Naruto No Kami
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YOU MUST REED ALL OF THIS!!!!
There is lots of theories out there about Tobi. "He's Obito- He's Madara- He's Ramen Guy."
This ladies and gentlemen, shalt be put up with no more. Today is the day that all these 'theories' end. And how you might ask? and by whom you might say?
I'll tell you who. ME.
All you Naruto lovers out there- feast your eyes on this one, glorious, perfect theory:
TOBI IS CHAIR.
Who is chair you might say? chances are you're sitting on Tobi right now. Tobi is a ordinary chair in disguise. Not a stool, or a table. A Chair.
The sooner you get that in your head, the better. Here is why I think Tobi is a chair:
1. Tobi can become tangible in one dimension whilst remaining intangable in the opposite dimension. CHAIRS CAN DO THIS. It isn't your friend pulling the chair out from you when you go to sit down, it's the chair swithing dimensions.
2. Tobi claims that he is Uchiha Madara- therefore Tobi is a sh*t talker. We all know some chairs who like to dribble poo from their motionless mouths.
and last but not least:
3. Tobi has possesion of the sharingan. I knew a chair who had sharingan. His name was Johnathon. Good chair- associated with the wrong people though. Sad story. Just thinking about it makes me cry and not want to sit on a chair ever again...
Anyway, Ladies and Gentlemen- there ya' have it. TOBI IS CHAIR. not just any chair though, he is president Obama's chair. Tobi has infiltrated the white house. He needs to be stopped. Help Me. Please.
CHAIR 2012 (the new KONY 2012).
There is lots of theories out there about Tobi. "He's Obito- He's Madara- He's Ramen Guy."
This ladies and gentlemen, shalt be put up with no more. Today is the day that all these 'theories' end. And how you might ask? and by whom you might say?
I'll tell you who. ME.
All you Naruto lovers out there- feast your eyes on this one, glorious, perfect theory:
TOBI IS CHAIR.
Who is chair you might say? chances are you're sitting on Tobi right now. Tobi is a ordinary chair in disguise. Not a stool, or a table. A Chair.
The sooner you get that in your head, the better. Here is why I think Tobi is a chair:
1. Tobi can become tangible in one dimension whilst remaining intangable in the opposite dimension. CHAIRS CAN DO THIS. It isn't your friend pulling the chair out from you when you go to sit down, it's the chair swithing dimensions.
2. Tobi claims that he is Uchiha Madara- therefore Tobi is a sh*t talker. We all know some chairs who like to dribble poo from their motionless mouths.
and last but not least:
3. Tobi has possesion of the sharingan. I knew a chair who had sharingan. His name was Johnathon. Good chair- associated with the wrong people though. Sad story. Just thinking about it makes me cry and not want to sit on a chair ever again...
Anyway, Ladies and Gentlemen- there ya' have it. TOBI IS CHAIR. not just any chair though, he is president Obama's chair. Tobi has infiltrated the white house. He needs to be stopped. Help Me. Please.
CHAIR 2012 (the new KONY 2012).
XD