your sword fly to another direction, but also would you, if you continue to hold the sword at least, be dragged towards that direction due to the sudden-ness of it all, leaving your side open to me as we fall down. I land on the ground, on my feet, and look weird at you.
O_O