September Rap Battle- Bring it!!!

[Elementalist]

u think you're smart
but i fuked ya girl
u still don't know
like micheal jackson, i rocked her world
but bro, ya moms all jacked up
like a door knob
everyone gets a turn
like a rug
everyone gets burned
if you're big red then i'm king red
listen to the noise
of ya girl in my bed
banging all night
giving me head
she wanted to stop
but kept riding instead
but enough is enough
time to put niggas to sleep
my fist are NyQuil
they knock people off there feet

Some are remembered but only one is chosen
so how'd you'd get the title because your words are just frozen
In time because they are never moving forward
If you truly think you won then your just being absurd
I don't really wanna hear about your *** life or you getting head
Because your ego and doubts are the only thing I'll be putting to bed
So I'll give you a moment to type something intelligent
until then all your lyrics and flows are irrelevant
In your sig it say only a select few
well you might wanna rethink that because the few don't include you


ok thats it from me in this battle if someone wanna judge it or something feel free. If another challenger don't come I'll log off and come back tomorrow to check the poll. Much respect to my opponent NaruAwesome +rep homie. Awesome battle and amazing flow.

 

[wridacule]

this battles more like a godzilla vs a puppy
lines getting old.....aka:dusty
just like yo girl p*ssy
yo lines getting rusty
she eat my **** up then said yummy to my tummy
now go suck on yo mothers ***** and cry to ya mummy

you're godzilla? well the natives called just in ro-dan
ya girl sucks my d*ck n gurgles "look ma, no-hands"
YOU, stand no-chance! my rap muscles as big as togouro
crushing all comers. will i-sweat? HELL NO!
take-this el-bow, as i drop it like rocky-mai
you tryna sword-fight-wit-a butter-knife, facin' a samurai
my skills are well honed, your skill could use polish
you're better than me man? c'mon dawg let's be honest....

 

[SSW Imp]

Need some more practice
whos gonna be the dummy
Life is really short
Gotta make all the money
Bored and I got nothin else to do
Mabye I should make biscuits
and drench them with honey
My best rap of the day xd

 

[NaruAwesome]

I do not like to toil with plagiarism
that can cause another troubling schism.
There has been an abundance of those;
I prefer to write with my own prose.
You rhymes are easy to forget
and give me no reasons to fret.
No girl wants to suck your ****,
so best to give up on that trick.

u know what, u know what, that last line really hit home. i don't wanna rap anymore. i'm calling the mods. jk. nic flow, but check it

yeah, you're right
i love doing tricks
they call me the magican
or that's what they call my dik
it's irresistible
its magic will get u into a spell
it'll make u do things
that god know u shoudn't tell
u think lucky charm
got magic in a bowl
spend the night with me ldude
and the true story will unfold

 

[SSW Imp]

Look time for me to step in the fray
All u niggas gettin ready wanna play
I ball hard to the finest real name dontae
All u niggas wanna eat
And my bro makin the beat
u wanna stand up to me if not hit the seat
sorry Naruawesome that im late
But let me make it up to you cause it is my fate

Your from Philly. I like you two times more than everyone else.

 

[ThtOneGuy]

Yall niggas think you good
but i was born and raised from the hood
You cant compete with me
My teachers killer bee
You gotta join the kumo gang
Our ryhmes are bigger than the big bang
I cant denie you got skill
But since nobodys winning i will.

 

[NaruAwesome]

Some are remembered but only one is chosen
so how'd you'd get the title because your words are just frozen
In time because they are never moving forward
If you truly think you won then your just being absurd
I don't really wanna hear about your *** life or you getting head
Because your ego and doubts are the only thing I'll be putting to bed
So I'll give you a moment to type something intelligent
until then all your lyrics and flows are irrelevant
In your sig it say only a select few
well you might wanna rethink that because the few don't include you


ok thats it from me in this battle if someone wanna judge it or something feel free. If another challenger don't come I'll log off and come back tomorrow to check the poll. Much respect to my opponent NaruAwesome +rep homie. Awesome battle and amazing flow.

typical ryhme scene
no originality at all
but ya mama had it though
had her dropping those draws
you got the score wrong
learn how to count
boy if you was suffocating
i wouldn't give you mouth to mouth
if you hyperventilating
i wouldn't get you out the house
i'm in ma room contemplating
spitting bars without a doubt

none one responded to that one i made on page 2 or here it is. bro u got some wicked flow too, i loved battling u, the poll won't be up until same time tomorrow

 

[Ldude]

look at my username
thats how many rhymes i can spit
i kill b1tches fa fun......then put them in hibernate
your a long ways from beating me
longer than the interstate
your aggrivate
good rhymes and bad raps lets seperate
in other words your about 100 levels below me now lets segregate
those lines are not something humanity should have to tolerate
and when it comes to people like you all i do is annihilate
wonderwomen vs goku.....now you try and conjugate

Determinism- your fate has been decided.
Minimalism- that's all you have provided.
Unlike Goku, I am real.
From imaginary wounds I've no need to heal.
One hundred levels make no difference
when you're not even worth five pence.
Return when you have something to bring to the table.
I'll give you some change if you are able.

 

[Isaiah13]

My rap go far like the swin flu
I be on my bed with ur mom too
Rap like killa bee
Wat u niggas wanna be
Step up in the builden im fresher than i see
Look at u u ain't nothin but fodder to me
Had my camera and i said got that
told ya girl to pop that
An my niggas got the crotch back
On the top back
Niggas you got that
Im pressin likw dime taks in the builden
Money to the cieling
If u niggas wanna rap it is a joke
But let me go out to get a coke

 

[NaruAwesome]

Yall niggas think you good
but i was born and raised from the hood
You cant compete with me
My teachers killer bee
You gotta join the kumo gang
Our ryhmes are bigger than the big bang
I cant denie you got skill
But since nobodys winning i will.

damn boy
you're late to the party
here's your drink
heres some orange juice, sorry
stay outta the race
and don't even compete
cause what i see in your future
is simply defeat

and you dying, jk

 

[SSW Imp]

Determinism- your fate has been decided.
Minimalism- that's all you have provided.
Unlike Goku, I am real.
From imaginary wounds I've no need to heal.
One hundred levels make no difference
when you're not even worth five pence.
Return when you have something to bring to the table.
I'll give you some change if you are able.

Your flow is wicked as hell

 

[10023213]

you're godzilla? well the natives called just in ro-dan
ya girl sucks my d*ck n gurgles "look ma, no-hands"
YOU, stand no-chance! my rap muscles as big as togouro
crushing all comers. will i-sweat? HELL NO!
take-this el-bow, as i drop it like rocky-mai
you tryna sword-fight-wit-a butter-knife, facin' a samurai
my skills are well honed, your skill could use polish
you're better than me man? c'mon dawg let's be honest....

lol is this shit supposed to be funny
doesn't matter,....yo girls p*ssy taste so good
and it's sweater than honey
im sorry for talking about everones girl but there just so tasty
i'm like spilt milk
always getting wasty
you can try to make me give up all you want
but you'll never make me
please stop spittin for hell's sake
i've already murdered you then revived you
but that was all just fate
my legacy as far over great
i'm getting tired of yo lines
make me wanna vomit
my rhymes so hot
cuz i'm hotter than a falling comet

 

[NaruAwesome]

My rap go far like the swin flu
I be on my bed with ur mom too
Rap like killa bee
Wat u niggas wanna be
Step up in the builden im fresher than i see
Look at u u ain't nothin but fodder to me
Had my camera and i said got that
told ya girl to pop that
An my niggas got the crotch back
On the top back
Niggas you got that
Im pressin likw dime taks in the builden
Money to the cieling
If u niggas wanna rap it is a joke
But let me go out to get a coke

so isaiah13
you're back for more
get a bucket and a mop
let me wipe u off the floor
haven't heard from you for a while
thought u left the base
u know, when i embarrassed you
man that was a disgrace
you're drinking coke
bro, dr.pepper is where its at
so who ya with
rest in peace bernie mac

 

[SSW Imp]

Reply Naru O__O

 

[Ldude]

u know what, u know what, that last line really hit home. i don't wanna rap anymore. i'm calling the mods. jk. nic flow, but check it

yeah, you're right
i love doing tricks
they call me the magican
or that's what they call my dik
it's irresistible
its magic will get u into a spell
it'll make u do things
that god know u shoudn't tell
u think lucky charm
got magic in a bowl
spend the night with me ldude
and the true story will unfold

You're more notably compared to slumgullion or porridge
come washing down into rivers of sewage.
You're those coarse curtains of cretonne-
Girls would rather have silk than fall for that con.
Your "charm" is but a pungeant smell
arising from the depths of hell.
I'd rather visit there than be
within a single mile of thee.

 

[ThtOneGuy]

damn boy
you're late to the party
here's your drink
heres some orange juice, sorry
stay outta the race
and don't even compete
cause what i see in your future
is simply defeat

and you dying, jk

late to the party is that all you gotta say?
if you wanna play like that, than f*cking okay
i looked at your other rhymes and they were pretty weak
its like tygas lyrics had a f*cking leak
I already explained that i am from kumo
rapping is football, and your tony romo
you got no flow bro, im sorry but its true
its like your keyboard is ass, and your ryhmes are the poo

 

[Isaiah13]

so isaiah13
you're back for more
get a bucket and a mop
let me wipe u off the floor
haven't heard from you for a while
thought u left the base
u know, when i embarrassed you
man that was a disgrace
you're drinking coke
bro, dr.pepper is where its at
so who ya with
rest in peace bernie mac

Naru awesome you still got that swag
But come your raps turning into a small drag
U say u called me bernie mac
But i was in bed with yo girl going click clack
U probsbly a fat ass going mcdonalds and french fries
Nigga i speak the truth no lies

 

[10023213]

Determinism- your fate has been decided.
Minimalism- that's all you have provided.
Unlike Goku, I am real.
From imaginary wounds I've no need to heal.
One hundred levels make no difference
when you're not even worth five pence.
Return when you have something to bring to the table.
I'll give you some change if you are able.

ok so i guess your coming at me hard
like my d1ck in yo mouth
and your still going against me
aka:retard
leave you abandoned
get the **** off my yard
i'm the king of this shit
this battles already been commanded
lines are so ugly
time for you to be examined
you on goku level?.....lmao that's obviously something you just imagined


(lol give up already xd)

 

[NaruAwesome]

Reply Naru O__O

reply to what
to that shit post
i thought it was crap
didn't deserve the toast
so i let it be
and now you're complaining
happy now bro
ya ryhmes need some rearranging
ya flow is weak
and ya bars are sloppy
go ahead and insult me
i'll just brush'em off me

 

[wridacule]

lol is this shit supposed to be funny
doesn't matter,....yo girls p*ssy taste so good
and it's sweater than honey
im sorry for talking about everones girl but there just so tasty
i'm like spilt milk
always getting wasty
you can try to make me give up all you want
but you'll never make me
please stop spittin for hell's sake
i've already murdered you then revived you
but that was all just fate
my legacy as far over great
i'm getting tired of yo lines
make me wanna vomit
my rhymes so hot
cuz i'm hotter than a falling comet

my lady does taste great, i'll give you that much
but a lame like you has to pay to touch
guess that explains the "will rap for food sign"
i break necks like rick-rude n-his-prime
there's no-time, like the present so i'll serve you up qucik
you dip-sh*t hows-this somethin you thought you could get?