The Hokage in the afterlife

[Thane]

Minato: Alright, so I guess we can all agree I'm the best damn Hokage the world has ever seen, right?

Hiruzen: Really, how do you figure that?

Minato: Oh, I don't know...let's see here...We've got Woody over there who's DNA is pretty much one of the major reasons the world is on a highway to hell.

Hashirama: Hey!

Minato: And then we've got you, who trained this world's equivalent of Michael Jackson, and we all know how that turned out.

Tobirama: What about me?

Minato: Name ONE thing you've done.

Tobirama: Oh...ah...I...Oh! I came up with the Chunin Exams!

Hiruzen: Pff...big accomplishment, you force little children to battle each other, congratulations.

Minato: Yeah way to go Aquaman.

Tobirama: Oh! He's my favorite superhero! How did you know?

*Silence*

Hashirama: Bro...please...the grownups are talking. Anyway, we all know I'm the strongest by far.

Hiruzen: Oh really? Well I'll just bring a chainsaw to our next fight and see how well you'll do.

Minato: "Oh no! My trees are not enough to stop my lover Madara! Wait...I know! I'll use MORE TREES!"

Hashirama: God I hate you guys...

Minato: Let's face it, I'm the smartest, strongest, sexie...

Tobirama: Hey guys, check out the TV! Tobi's mask finally shattered!

Hiruzen: Oh my God it feels like I've been waiting forever! Finally, people can stop with the Izuna/Kagami nonsense.

Hashirama: I don't know, we don't know anything about those two...THAT MEANS IZUNA IS TOBI! RIGHT?!

Hiruzen: ...I don't know what's worse...the fact that people want Tobi to be a nobody or that people will act like his identity was obvious when it's revealed.

Tobirama: Dudes, my money is still on Obito.

Minato: I've told you, there was nothing left but some Obito SOUP after he was crushed. Besides, it's not like I can fail, unlike you I've got a reputation to take care of!

*You let Rin die!*

Hiruzen: Oh sweet Lord it actually IS Obito! And look! He has gone all Uchiha too! Nice work Blondie!

Minato: Oh wow...I actually messed up. Hey, hey! How much do you wanna bet Kakashi will use Talk no Jutsu on him?

*Enter Tsunade*

Tsunade: 100 bucks!

Tobirama: Oh woh woh...there's no need to BET YOUR LIFE ON IT...AM I RIGHT?!...What too soon?

*The End*

 

[Hipster Madara]

I really like it.
BUUUUTTT it's in the wrong section.

 

[Simple Math]

i love how tsunade randomly came into the story and offered 100 bucks

 

[Guardian of the Rain]

LMAO I have the PERFECT story for the Hokages' afterlife if you want to check it out. It's legit.

 

[SilverSlick]

Hahaha Tobirama was an Obito theorist.

 

[Negative Knight]

xd that was pretty awesome, Tsunade part especially.

 

[Ldude]

I'm dying. xd

 

[~Sky~]

You.

Are.

A.

Genius.

I love how you did Minato... xd

 

[realobito1]

Very nice

 

[HiddenWarrior]

This was amusing.

No Danzō?

 

[natzzz]

Lol+rep.

 

[Thane]

Wow thank you all so much! I almost didn't post this because I wrote it down in like five minutes and was afraid it wouldn't be any good!

Thank you for your kind words!

 

[Memoria]

Hahaha I cracked at the part "Minato: Yeah way to go Aquaman.
Tobirama: Oh! He's my favorite superhero! How did you know?"

Lololol, nice work! xd

 

[Guardian of the Rain]

Dude, this is such a parody of this>>

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xd

 

[X Spike X]

Craaaaaap, you kids just aint funny

 

[Memoria]

Btw you should've added that Tobirama created the Edo Tensei, it would've been more hilarious! xd

 

[Thane]

Dude, this is such a parody of this>>

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xd

Never read but thanks for shamelessly promoting your own work in my thread.

Craaaaaap, you kids just aint funny

Well, based on your grammar and lack of maturity, I'm guessing that I'm older than you.

 

[Memoria]

Dude, this is such a parody of this>>

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xd

I've read some of your FFs, it was good, really! xd

 

[Thane]

Btw you should've added that Tobirama created the Edo Tensei, it would've been more hilarious! xd

I was about to but I honestly feel like "Tobirama creating Edo Tensei" is a mistake, or a slip-up or SOMETHING. It just doesn't sound like him. Besides, everyone still calls it "Orochimaru's jutsu", and fittingly so.

So I took a moral stand! I've never read the databooks, nor do I ever intend to. To me, Tobirama is a nobody. Obviously a great ninja and he must have accomplished many remarkable things because he was a Hokage but still, I think you understand what I mean. All I know about Tobirama is that he was good with water jutsu and sacrificed himself and gave the title to Sarutobi. That's it.

 

[Stark]

Hiruzen FTW.