September Rap Battle- Bring it!!!

[jeffy12]

like it xD

 

[narrin uzamachiha]

Narrin in tha house!
No challengers i see,
Are you all just pussies?
Scared like an elephant lookin at a mouse?
You ain't nothin,
must make me somethin,
NaruAwesome, go make me my din- din,
After this i'ma be
Mr. Popularity,
fools ain't got nothin on me,
Naru, I ain't even want yo girl!
Yet still she come runnin' to me
What ya gonna do
When yo face has the imprint of my shoe?
I'm talkin' to you Naru!
So be honored,
Even though ya gettin clobbered.
You the best? I'm better,
You need words?
All I need is letters!
Try an' come at me, ain't nothin' to me.
Just a fool
Tryna act cool.

 

[LBeezy]

rap battle thread not rap song thread

y u mad?

 

[narrin uzamachiha]

Look at me,
You wanna go?
Look bro,
The big fish is just gonna
Target you, now what, realize ya suck,
Sadly ya can't give it up,
Sorry bro, I really am,
I'm too late, sorry
must have forgotten the date,
anyways, Naru got ya,
You'll always remember this as the day you went down as a rap fool!

 

[NaruAwesome]

y u mad?

lbeezy, lets battle real quick, i mean when we battle more people come

 

[SpaceSage]

wow last time i created a thread like this there werent that many rappers but oh well looks like I got the wrong time of pick.

As for me i dont see much of any worthy rappers so maybe if you provoke me then i guess we could battle
well im free for call just hit me up.

 

[phantom1on1]

There's a new king on deck naruawesome better move before I snap his neck
and there's no way ima take it easy like a chick doing porn naruawesome is sleezy
And your lines are cheesey get a better pen cause I'm goku going super saiyanjin
I woke up feelin like a tailed beast cause all these ppl on my back and all I want is peace
Call me kakashi somebody stop me before I murder that Jew naruawesome does that make me a nazi
You was the coldest now watch me hold it you being the best Haha that shit is bogus
Supreme1on1 taking over this whole thread do you like that rock did obito but ima crush your whole head
Ima real rapper and your just acting I just took your number one spot now start packing
I don't even wanna stop this flow ima use naruawesomes head to mop this Flo
I dust pan you stop me bro before I open up ur door like a stop n go
you stop I go in this Naruto base treat you like the john when I piss in your face
this is not a keyboard you can not escape and anything else you spit is a waste

 

[tripol]

Alrite...I'm back...had to attend to some urgent stuffs. Any one out there?

 

[SSW Imp]

Alrite...I'm back...had to attend to some urgent stuffs. Any one out there?

you still gonna reply

 

[LBeezy]

lbeezy, lets battle real quick, i mean when we battle more people come

Alright yeah.. Whenever you're ready man, just go first.

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

Well you were right on somethings like how I'm still a noob
But my rhymes keep going around like a circle while yours are more like a cube
oh excuse
my bad manners, I didn't ask for your name
because I have a list of victims and a spot for your shame
so I've slain
most of your ego let me move on to the next
part of this slaughter, I mean battle because this is more like a test
Of my ability to remain the best for all eyes to see
I'll change this from Narutovs.Goku to Elementalist vs. a P*ssy

To be honest that wasn't too elegant
Somebodies gotta go work on their development
To be blunt that shit was just excrement
Ngga I think you out ya element
Funny how I said that when ya name is elementalist
I told you prior to take notes you better pencil this:
I'm the best in this thread
Are you getting this?
Got a doctorates in flows call me a specialist.
Had to specify.......
If you ain't got it by now your in special need of special ed
Let me clarify........
My raps a sharper then a razor automatically I got the Edge
Your raps are dull unedifying to the skull
There's no denying I win this rap battle by default
Don't go trying to try to blame me like its my fault
You just a Loki to the incredible Hulk..

Put the lotion in the basket
Rub the lotion on the skin

You wanted disrespectful
Boy I'm full of disrespect
Cominging directly at you
Nothing indirect
Say something at me direct
Boy I'll knee you in the neck
Pretend that you were Sasuke
Lariot you to ya chest
Pretend that you a hooker
And beat you to a mess
Pretend that I'm a butcher
And beat you after death
Ngga you have no future
I took it like a theft
No took it like a thief
You didn't it to yaself
Cuz you felt you had to speak
Place the barrel to yaself
Finger starts to squeeze
Hand above ya lips
Can't feel a ngga breath

your so fvcked up
a lion without it's roar
your just someone else for me to eat
and i'm the sharpest knife in the drawer
all those lines are worhtless
in other other words your life is something everyone should ignore
i already sent you to the hospital once
and your coming back for more
whatever girls you get.....you know i'm poppin all them cunts
you vs me =meat vs dinosaur
just like yo girl
i'm washin away the compitition.........washin you offshore
i already beat yo ass once before
now i'm bout to shit on your face and mop the floor

EDIT: lol this one wasn't that good but give me a few raps

I agree ya raps wasn't that good homie
Few raps?
You blew ya chance just to show me
If you were worthy
And you proved that you were corny
And unworthy
Not even worthy for this tourney
Bout to take you out
Pack up.. prepare yo ass for this journey
Adventure
My raps are like adventures and stories
Once upon a time ya mother was feeling horny
so I fcked ha till she adorn me
But I'm "not the father" to you, -Maury
I made this is a hurry
Added with extra fury
You creep.. freak
You probably beat off to furries
Ya knees weak
From sucking more then Kirby
Win streak. My skills peaked. Higher then high max.
I went deep raping you and I ain't even climaxed

 

[LBeezy]

lbeezy, lets battle real quick, i mean when we battle more people come

Alright yeah.. Whenever you're ready man, just go first.

EDIT: f*ck it I'll go first..
These other mother f*ckers aint quenchin my thirst..
I've been eatin beats all day..
I'll burn your a$$ like you were at the beach all day..
I'll put the Boom to your head, like, "beats by Dre"..
You can't stand up to me, so take a seat okay?..
Take a peak? No way.. You know you can't see me..
You can imitate all you want, but you know you can't be me..
Haters hate all you want, but you know it just feeds me..
Its LBeezy! There's no "R" in my name b*tch..
Either you're just retarded or you speakin that spanglish..
Well porfavor use your brain b*tch..
You sound like a lame b*tch..
And if you aint talkin money then that just aint my language..

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

Its funny how this thread turned into a whole bunch of d*ck riding..
Its like getting head from a b*tch that's d*ck biting..
Its not cool..
I'll pick him up, then drop fool..
But I aint into wrestlin..
My flow is just too excellent..
I really hope you checkin it..

Like..

Look..



I want you all to pay attention.. Then pay homage..
I'ma teach you all a lesson.. Call it Rap College..
I got that knowledge.. Yeah I'm wise man..
And when you send that paper out, you just better hope it flies man..
I got them rhymes man.. The ones you can't deny man..
I always do a little extra, like sheeva, with nine hands..
My mind stands, as the most intelligent..
And yours?.. Well.. Erm... That's the most irrelevant..
You could say that I'm gettin it..
If you talkin bout cash..
Yeah you could say that I'm gettin it..
If you talkin bout ass..
You see, I walk and I pass..
You just talk and I laugh..
Have you forgot bout the past?..
I made you look like some trash..
Left your words on the curb in a tin can..
You got no heart like the Tin-Man..
Before I came, you should've been ran..
You haven't voted for me? Where the f*ck have you been man?..
I'm rippin these kids man.. I'm takin their lids man..
I swear I'm goin harder than a d*ck in a b*tch hand..
The way I deliver these raps, you can call it a gift fam..
I'm ballin like Space Jam..
I'm all in your face man..
You stuck in the garage, while my car's in the race man..
Finish line - Check!..
I'm on the grind - Check!..
I'm gettin mine. Yep!..
You aint even lined next..
I'm just countin my checks..
I've been gettin my respect..
If you haven't gave me Rep..
Then I prolly made you sweat..
Got your momma soakin wet..
And I aint even f*ck her yet..
But I promise you I will, if you really wanna bet?..
If you really wanna step.. Better step up now..
I'll leave you upside down.. like a skinless cow..
Yeah I'm saying wack kids.. I'm callin you soft..
Turn ya to baby back ribs.. With the Bar-be-que sauce.. *deep voice*
Best rapper - LBeezy.. that's the easiest choice..

Lol boo that shit was wack as shit

rap battle thread not rap song thread

Bitch ngga get raped by a squid swan dive into a pool of chemical fire and headbutt a knife

 

[LBeezy]

NarutoVsGoku..

You hatin bruh?

Are you serious right now?

Or are you delirious right now?

I'm just hoping right now..

That you're joking right now..

 

[tripol]

you still gonna reply

yeah...maybe tomorrow...would love to hear pple's comment on our battle so far though...it seems too lengthy. But u good though

 

[NaruAwesome]

Alright yeah.. Whenever you're ready man, just go first.

EDIT: f*ck it I'll go first..
These other mother f*ckers aint quenchin my thirst..
I've been eatin beats all day..
I'll burn your a$$ like you were at the beach all day..
I'll put the Boom to your head, like, "beats by Dre"..
You can't stand up to me, so take a seat okay?..
Take a peak? No way.. You know you can't see me..
You can imitate all you want, but you know you can't be me..
Haters hate all you want, but you know it just feeds me..
Its LBeezy! There's no "R" in my name b*tch..
Either you're just retarded or you speakin that spanglish..
Well porfavor use your brain b*tch..
You sound like a lame b*tch..
And if you aint talkin money then that just aint my language..

alright bro i'm on, ready to blast u off
get ready fa ma spin, cause u finna get tossed
but i don't speak spanish, shows what u know
i fuked ya name up yeah, who gives a fuk bro
but i'm finna kill it, naruawesome back in the game
ready to challenge nigga , making ya'll bleed and feel pain
u wanna beat me, someone u can't even touch
your face reminds me of something, uh.. money butt

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

NarutoVsGoku..

You hatin bruh?

Are you serious right now?

Or are you delirious right now?

I'm just hoping right now..

That you're joking right now..

And if I ain't joking
What you gunna do?
If I starting joking
What you gunna sue?
You keep talking bout right now
Like you about right now
And I doubt that's how
You live that style

 

[NaruAwesome]

@LBeezy, respond to both of them, i'll be right back, or r u scared bro
u don't want none of this, ma money on enough level
stab me in ma back, and i get revenge like the devil
but i'm pure like a saint, or a church nun
when i come after ya ass, do one thing. run
enough of the games, no more sympathy for my opponents
i'm loving ma new flow, it ryhmes, don't it
but i'm leaving u in the dust, just look at the poll
park on ma block, u gotta pay the toll
land on ma building, go to jail for 3 turns
u fuked a girl with HIV, now your pee burn

 

[LBeezy]

alright bro i'm on, ready to blast u off
get ready fa ma spin, cause u finna get tossed
but i don't speak spanish, shows what u know
i fuked ya name up yeah, who gives a fuk bro
but i'm finna kill it, naruawesome back in the game
ready to challenge nigga , making ya'll bleed and feel pain
u wanna beat me, someone u can't even touch
your face reminds me of something, uh.. money butt

C'mon bro, let's go.. All I do is win though, like DJ Khaled..
And uh, yeah.. I think we both know, the only thing you can toss is a salad..
Your name's Naruawesome, but you're far from awesome..
You just hang around lookin ugly like a mothaf*ckin opossum..
I hope NarutoVsGoku is watchin.. Or have I lost him?..
I got him.. And I got you..
Its p*ssy poppin. First I pop one, then I pop two..
Stop talkin gangtsa. Its not you..
Oh and you got it wrong, its not that I "can't touch you" its just that I don't want to..
And oh yeah, uh, what the f*ck?..
I'm sorry but..
That "Money butt" line, had me like "what?"

xd

 

[LBeezy]

@LBeezy, respond to both of them, i'll be right back, or r u scared bro
u don't want none of this, ma money on enough level
stab me in ma back, and i get revenge like the devil
but i'm pure like a saint, or a church nun
when i come after ya ass, do one thing. run
enough of the games, no more sympathy for my opponents
i'm loving ma new flow, it ryhmes, don't it
but i'm leaving u in the dust, just look at the poll
park on ma block, u gotta pay the toll
land on ma building, go to jail for 3 turns
u fuked a girl with HIV, now your pee burn

I'm glad you spelled my name right, its bout time..
And you can scream them other rappers names out but don't shout mine..
I will kill!.. Like kill bill..
You started this, now I'm endin this, but don't cry after the milk's spilled..
I can't believe you said "money on another level"..
Then rhymed it with the word "devil"..
Like I aint hear Rick Ross say that..
"I wish you would".. You wish you could.. P-Please don't make me play that..
Oh and I don't stab backs, I walked right up to your face like take that..
I grabbed the mic and sprayed that..
When you come, I won't run, I'll put the gun to your head like a wave cap..
Any money I spend, I make back.. I bet you still ask for allowance..
Sorry bruh, you can't say I'm wack.. I just will not allow it..
You're up in the polls that don't matter..
My raps are badder..
My pockets fatter..
I get more p*ssy than the mad hatter..
And homie why you thinkin bout my bladder?..
I'll set the record straight, one time for you liars..
The only reason why my piss burn, is cause my rhymes are fire..