14 ways to pissed off Neji XD

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And in this segment i shall be pissing off NEJI!!! :D unlucky Neji XD

1.Randomly tell him to activate his byakugan when you know something creepy or "naughty" is happening in a house nearby.

2.Follow him around giving him lectures about destiny.

3.When he tells you to stop, say you can't because is your destiny to do so, and you can't deny your destiny.

4.Force him to wear green jumpsuit. Tells him its destiny to wear them.

5.Imitate his byakugan and pronounce it BYE-ACK-OO-GWAN!

6.Ask him how much it cost for ***.

7.Follow him around jabbing him. Anywhere. In the stomach, back, shoulder, arm, Just, Anywhere.

8.Yell "Gentle fist!" over and over whilst performing number 9.

9.Go on and on about how Naruto was during the Chunin exam, and how much Neji sucks to be beaten by him.

10.Whe his Byakugan is activated, get a permanent marker and draw the outline of the veins on to his face, so that wen he disactivates it, the veins are drawn onto his face.

11.Tell him it's destiny to fall in love with Hinata.

12.Start singing "Neji, it's you and me, I know it's our destiny, Neji, oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!" every time you see him.

13.Constantly ask him " do you believe in destiny?". No matter what the answer is, scream "YOUR DESTINY IS SEALED, NON- BELIEVER!.

14.Every time something bad happens to him, calmy state, "fate is against you, my friend".


Srry i got bored :(
 

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Tell him he's a fictional character incapable of feeling anything towards what you say about him >_>
 

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Remind him how much below naruto and sasuke he is now :y
 

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bro ima be real honest with you your corny lol​
 

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bro ima be real honest with you your corny lol​

Bro, I'm going to be really honest with you. Your grammar could use some work.

OT: This was actually mildly amusing, if not a little redundant. I'm not sure why asking how much *** costs has anything to do with Neji though.
 

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Bro, I'm going to be really honest with you. Your grammar could use some work.

OT: This was actually mildly amusing, if not a little redundant. I'm not sure why asking how much *** costs has anything to do with Neji though.

Because it's ankward XD
 

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lol i liked them all +rep
 

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Bro, I'm going to be really honest with you. Your grammar could use some work.

OT: This was actually mildly amusing, if not a little redundant. I'm not sure why asking how much *** costs has anything to do with Neji though.

ok smart ass correct me if im wrong but your d*ck riding and that aint cool -__-
 
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And in this segment i shall be pissing off NEJI!!! :D unlucky Neji XD

1.Randomly tell him to activate his byakugan when you know something creepy or "naughty" is happening in a house nearby.

2.Follow him around giving him lectures about destiny.

3.When he tells you to stop, say you can't because is your destiny to do so, and you can't deny your destiny.

4.Force him to wear green jumpsuit. Tells him its destiny to wear them.

5.Imitate his byakugan and pronounce it BYE-ACK-OO-GWAN!

6.Ask him how much it cost for ***.

7.Follow him around jabbing him. Anywhere. In the stomach, back, shoulder, arm, Just, Anywhere.

8.Yell "Gentle fist!" over and over whilst performing number 9.

9.Go on and on about how Naruto was during the Chunin exam, and how much Neji sucks to be beaten by him.

10.Whe his Byakugan is activated, get a permanent marker and draw the outline of the veins on to his face, so that wen he disactivates it, the veins are drawn onto his face.

11.Tell him it's destiny to fall in love with Hinata.

12.Start singing "Neji, it's you and me, I know it's our destiny, Neji, oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!" every time you see him.

13.Constantly ask him " do you believe in destiny?". No matter what the answer is, scream "YOUR DESTINY IS SEALED, NON- BELIEVER!.

14.Every time something bad happens to him, calmy state, "fate is against you, my friend".


Srry i got bored :(
xdxd hahaha love brah just speak your mind!! ++rep
 
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