The Hokage in the Afterlife part 3

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Tsunade: God it's boring up here, especially when we're waiting for a new chapter...

Minato: Don't worry, I've got a plan!

Hashirama: How come I get nervous whenever Blondie's up to something?

Hiruzen: Indeed...

Minato: No no wait guys this is good I promise! We'll watch Naruto...

Tobirama: What the hell? Isn't that what we always do?

Minato: Not finished! And we'll take a shot every time they show a flashback of something we've already seen, clench their fists or their only line is a name. Like, say...Naruto throwing a fit or something, and all Sakura can say is "Naruto..."

Tsunade: That's the best idea I've heard since I got here!

Tobirama: We won't even survive an episode...

Hashirama: Good thing I've got Senju DNA...I can get drunk but without any of the consequences. Ah...Senju DNA...

Minato: Whatever let's just watch...

*30 minutes later no Jutsu!*

Tsunade: Why ish everyone sho shtupid in thish sheries?!

Tobirama: I know right! "Hello, I'm Itachi! I'm going to psychologically torment my brother into hating me and taunting him to kill me. Then he'll return home a hero after I reveal to him how to obtain even more power Uchiha-style. There's no way this carefully thought out plan could ever fail or backfire!"

Hiruzen! Why was Orochimaru like "I'm so stealthy, no one could possibly figure out I only joined up with the Akatsuki for my own ambition and...Ooh hey Itachi joined! Now I can get that sharingan I always wanted!" while standing near Pain, the man with the RINNEGAN?!

Minato: Why is everyone madly in love with someone when they're SIX YEARS OLD?!

Hashirama: Why does Kabuto think waging a war and turning himself into a monster will make people notice and respect him?!

Tsunade: Why doesh Shasuke think that going against Itachi's wishesh will purify the Uchiha name?!

Minato: Hey...were we ever that stupid?

*Epic silence no jutsu!*

Yeah, I'm very bored. That's why this one came so quickly after the other.

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I lol'd literally! Good work!

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You get better (More funny) each time!

It's funny because of the three things they would take shots for. I hate all three of those so much.

Clever.
 
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I would give you another plus 1 rep but i just gave your last post one.....so ill have to come back ;)
 
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