Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

[NaruAwesome]

i got bars i know, no need for you to state the obvious
"extra large"? cmon bro lets not lie to the audience
you not seeing me or hearing me, no visual or audio
no competition, i run this rap thread no cardio
i aint playing games, no wii no Mario
im more about that Sonic, cuz i spit that cronic
Sega Genesis baby thats how my moma made me
Sonic and Tails raised me, fuk u tryna play me
and if i do go to bed its not cuz im lazy
its cuz im sleeping on you



woah woah slow down skippy
based on the way you rap
i bet you look like a hippy
heres an accoustic guitar
go pluck you some strings
go find you a John Mayer song to sing
this is a rap thread
you just dont fit in
youre like an Asian playing ball
another Jeremy Lin
except your not nice
in fact not even noticeable
your like fat chick with halotosis
your unapproachable
much preferred avoidable
this is me avoiding you
and ignoring you
cuz quit frankly im annoyed with you
and bored with you

can u not hear
or do u need a hearing aid
i got ya mama my slave
and ya girl ma *** maid

and you're ma prisoner
prisoner of war
so what, i fuked ya girl
what u have to fight for

they call me the champ
ma nickname ali
float like a butterfly
and sting like a bee
ya girl p ussy
just can't stay away from me

 

[NaruAwesome]

The only @$$ you get is led by a d1ck,
You get no class his name is rick

i get more ass, then you ever would
listen to sounds, of ya girl screaming in the woods

 

[FlareBlitz]

The only @$$ you get is led by a d1ck,
You get no class his name is rick

Rick is slick
like my **** in ya chicks clit.
have er so wet wet you scream tsunami
bitch move out the way I'm a tsunami run you over like a ton freight train
my whistle blowin so loud
Im movin so fast have you lost for words ur mind spinnin like my records.

 

[NaruAwesome]

Rick is slick
like my **** in ya chicks clit.
have er so wet wet you scream tsunami
bitch move out the way I'm a tsunami run you over like a ton freight train
my whistle blowin so loud
Im movin so fast have you lost for words ur mind spinnin like my records.

damn, came outta no where with that one, + rep

 

[ChrisWolf]

i get more ass, then you ever would
listen to sounds, of ya girl screaming in the woods

Thats ok we had our fun, I got my next ho but you call her mother
Less than 5 and she's done, but she asks for another

 

[NaruAwesome]

Thats ok we had our fun, I got my next ho but you call her mother
Less than 5 and she's done, but she asks for another

raise up her skirt, to do what u can't
i tapped that several times, take that to the bank

 

[Bijuu Kage]

lame

 

[NaruAwesome]

lame

bro, get your boston bake bean
ass outta here
fuked ya girl twice
the front, side and rear
mother fukers these days
with they skillet heads
nigga, you soft as hell
shoot u twice, took ya ass to bed

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

can u not hear
or do u need a hearing aid
i got ya mama my slave
and ya girl ma *** maid

and you're ma prisoner
prisoner of war
so what, i fuked ya girl
what u have to fight for

they call me the champ
ma nickname ali
float like a butterfly
and sting like a bee
ya girl p ussy
just can't stay away from me

what is this dude implying?
didnt i tell you before to stop lying?

ya nose is growing
and ya pants is on fire
underwear showing
cuz ya a big fat liar
talking bout pussie
but you aint never been wet
how you talk about ***
when you aint never had ***?
i think your delusional
you need to get checked
if ya suffering from headaches
you may be schizophrenic
hallucinations of you being Ali?
here pop these pills take 2 or 3
from today, till May, on everyday
oh and heres some pills
to cure you from being gay

uhp, sorry never mind
you were born that way

 

[NaruAwesome]

didnt i tell you to stop lying?
ya nose is growing
and ya pants is on fire
underwear showing
cuz ya a big fat liar
talking bout pussie
but you aint never been wet
how you talk about ***
when you aint never had ***?
i think your delusional
you need to get checked
if ya suffering from headaches
you may be schizophrenic
hallucinations of you being Ali?
here pop these pills take 2 or 3
from today to May on everyday
oh and heres some pills
to cure you from being gay

uhp, sorry never mind
you were born that way

how can i be gay
when i banged ya girl like a toy
i saw you on jerry springer
you fuked a girl that was a boy


i bet behind that computer
you're a 40 year old virgin
if you aint gay
tell me your story, your version

what, nothing
i knew u were gay
show your pride
attend that parade

nigga popping pills
cause you aint accepted
got so much gold
aint enough heat to melt it

 

[WhistleBlower]

what is this dude implying?
didnt i tell you before to stop lying?

ya nose is growing
and ya pants is on fire
underwear showing
cuz ya a big fat liar
talking bout pussie
but you aint never been wet
how you talk about ***
when you aint never had ***?
i think your delusional
you need to get checked
if ya suffering from headaches
you may be schizophrenic
hallucinations of you being Ali?
here pop these pills take 2 or 3
from today, till May, on everyday
oh and heres some pills
to cure you from being gay

uhp, sorry never mind
you were born that way

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i think everyone on this thread have mad ass rapping talent but you my friend..u made my mind blowwwwwwwwwwn!!

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

U GET NO ASS
and u bet not lie
and ya girl
can't deny

when i walk in the room
and her ass rise up in ma face
i cum all in her face
and u get mad!!

When I fix the game y’all think shit came with a warranty
How the **** are they gonna stop what I was born to be?
According to me shit belong to me
Two choices, you can get along with me
Or sit your ****** ass right there in dormancy
Wait, all he missing is heels to be RuPaul
Ain’t nobody that’s real ever knew y’all
And I’m second to none and I’m dealing with bums
Whose time never comes, now deal with the blue balls
You ain’t gotta fear me but you’ll respect me niggas who never met me
Threaten me, want to Gillette me, Come to a sword fight against a machete
Swinging spaghetti like it’s heavy
Some said he deserve an ESPY in a Chevy like Andretti
Put the desi where his chest be

 

[NaruAwesome]

When I fix the game y’all think shit came with a warranty
How the **** are they gonna stop what I was born to be?
According to me shit belong to me
Two choices, you can get along with me
Or sit your ****** ass right there in dormancy
Wait, all he missing is heels to be RuPaul
Ain’t nobody that’s real ever knew y’all
And I’m second to none and I’m dealing with bums
Whose time never comes, now deal with the blue balls
You ain’t gotta fear me but you’ll respect me niggas who never met me
Threaten me, want to Gillette me, Come to a sword fight against a machete
Swinging spaghetti like it’s heavy
Some said he deserve an ESPY in a Chevy like Andretti
Put the desi where his chest be

what the hell is this shit
u have to be joking
damn i'm laughing
got ma ass choking
enough of the games
time to get serious
nigga you crazy
mental home, delirious

shut down like a r-o-b-o-t
if red is king
get off ma court, you forgot

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

what the hell is this shit
u have to be joking
damn i'm laughing
got ma ass choking
enough of the games
time to get serious
nigga you crazy
mental home, delirious

shut down like a r-o-b-o-t
if red is king
get off ma court, you forgot

Lyrically I’m a cocaine Altoid
Ability so brain it’s a no brain bow boy (fresh)
Physically. I’m literally a cocaine cowboy, wait-wait
Did I just go almost four bars without talking about my big ****?
The other day me and your thick bitch had a great date and we ate cake
And then we walked and then she tried to jack me off but she lost
Cause she couldn’t handle my Shake Weight, I swear, irony of Ryan
Is I am bipolar while I’m rhyming standing beside a big old white bear
Neither one of us fight fair, you are literally looking at Woody and Wesley
In a movie with a white boy ain’t got to jump no where cause I’m here
Nigga I’m on fire yeah and I’m every bitch’s dream
One, two I’m coming for you, I’m a big old nightmare
Nigga this the slaughter stepping up
I’ll pretty much slap your ass and tell you to shut the **** up
After that I’ll slap your ass again and tell you to shut the **** up shutting up

 

[NaruAwesome]

Lyrically I’m a cocaine Altoid
Ability so brain it’s a no brain bow boy (fresh)
Physically. I’m literally a cocaine cowboy, wait-wait
Did I just go almost four bars without talking about my big ****?
The other day me and your thick bitch had a great date and we ate cake
And then we walked and then she tried to jack me off but she lost
Cause she couldn’t handle my Shake Weight, I swear, irony of Ryan
Is I am bipolar while I’m rhyming standing beside a big old white bear
Neither one of us fight fair, you are literally looking at Woody and Wesley
In a movie with a white boy ain’t got to jump no where cause I’m here
Nigga I’m on fire yeah and I’m every bitch’s dream
One, two I’m coming for you, I’m a big old nightmare
Nigga this the slaughter stepping up
I’ll pretty much slap your ass and tell you to shut the **** up
After that I’ll slap your ass again and tell you to shut the **** up shutting up

u think you're smart
but i fuked ya girl
u still don't know
like micheal jackson, i rocked her world
but bro, ya moms all jacked up
like a door knob
everyone gets a turn
like a rug
everyone gets burned
if you're big red then i'm king red
listen to the noise
of ya girl in my bed
banging all night
giving me head
she wanted to stop
but kept riding instead
but enough is enough
time to put niggas to sleep
my fist are NyQuil
they knock people off there feet

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

how can i be gay
when i banged ya girl like a toy
i saw you on jerry springer
you fuked a girl that was a boy


i bet behind that computer
you're a 40 year old virgin
if you aint gay
tell me your story, your version

what, nothing
i knew u were gay
show your pride
attend that parade

nigga popping pills
cause you aint accepted
got so much gold
aint enough heat to melt it

you banged my "girl" like a toy
cuz she really was a toy, man
you use them blow up dolls
but i dont expect you to understand.
your delusional.
not in touch with reality
everything i say you copy
like a parody
you tryna be me,
apparrantly
its apparant, that ya parent, wanna marry
but i aint putting a ring on ya moms ring finger
sorry to say i aint gunna be ya pops lil skipper
its kinda sad cuz your in need of a father figure
but i figured
your already gay
so its too late

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i think everyone on this thread have mad ass rapping talent but you my friend..u made my mind blowwwwwwwwwwn!!

lmfaoo thanks bro

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

lmaoo Finally LBeezy came through!!!!!

 

[NaruAwesome]

Lbeezy!!!

 

[LBeezy]

Lol What's good yall???

My bad man, I was just reading these last 3 pages.. Catchin myself up.

Nice to see a new Rap thread man!

NarutoVsGoku my nigga waddup?

NaruAwesome my nigga waddup?




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[NarutoVsGoku]

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