Claraviolet
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It's okay to laugh a little.Right?????? Here I go now....
1. Kakashi sensei told me “onions are the only food that can make you cry”
that was before Guy hit him with a watermelon.
2.
"I'll bet you fifty dollars that he doesn't jump, yeah!"
Itachi raised a skeptical eyebrow across the table at naruto. The two of them had met up at Itachi's and Kisame's place after work to have some dinner and hang out. Kisame had the television tuned to the six o' clock news in the next room, and the two were watching the broadcast from the kitchen.
A man was threatening to commit suicide by leaping off of the building, while police below tried to talk reason into him.
After shaking hands to seal the bet, the two turned back to look at the television screen.
After a few more minutes of failed negotiation, the man took a step back, gave a loud cry, and then threw himself off of the side of the building.
"Aw man..." naruto sighed. He reached into his pocket and fished around for a bit until he pulled out the money he owed the Uchiha and handed it over.
Itachi felt a little awkward, but he finally just gave a sigh and shrugged his shoulders. "Look, I'll admit...I saw this broadcast on the five o' clock news earlier. I really can't take your money." He pushed the folded up bills back across the table .
naruto shook his head, he gave a little scoff as well. "Well, I saw it earlier too." He replied. "But I never thought he'd jump again!"
3.
A little kid and his mother. Child:"Mama there's a big snake on TV". Mother:"Are you watching animal planet?" Child:"No i am watching Naruto."(that's orochimaru by the way)
4.
Sasuke: Naruto! I forgot your birthday. Believe it!
Naruto: Huh? I CAN'T believe it. T_T
5.
Sasukeand Sakura were on a mission and suddenly Sakura fell to the ground. She didn’tseem to be breathing, her eyes are rolled back in her head.
Sasuke summoned a snake and sent a message to Tsunade “Sakura is dead! What can I do?”
Tsunade sent a reply saying“Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure she’s dead.”
Sasuke quickly did what he was supposed to do and then sent thesnake back to Tsunade saying “Okay, now what?”
6.
Q. How many hyuugas does it take to change a lightbulb? Ans. I don't know about lightbulbs, but it only takes one ninja to change the hyuuga
7.
Q:what does naruto say when he sees killer bee trying to steal his ramen? Ans:BEE LEAVE IT!!!!!!
8.
if sasuke and naruto both jump off of the same building at the exact same time. Who will hit the ground first?
sasuke. Because naruto would have to stop and ask directions.
9.
The 3 Idiot SuperHeroes once again joined forces to find a missing nin, beast mage and an Arrancar. Upon on their hunting they come across to a Railway Train. They found mysterious tracks in the railway. so the 3 started to find some interesting mystery about it.... Ichigo :" This must be the footprint of that Arrancar that I'm trying to hunt down" ... natsu : "your stupid... it's a track from the Best Mage I'm hunting"... Naruto :" come on guys ... shut up... you are both stupid... those are from the Missing Nin from my Village".. of course because of their superb intelligence, they fight each other about who have smartest fact.They keep on arguing about the tracks until a train hit them... ouuch
10.
Cat: Meow
Naruto: Meow
Cat: Meow Meow
Naruto: Oh my god, I speak .............Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.
Naruto in hotel.....
I'll not stay here! Gimme my money back you cheaters! So
Small room. What am I, an animal!
Waiter: sir please proceed to the room, THIS IS A LIFT!
12.
One day Naruto was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he wasn't a ninja. Naruto went below another 20 ft but the guy joined him a few minutes later. Naruto went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him. This confused Naruto, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the hell are you able to stay under this deep without being a ninja?" The guy took the board and chalk, erased what Naruto had written, and wrote, "I'M DROWNING, YOU MORON!!!
1. Kakashi sensei told me “onions are the only food that can make you cry”
that was before Guy hit him with a watermelon.
2.
"I'll bet you fifty dollars that he doesn't jump, yeah!"
Itachi raised a skeptical eyebrow across the table at naruto. The two of them had met up at Itachi's and Kisame's place after work to have some dinner and hang out. Kisame had the television tuned to the six o' clock news in the next room, and the two were watching the broadcast from the kitchen.
A man was threatening to commit suicide by leaping off of the building, while police below tried to talk reason into him.
After shaking hands to seal the bet, the two turned back to look at the television screen.
After a few more minutes of failed negotiation, the man took a step back, gave a loud cry, and then threw himself off of the side of the building.
"Aw man..." naruto sighed. He reached into his pocket and fished around for a bit until he pulled out the money he owed the Uchiha and handed it over.
Itachi felt a little awkward, but he finally just gave a sigh and shrugged his shoulders. "Look, I'll admit...I saw this broadcast on the five o' clock news earlier. I really can't take your money." He pushed the folded up bills back across the table .
naruto shook his head, he gave a little scoff as well. "Well, I saw it earlier too." He replied. "But I never thought he'd jump again!"
3.
A little kid and his mother. Child:"Mama there's a big snake on TV". Mother:"Are you watching animal planet?" Child:"No i am watching Naruto."(that's orochimaru by the way)
4.
Sasuke: Naruto! I forgot your birthday. Believe it!
Naruto: Huh? I CAN'T believe it. T_T
5.
Sasukeand Sakura were on a mission and suddenly Sakura fell to the ground. She didn’tseem to be breathing, her eyes are rolled back in her head.
Sasuke summoned a snake and sent a message to Tsunade “Sakura is dead! What can I do?”
Tsunade sent a reply saying“Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure she’s dead.”
Sasuke quickly did what he was supposed to do and then sent thesnake back to Tsunade saying “Okay, now what?”
6.
Q. How many hyuugas does it take to change a lightbulb? Ans. I don't know about lightbulbs, but it only takes one ninja to change the hyuuga
7.
Q:what does naruto say when he sees killer bee trying to steal his ramen? Ans:BEE LEAVE IT!!!!!!
8.
if sasuke and naruto both jump off of the same building at the exact same time. Who will hit the ground first?
sasuke. Because naruto would have to stop and ask directions.
9.
The 3 Idiot SuperHeroes once again joined forces to find a missing nin, beast mage and an Arrancar. Upon on their hunting they come across to a Railway Train. They found mysterious tracks in the railway. so the 3 started to find some interesting mystery about it.... Ichigo :" This must be the footprint of that Arrancar that I'm trying to hunt down" ... natsu : "your stupid... it's a track from the Best Mage I'm hunting"... Naruto :" come on guys ... shut up... you are both stupid... those are from the Missing Nin from my Village".. of course because of their superb intelligence, they fight each other about who have smartest fact.They keep on arguing about the tracks until a train hit them... ouuch
10.
Cat: Meow
Naruto: Meow
Cat: Meow Meow
Naruto: Oh my god, I speak .............Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.
Naruto in hotel.....
I'll not stay here! Gimme my money back you cheaters! So
Small room. What am I, an animal!
Waiter: sir please proceed to the room, THIS IS A LIFT!
12.
One day Naruto was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he wasn't a ninja. Naruto went below another 20 ft but the guy joined him a few minutes later. Naruto went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him. This confused Naruto, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the hell are you able to stay under this deep without being a ninja?" The guy took the board and chalk, erased what Naruto had written, and wrote, "I'M DROWNING, YOU MORON!!!
