Akatsuki members working in society...

[~Puppet Master~]

What if the Akatsuki members were working in society? What would their jobs be?
It's funny to think of it since every member has some sort of theme, so here's what I think suits them best:

Nagato: Philosophy [ Fits him because of his ideas about peace and the afterlife ]

Obito: Director [ He's a mastermind and a born leader ]

Zetsu: Porn star [ Think of it, he's constantly being used and we're not even sure what black Zetsu is ]

Konan: Assistant [ Always by Nagato's side, caring for him ]

Hidan: Homeless [ Well, it's how he acts, I can't see him doing anything useful... ]

Kakuzu: Accountant [ Does not need an explaination ]

Itachi: Babysitter [ He's responsible and caring ]

Kisame: Assassin [ He's cold, and very good at killing ]

Sasori: Engineer [ He can make pretty much anything if you give him a plank of wood ]

Orochimaru: Scientist [ Doesn't really need an explaination ]

Deidara: Artist [ Nuff said ]

What are your ideas?

 

[Dantee]

Itachi...a babysitter.

Itachi would be batman.

 

[CharlieBundels]

Hidan - priest

Kakuzu - Loan shark.

Kisame would just get locked in some aquarium and eat everything and everyone

Nagato would win gold in the paralympics

Sasori would have his very own puppet show

:scorps:

 

[Cursed Prince]

Orochimaru would have a side job as a pedophile

 

[namikaze12]

Loooool good point

 

[Narutohokage7]

Itachi: "ahhh shit this kid won't sleep already!! Tyuskiomi!"

Toddler: *twitch twitch, droool*

Itachi: "Fast asleep now bitch."

 

[KobayashiShane]

All these make sense. I laughed at the Hidan one

 

[AP2k]

I'd tap Zetsu. What a hottie.

 

[-Shiro-]

zetsu exotic venus fly trap

 

[Narutohokage7]

Deidera would be a suicide bomber

 

[CurseSealofEarth]

Imagine someone ordering Zetsu for some time. . .it pays to be half black sometimes.

 

[Young Thug]

What if the Akatsuki members were working in society? What would their jobs be?
It's funny to think of it since every member has some sort of theme, so here's what I think suits them best:

Nagato: Philosophy [ Fits him because of his ideas about peace and the afterlife ]

Obito: Director [ He's a mastermind and a born leader ]

Zetsu: Porn star [ Think of it, he's constantly being used and we're not even sure what black Zetsu is ]

Konan: Assistant [ Always by Nagato's side, caring for him ]

Hidan: Homeless [ Well, it's how he acts, I can't see him doing anything useful... ]

Kakuzu: Accountant [ Does not need an explaination ]

Itachi: Babysitter [ He's responsible and caring ]

Kisame: [ He's cold, and very good at killing ]

Sasori: Engineer [ He can make pretty much anything if you give him a plank of wood ]

Orochimaru: Michael Jackson's successor [ Doesn't really need an explaination ]

Deidara: Al Qaeda's leader [ Nuff said ]

What are your ideas?

Fixed.

 

[LOVELESS]

Kisame - Sushi chef

 

[Narutoisgodly]

dedara- bin laden
orochimaru- MJ
zetsu- Exotic pornstar
hidan-satinist
Itachi- an actress (come on he's great)

 

[Amatiq]

dedara- bin laden
orochimaru- MJ
zetsu- Exotic pornstar
hidan-satinist
Itachi- an actress (come on he's great)

Itachi - an Actress? Last time i checked he was a guy. Actor*

 

[ShinraRengan]

Hidan would be a priest.

 

[Dantee]

dedara- bin laden
orochimaru- MJ
zetsu- Exotic pornstar
hidan-satinist
Itachi- an actress (come on he's great)

LMAO. Itachi is an actress? O thats just wrong.

 

[TenzaZangetsu]

Nagato: President of a small country

Obito: Shell company manager

Zetsu: Obitos assistant

Konan: First Lady or Secretary Of State

Hidan: Satanist

Kakuzu: Corrupt surgeon involved in black market organ traffickin


Itachi: FBI or CIA agent

Kisame: Muscle for a cartel

Sasori: Broadway plays

Orochimaru: Insane biologist

Deidara: Terrorist bomber

 

[Stark]

Itachi would be the one man law enforcement