Rap Thread-Winner Gets 70 Kumi

[Shinobi Train]

Turn off the light,
It's gettin' too bright.
All I got to say to ya'll,
This is like basketball.

Swoooosh.

Just popped a cherry.
When I think about ya' (girl),
I bleed like Marry.
Any chick I can mack,
But you're the one I want back.

 

[NaruAwesome]

Turn off the light,
It's gettin' too bright.
All I got to say to ya'll,
This is like basketball.

Swoooosh.

Just popped a cherry.
When I think about ya' (girl),
I bleed like Marry.
Any chick I can mack,
But you're the one I want back.

Row row row ya boat
gently down the sea
fuked ya girl on ma yacht
for a $20 fee

i own this court
i can tip a referree
ask ya girl
since last night, she wanna be with me

but less bout you
and more bout ya mama
got ya girl pregnant
and now she making drama

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

luke warm water
that shit just won't do
always saying ma name
nigga, i'm not caillou

but you got balls
to even say those words
i bet you watch little kids
ya nickname- perb

i'm never a vitcim
always the killer
rest in peace mj
master of the thiller

u did ma wife
but i'm not married
ya ass is such a kid
still waiting fa the tooth fairy

putting teeth under ya pillow
waiting for a quarter
nigga dis ma house
ya ass follow the king orders

call me your highness
or even my king
lucky this aint a boxing ring
knock ya ass out b4 the ding

talk is cheap
i can buy yours for a dollar
i do have balls
which ya moms licked for a dollar
you still spitting that luke warm shit like you stick food in ya ass
saying i watch kids?
but you take dudes in ya ass
im not one to harass
ill cut on you like grass
and expose to the whole base
that you frail like glass

 

[Shinobi Train]

Row row row ya boat
gently down the sea
fuked ya girl on ma yacht
for a $20 fee

i own this court
i can tip a referree
ask ya girl
since last night, she wanna be with me

but less bout me
and more bout ya mama
got ya girl pregnant
baby mama drama

Oh, ya' wanna' play like that?
Here, take my car, you can have it.
Next thing you know,
It's goin' down like Havoc.

Click clock from my Glock,
Now it's time to pay the piper.
Sniper, don't worry 'bout yo' diaper.

You done messed with the wrong one son.
I'll clean you like my bong,
Hack off yo' dong.
Welcome to hell, just tell me when you done.

 

[NaruAwesome]

talk is cheap
i can buy yours for a dollar
i do have balls
which ya moms licked for a dollar
you still spitting that luke warm shit like you stick food in ya ass
saying i watch kids?
but you take dudes in ya ass
im not one to harass
ill cut on you like grass
and expose to the whole base
that you frail like glass

i gotta say bro
you got bars
but compared to mines
i'm extra-larged

like a big mac
you can't compare
the only game ya mom let u play
is uh... true or dare

game over,
put that wii away
take ya ass ta bed
ya mama wanna play(hint , hint)

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

ma lyric are fresh
and ma ryhmes are hot
you can make bread with that
Apocalypse, more like not

it you're an apocalyse
then i'm the big bang
that's what ya girl said
ma name was what she sang

back the fuk back
ya breath wack as shit
ya girl want me ta do a booty call
give me an hour, let me destroy that bitch

I’m a menace villain, my pen is sick and spilling, my lyrics killing
Then I let you witness shit when it hit the ceiling
A niggas willing to give the listeners the sickest feeling
Like mixing some Benadryl and penicillin then I’m filling the clip
With a written, can you picture my pistol drilling
A million women and children when I’m illing but you aint real, you hella trash
On the real, it’s a wrap,
heart attack with a mac just to blast through you fool
like i wont send something through the roof of your clown mask

 

[NaruAwesome]

Oh, ya' wanna' play like that?
Here, take my car, you can have it.
Next thing you know,
It's goin' down like Havoc.

Click clock from my Glock,
Now it's time to pay the piper.
Sniper, don't worry 'bout yo' diaper.

You done messed with the wrong one son.
I'll clean you like my bong,
Hack off yo' dong.
Welcome to hell, just tell me when you done.

i don't want ya car
nigga i ride bmw's and lincolns
take back that buick
wtf was u thinkin'

i ride in luxury
never out of style
got a girl in the back sit
i mean damn she's wild

 

[ChrisWolf]

talk is cheap
i can buy yours for a dollar
i do have balls
which ya moms licked for a dollar
you still spitting that luke warm shit like you stick food in ya ass
saying i watch kids?
but you take dudes in ya ass
im not one to harass
ill cut on you like grass
and expose to the whole base
that you frail like glass

Your rhymes are cheap, and you rap like you eight
Your comebacks are weak, and you diss like a queer bate
Load your guns polish your blades, but watch for me your a pair of 5's while Ima pair of spades
I'm like your white Denzel your hitman from hell
I rap circles around you while you struggle to spell
Hide yo girl hide you ho's
When my d1ck finds them nobody knows
I'm here ready and waitin'
So hurry and quite yo masterbatin'

 

[NaruAwesome]

I’m a menace villain, my pen is sick and spilling, my lyrics killing
Then I let you witness shit when it hit the ceiling
A niggas willing to give the listeners the sickest feeling
Like mixing some Benadryl and penicillin then I’m filling the clip
With a written, can you picture my pistol drilling
A million women and children when I’m illing but you aint real, you hella trash
On the real, it’s a wrap,
heart attack with a mac just to blast through you fool
like i wont send something through the roof of your clown mask

swing around the rosie
man, fuk dat shit
it's as wack as u are
ya ass suck dik
like barney on a guitar

follow the leader,
well, ya ass a clone
tell ya girl to come here
i got her favorite bone

 

[ChrisWolf]

swing around the rosie
man, fuk dat shit
it's as wack as u are
ya ass suck dik
like barney on a guitar

follow the leader,
well, ya ass a clone
tell ya girl to come here
i got her favorite bone

Thats your spill? That's all you got?
Nigga you takin pills, you missed yo shot
Back off b1tch, you can't touch this
Yo brains gotta glitch, but I won't miss
Yo momma so fat she tried skinny dippin, but it was more like chunky dunkin
If you think you can handle this you be trippin', every grade you flunkin
Hold up gotta go, gotta girl on my sack
She's my nightly ho, I be right back

 

[NaruAwesome]

Thats your spill? That's all you got?
Nigga you takin pills, you missed yo shot
Back off b1tch, you can't touch this
Yo brains gotta glitch, but I won't miss
Yo momma so fat she tried skinny dippin, but it was more like chunky dunkin
If you think you can handle this you be trippin', every grade you flunkin
Hold up gotta go, gotta girl on my sack
She's my nightly ho, I be right back

wait a minute,
the bitch wanna speak
stfu bro
not fit to touch the kings feet

motherfuking peasant
u dirty as hell
i bet ya ass homeless
anyone can tell

i handle ma business
but ya girl said i handle hers
take a chill pill
calm ya nerves

my level can't be surpass
i'm so high
i graduated without ma class
the class of me, me and me only
ya ass need ta go back ta the gym
ya dik soft like bologna

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

swing around the rosie
man, fuk dat shit
it's as wack as u are
ya ass suck dik
like barney on a guitar

follow the leader,
well, ya ass a clone
tell ya girl to come here
i got her favorite bone

you spitting them sentences that's senseless
Experience is the difference, you can't convince this
In a crime sense, niggas is infants
I'm like a senior citizen
Still living but getting benefits
Put emphasis on hitting my nemesis in high percentages
Crooked ass cops is the reason for my belligerence
And it gets deeper than that
There were nights I used to sleep with a gat
With a package of crack under my sneaker strap
D's sneak attack, arraign me, it took a week for that
Beat the rap, but you're saying "look, he think he all that"
**** y'all!
****ers who thinking they might try us
Watch us insight riots
Flip cars and light fires
We already been knocked, scrutinized
Plus cops rush to brutalize us
America is polluted by lust
Who could I trust?
If I can't trust you, then I might touch you
If I ain't got love for you
Then **** you

 

[NaruAwesome]

you spitting them sentences that's senseless
Experience is the difference, you can't convince this
In a crime sense, niggas is infants
I'm like a senior citizen
Still living but getting benefits
Put emphasis on hitting my nemesis in high percentages
Crooked ass cops is the reason for my belligerence
And it gets deeper than that
There were nights I used to sleep with a gat
With a package of crack under my sneaker strap
D's sneak attack, arraign me, it took a week for that
Beat the rap, but you're saying "look, he think he all that"
**** y'all!
****ers who thinking they might try us
Watch us insight riots
Flip cars and light fires
We already been knocked, scrutinized
Plus cops rush to brutalize us
America is polluted by lust
Who could I trust?
If I can't trust you, then I might touch you
If I ain't got love for you
Then **** you

enough of this shit
everyone is attacking me
ya'll couldn't unlock the door
eve if you had the key

the beast is out the cage
the dog is loose
i get bigger like mario
that young mushroom boost

can't you see
you still don't understand
you lost already
by ya self, yeah the other niggas ran

 

[FlareBlitz]

You can sit here and try and ryme
But when I step in all ya do is whine
Ill clip ya from the clip in my 9
My minds so sick you'd think i was manson
Your mom betta pay ur ransom or they'll find you in a bodybag

 

[ChrisWolf]

wait a minute,
the bitch wanna speak
stfu bro
not fit to touch the kings feet

motherfuking peasant
u dirty as hell
i bet ya ass homeless
anyone can tell

i handle ma business
but ya girl said i handle hers
take a chill pill
calm ya nerves

my level can't be surpass
i'm so high
i graduated without ma class
the class of me, me and me only
ya ass need ta go back ta the gym
ya dik soft like bologna

that's me laughin in yo face, you say I'm homeless but you can't find a place
You talk about my girl even though she's my b1tch, and better then yours who just makes you itch
I rule the school when it comes to learnin first class, but you can't make the grade with yo out of work @$$
You tryin to shame me with yo pitiful rhymes, when I shamed yo mom for just two dimes
My dicks like a 5 dolla foot long eat fresh, yo dicks hidden by your one pubic hair no flesh

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

enough of this shit
everyone is attacking me
ya'll couldn't unlock the door
eve if you had the key

the beast is out the cage
the dog is loose
i get bigger like mario
that young mushroom boost

can't you see
you still don't understand
you lost already
by ya self, yeah the other niggas ran

I never did it by the good book as a lifetime crook
All the petty crime took a toll on me
I look around at my homies that's getting old on me
But still something gotta hold on me
Maybe it's fate
If it's coming, yo I'm willing to wait
I'm not running, I done ran through the muck
I done scrambled and such
I done robbed an odd jobbed and gambled enough
Until I'm put up in handcuffs and pissing in a cup
If there's a God, I don't know if he listening or what




(WHERE IS THAT POLL?? LOL)

 

[NaruAwesome]

I never did it by the good book as a lifetime crook
All the petty crime took a toll on me
I look around at my homies that's getting old on me
But still something gotta hold on me
Maybe it's fate
If it's coming, yo I'm willing to wait
I'm not running, I done ran through the muck
I done scrambled and such
I done robbed an odd jobbed and gambled enough
Until I'm put up in handcuffs and pissing in a cup
If there's a God, I don't know if he listening or what




(WHERE IS THAT POLL?? LOL)

poll don't come until tomorrow

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

i gotta say bro
you got bars
but compared to mines
i'm extra-larged

like a big mac
you can't compare
the only game ya mom let u play
is uh... true or dare

game over,
put that wii away
take ya ass ta bed
ya mama wanna play(hint , hint)

i got bars i know, no need for you to state the obvious
"extra large"? cmon bro lets not lie to the audience
you not seeing me or hearing me, no visual or audio
no competition, i run this rap thread no cardio
i aint playing games, no wii no Mario
im more about that Sonic, cuz i spit that cronic
Sega Genesis baby thats how my moma made me
Sonic and Tails raised me, fuk u tryna play me
and if i do go to bed its not cuz im lazy
its cuz im sleeping on you

Your rhymes are cheap, and you rap like you eight
Your comebacks are cheap, and you diss like a queer bate
Load your guns polish your blades, but watch for me your a pair of 5's while Ima pair of spades
I'm like your white Denzel your hitman from hell
I rap circles around you while you struggle to spell
Hide yo girl hide you ho's
When my d1ck finds them nobody knows
I'm here ready and waitin'
So hurry and quite yo masterbatin'

woah woah slow down skippy
based on the way you rap
i bet you look like a hippy
heres an accoustic guitar
go pluck you some strings
go find you a John Mayer song to sing
this is a rap thread
you just dont fit in
youre like an Asian playing ball
another Jeremy Lin
except your not nice
in fact not even noticeable
your like fat chick with halotosis
your unapproachable
much preferred avoidable
this is me avoiding you
and ignoring you
cuz quit frankly im annoyed with you
and bored with you

 

[NaruAwesome]

that's me laughin in yo face, you say I'm homeless but you can't find a place
You talk about my girl even though she's my b1tch, and better then yours who just makes you itch
I rule the school when it comes to learnin first class, but you can't make the grade with yo out of work @$$
You tryin to shame me with yo pitiful rhymes, when I shamed yo mom for just two dimes
My dicks like a 5 dolla foot long eat fresh, yo dicks hidden by your one pubic hair no flesh

U GET NO ASS
and u bet not lie
and ya girl
can't deny

when i walk in the room
and her ass rise up in ma face
i cum all in her face
and u get mad!!

 

[ChrisWolf]

U GET NO ASS
and u bet not lie
and ya girl
can't deny

when i walk in the room
and her ass rise up in ma face
i cum all in her face
and u get mad!!

The only @$$ you get is led by a d1ck,
You get no class his name is rick