Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

[The Scion of Hentai]

My input for this rap competition........

I like to eat pie, ain't it sweet,
I like 'em more that any girl's teats,
They fill my tummy, they rock my world,
I eat and eat until I wanna hurl,

Pie is the greatest, there ain't no denying that fact,
They're larger and curvier than any girl's rack,
Pie has no equal, it is without a peer,
If you don't like pie you're just a bit queer,

Pie, pie, pie, it makes the world go round,
Humanity's greatest invention, a find so profound,
An edible art form that has no flaw,
You can eat with pudding, cream or just plain raw,

A thousand flavors, they never taste the same,
Pie is the best, the greatest, a golden brown lion's mane,
A delicacy that I eat three times a day,
And when I'm finally full, I go, hip hip hoora - FUS ROH DAH!

 

[10023213]

lets go, me and u

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r u ready to go
cause i tire of bitches
look at ma bank
got all the riches
u suk diks fa life
for a living too
ya ass gay
bald like caillou

if you tired of bitches then i guess you can say life is a bitch and death is her sister
you could never rap like me.........you suck at this and thats only part of the picture
buy the time im done with you your life will be alternated
by the end your pride and your dignity i will have infiltrated
then your title for rap king i will have confiscated.
now everybody watch me put dis bitch on leash
then you can call me a boss and a beast
and your wrong i get ass fa life
you don't have a chance at beating me.....and im holdin the dice
imma cut you up like im kimbowslice
this battles more like sasuke vs a super saiyan
im naruto and your ramen

 

[10023213]

sorry for late response i left this thread for a good while
btw give me a few raps im not that good on the first few but i always get better

 

[NaruAwesome]

My input for this rap competition........

I like to eat pie, ain't it sweet,
I like 'em more that any girl's teats,
They fill my tummy, they rock my world,
I eat and eat until I wanna hurl,

Pie is the greatest, there ain't no denying that fact,
They're larger and curvier than any girl's rack,
Pie has no equal, it is without a peer,
If you don't like pie you're just a bit queer,

Pie, pie, pie, it makes the world go round,
Humanity's greatest invention, a find so profound,
An edible art form that has no flaw,
You can eat with pudding, cream or just plain raw,

A thousand flavors, they never taste the same,
Pie is the best, the greatest, a golden brown lion's mane,
A delicacy that I eat three times a day,
And when I'm finally full, I go, hip hip hoora - FUS ROH DAH!

bro just stop
it's dead and over
i bet u still watch sesame street
ya fav character grover
nigga gtfo
find a life
always suking dik
yeah its your right
you do it for a dollar
quarter or dime
cum on ya face
but to u its fine

 

[ChrisWolf]

bro just stop
it's dead and over
i bet u still watch sesame street
ya fav character grover
nigga gtfo
find a life
always suking dik
yeah its your right
you do it for a dollar
quarter or dime
cum on ya face
but to u its fine

Fuk you kid, here's a dollar go to the arcade
You don't wanna be here when I unleash the fire brigade
You suck d1ck
Your a pric
A loser
Against a bruiser
On NB your just another user
But I make this site I bring the delight
You can't rhyme, rap or lay down a beat
The only thing you can do is accept defeat

 

[NaruAwesome]

if you tired of bitches then i guess you can say life is a bitch and death is her sister
you could never rap like me.........you suck at this and thats only part of the picture
buy the time im done with you your life will be alternated
by the end your pride and your dignity i will have infiltrated
then your title for rap king i will have confiscated.
now everybody watch me put dis bitch on leash
then you can call me a boss and a beast
and your wrong i get ass fa life
you don't have a chance at beating me.....and im holdin the dice
imma cut you up like im kimbowslice
this battles more like sasuke vs a super saiyan
im naruto and your ramen

if i'm tired of bitches
then i'm tired of u
heres ma thought
fuk all fuk u
u can't handle me
i'm like the hulk on drug
ya ass dirty
ya house got roaches and bugs
u said give u time
u have too rehearse
find raps on line
and post them first
nigga i'm ready,
no excuses fa me
fuk a bitch a day
ya girl did me fa free

 

[LBeezy]

Ima kill it when it hits page 9.

:scorps:

 

[NaruAwesome]

Fuk you kid, here's a dollar go to the arcade
You don't wanna be here when I unleash the fire brigade
You suck d1ck
Your a pric
A loser
Against a bruiser
On NB your just another user
But I make this site I bring the delight
You can't rhyme, rap or lay down a beat
The only thing you can do is accept defeat

i'll accept defeat
when you're gone and dead
but not yet
ya girl is giving me head
but its not the first time
ya girl fuked me
heres pen and paper
times 17 by 3
yep that many
maybe even more
we fuk and fuk until she got sore

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

bitch , just cause that shit long
don't mean it's good
u couldn't last a day
up in ma hood
niggas get kill
just doing what u do
and what u do is gay
crying like a bitch, boo woo
i'm doing more
than sleeping on ya ass
fuking ya girl and mama
don't try to get mad
bro, they liked it
and begged for more
well, ya girl told me
in bed you're a bore
she said i'm a real man
and is exactly what she need
you think you're competition
nigga please
you had to pull up ma raps
cause you were being flamed
this ma court ma rules
aint playing no games

well i'd be damned
if i was a bitch like u then i would be mad
tell me how u gunna reply with that
when im abt to hit you over the head with a real rap

ill be in the bed with a bad bitch
when she with you she said she faked it like magic
ur swagger on that remake of the juice movie;EPIC AND TRAGIC

she said there's something about my RHYME-THAT'S penetrating
putting my every bit with in your chick's inner thighs and hips now thats her CLI-MAX emanating
about to hydroplane when i crash my plane in her twin towers body builing...(her pvssy is a muscle =body building/plane-twin towers-i came on her(rip to 9/11 ppl..i should havent did that but ok))

wait let me repeat
i'm killing the game
call me jordan
got that glory and fame
but i don't play ball
just raps and make ma lyrics
i'm saying these words
but you still can't hear it
let me speak clearly
ya ass no match
taking it back 200 year
destroying these laws and acts
legislations and allegations
nigga ya ass late
the train been left the station
i win and that fate

you wanna battle dog?
could barely compare death tolls or travel logs
i got your bitch giving me the money and the power the my respect is all over her chest
how i got the time to reply to such a bitch idk but you not hot and u not whats next
there must be a glitch in the game if u think you can win in this lane
go back to square one your weaker then the weakest link
your from the freaky squeaky clean clique

Who dude who made you colonel
anyway your rank just fell
b*tch, your nothing more than day old neophyte
id go harder on you but you cant touch this white knight
I shove my..up your mom in the middle of the night
uchiha imma slaughter you call me itachi
im so awesome..got a problem if im getting cocky
two jabs a upercut,the girls call me rocky
im sorry your lyrics are loose there really kinda tacky
but it doesnt matter your fate was sealed when you signed up
your pissed boo hoo i dont give a f*ck

its time i brought the pain
move outta the way you lame
stop throwing subs and taking shots a top shotta
no pork ever on this fork so i cant eat ur 5-0 porky pig ass;DT coppa

is this still going on if so i want some
here are some of my raps

You must be registered for see links

how you got a thread already made out for us?? lol
just bring them raps

Yo who's man enough to go up against the dark lord ??????

more like gay lord
i kno your future's looking rainbow bright
prolly thinking about how u gunna get into orochi's backside
kabuto was your ex and all of sasuke's homo fans are who you dating now
this is naruto base of rap titans dont be acting like you dont be faking now
lets go(i have nothing against gay ppl. i think they are cool and are human....its just a rap )

 

[10023213]

if i'm tired of bitches
then i'm tired of u
heres ma thought
fuk all fuk u
u can't handle me
i'm like the hulk on drug
ya ass dirty
ya house got roaches and bugs
u said give u time
u have too rehearse
find raps on line
and post them first
nigga i'm ready,
no excuses fa me
fuk a bitch a day
ya girl did me fa free

you say your the hulk....well then watch and observe
the title for shit.....and thats the only thing you deserve
im not saying i need to rehearse im saying this is a warmup
you won't be a fraction of me.......just wait till i turnup
you sayin you get a bitch a day but you know nobody wants that
she see ya d1ck and she wants to hide like its cat in the hat
congragulations you made a rap...now give your self a pat on the back
but your like a beginner so skill is what you lack
your putting on a show but you can't even act
i look at your rhyes and im like lol what is dis shit
feelin on yo girl...renamed her aka: mis titty bit
so stop trying to act like your the beast and lose the mask
you don't know me so you haven't done your homework...go back to class
now do me one more favor.....pucker yu lips up.......now kiss my ass

 

[10023213]

you got a thread already made out for us?? lol
just bring them raps

no that was a one on one battle
if your talking about copying and pasting the raps into this thread then i never say the same rap over.....at least i try not to

 

[ChrisWolf]

i'll accept defeat
when you're gone and dead
but not yet
ya girl is giving me head
but its not the first time
ya girl fuked me
heres pen and paper
times 17 by 3
yep that many
maybe even more
we fuk and fuk until she got sore

Holy shit you can do math! Well you've already impressed me, maybe next you'll take a bath
Too bad for you we all know your a FAQ
Your a lost puppy a dog without a tag

 

[3raser]

Ah yo trip
Yu goin down, dogs

lissen up. lissen up
man, yus musta bin pissin up
I'm the baddest rapper in this game
My lines make others go insane
They so fine
they must be mine

all you punkass wannabe rappers
wit all your fake bling bling
wacked little lines
neva seen the streets or anyfing

Shorties, youd ben beten by cops
crushed like a petal
Give me the props
or feel my metal

Yus thinks you know it all, yu lazy n fat
Keep messin' wit me 'n feel my spiked bat

( Yeah! I now know how to use google! Yeah! No offense intended + not aimed at anybody, just playin' although I'm no PLaya! )

 

[10023213]

naruAWESOME you still there
if not anybody else wanna go

 

[ChrisWolf]

30 minutes til the poll right?

 

[10023213]

30 minutes til the poll right?

idk but this thread was made yesterday but probably

 

[ChrisWolf]

idk but this thread was made yesterday but probalby

I think he said 8 earlier

 

[10023213]

lol did i win
anymore wanna try

 

[3raser]

naruAWESOME you still there
if not anybody else wanna go

Did you just call us out?
u a punk ass b!tch wannabe me
u flow like a pipe
thats in need of some liquid plumber
my rhymes are so hot but urs theres none dumber
u try to talk gangsta so u
put the hardest thing u pack is a red rose petal
I cant be battlin y'all fakers, ima life taker, wipe ur turd with paper
and use the paper to decorate ya homeless wall
this is a battle man, not the holy call
so quit tryin to stall, i cant be doin with yall
So rite a good one bk to me.... but watch you dnt trip like ya words n fall
ill stop now cuz my words is to fresh
they hit u like bullets rippin out ya flesh

 

[10023213]

Did you just call us out?
u a punk ass b!tch wannabe me
u flow like a pipe
thats in need of some liquid plumber
my rhymes are so hot but urs theres none dumber
u try to talk gangsta so u
put the hardest thing u pack is a red rose petal
I cant be battlin y'all fakers, ima life taker, wipe ur turd with paper
and use the paper to decorate ya homeless wall
this is a battle man, not the holy call
so quit tryin to stall, i cant be doin with yall
So rite a good one bk to me.... but watch you dnt trip like ya words n fall
ill stop now cuz my words is to fresh
they hit u like bullets rippin out ya flesh

your rhymes are corny
touchin on yo girl....now shes horny
when im done with this rap i promise you'll be cripple
your words are worthless
cuz yo ass ain't worth a nickle
yo girl p*ssy taste so sweet
word to the honeysickle
tear you to shreads
and make da shit look simple
and yo girl suckin on my pistol
eatin it like its a pickle
and im feelin on her nipple
smack dat ass, now watch it ripple
a lion vs meat.....now figure out the riddle

EDIT: thank you for calling me out im almost warmed up now