[Spoilers] ...and thus the birth of Black Zetsu!

Edo Obito

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It all makes sense now. After meditating for years, I have finally come upon enlightenment. What you are about to read will give you in depth description of how Black Zetsu came about.

So recent chapters, we've come to know white zetsu and his personality. His interest in poo has struck me. The thought kept haunting me in my sleep and during the day. It wasn't until today where i finally come to understand him. You see, Black Zetsu was made from Obito's poo. "wow really, i read this only to say **** you"
No just hear me out.

How Black Zetsu came about?
Obito is ofcourse in a cave with Madara who is currently hibernating. Where do you think Obito goes to take a shit? That's right, inside the cave where the Zetsu can easily obtain it. White Zetsu took samples of Obito's poo and observed it and realized he could give it life form. He injected the poo with some Hashirama love and thus the birth of Black Zetsu. Ofcourse poo is of dark color unless Obito had some spicy ass shit which will then make it red. The darkness of the poo is what made the Zetsu come out to be black.

If you want to argue, please provide facts as to why I am wrong otherwise i will not respond because I am far superior and more knowledgeable than you could ever hope to be.

Thank you, you may now blow me!
 

Meowazziel

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Why does poo have more knowledge(knows about itachi his weapons for example, amaterasu and other things, that white zetsu doesnt know) than white zetsu?
 

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wth? I can't argue because the black zetsu could have come from anywhere. but in my defense i don't think it's poo.
 

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I........don't.......even........know.....wafdadf
 

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No. The only things that makes sense is Obitos Poo because of bz=z+op.

think about it, kishi has a way of suprising us. i wouldn't be suprised if you were right, but would it really be poo? i mean, the black zetsu eats people. Poo eating people. I think that's a little out of context.
 

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think about it, kishi has a way of suprising us. i wouldn't be suprised if you were right, but would it really be poo? i mean, the black zetsu eats people. Poo eating people. I think that's a little out of context.

I mediated far too long to be wrong. This is 100% factual. It is the only thing that makes sense and the only explanation Kishi is about to reveal.
 

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zetsu states in the flashbacks that obito no longer needs to eat/drink or pee/poop.
so /thread
 

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No wonder Tobi sent him there to fight the Mizukage. Gezz. I can feel a faint smell coming from this computer screen.
 

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It all makes sense now. After meditating for years, I have finally come upon enlightenment. What you are about to read will give you in depth description of how Black Zetsu came about.

So recent chapters, we've come to know white zetsu and his personality. His interest in poo has struck me. The thought kept haunting me in my sleep and during the day. It wasn't until today where i finally come to understand him. You see, Black Zetsu was made from Obito's poo. "wow really, i read this only to say **** you"
No just hear me out.

How Black Zetsu came about?
Obito is ofcourse in a cave with Madara who is currently hibernating. Where do you think Obito goes to take a shit? That's right, inside the cave where the Zetsu can easily obtain it. White Zetsu took samples of Obito's poo and observed it and realized he could give it life form. He injected the poo with some Hashirama love and thus the birth of Black Zetsu. Ofcourse poo is of dark color unless Obito had some spicy ass shit which will then make it red. The darkness of the poo is what made the Zetsu come out to be black.

If you want to argue, please provide facts as to why I am wrong otherwise i will not respond because I am far superior and more knowledgeable than you could ever hope to be.

Thank you, you may now blow me!

you are wrong because its stated that obito does not have to eat or drink. meaning no shittting involved.
 

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zetsu states in the flashbacks that obito no longer needs to eat/drink or pee/poop.
so /thread

The key there is "needs to". Doesn't mean he can't. Just accept defeat cause you will never stand above me.
 

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The key there is "needs to". Doesn't mean he can't. Just accept defeat cause you will never stand above me.

i wont need to, your conceit will be your downfall.
and its *your* theory, not a fact.
so theres nothing to stand above.
 
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