Konoha's Pirate Ship

[Revan]

Yargh! Damn Unzabu, he'll get himself killed, yargh!!

*pirates start swinging on ropes onto our ship*

YARGH! Prepare for battle maties!!! We fight to the death!!!

*shoots two enemy pirates down with gun and slashes another ones gut*

Yargh!! Old Bessy lou will stand against this attack!! FIGHT!!

*Revan draws his gun with the left hand, shoots one pirate of the flying dutchmen, ducks under a slash of another one's saber, draws at the same time his rapier with the right hand and kills the second one.*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*Revan draws his gun with the left hand, shoots one pirate of the flying dutchmen, ducks under a slash of another one's saber, draws at the same time his rapier with the right hand and kills the second one.*

*jumps out of the Kraken's mouth holding a rope*

*lights the rope on fire and starts walking slowly without looking back*

*Kraken explodes in the background*

Hehe... Hasta la vista Kraken.

*breaks bottle of rum and uses it as a weapon*

RIOT!

*stabs enemy pirates with it*

 

[Anbu_Unzabu]

*grabs a life bout and rows away from the burnin ship wich no one nocices because there a genjuitsu and starts to sing* one bucket of rum for me one bucket of rum for u....

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*grabs a life bout and rows away from the burnin ship wich no one nocices because there a genjuitsu and starts to sing* one bucket of rum for me one bucket of rum for u....

Fool! There is no such thing as Genjutsu in this world!

*Giant whale swallows you and the boat*

There are sea monsters though... O_O

 

[Revan]

*grabs a life bout and rows away from the burnin ship wich no one nocices because there a genjuitsu and starts to sing* one bucket of rum for me one bucket of rum for u....

*Revan sees the fantasizing Anbu_Unzabu stealing a life boat but lets him come away with it, cause there are still about 100 pirates to kill*

*after 5 minuites there are just 50 left*

 

[Izuna Uchiha]

Fool! There is no such thing as Genjutsu in this world!

*Giant whale swallows you and the boat*

There are sea monsters though... O_O

*wake up*

HHHHAAAAAA It this fight gonna get real or what!

* Drink a hole barrel of rum and fall on the ground...dead*

 

[BishamonSama]

*loads powder into a cannon*

*inserts myself into cannon*

*lights the fuse*

*shoots out at the enemy vessel, and makes a direct hit, causing a nuclear explosion to tear the enemy ship apart*

Yarggg!!!

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*wake up*

HHHHAAAAAA It this fight gonna get real or what!

* Drink a hole barrel of rum and fall on the ground...dead*

YARGH! Wake up ya filthy sea dog, this is your captain talkin'!!!

*goes to the cannon room and lights them all at the same time*

FIRE!!!
*cannon balls rain on the Flying dutchman*

YARGH!

*grabs rope and swings onto the flying dutchman, facing Davy Jones the enemies' captain*

Davy Jones: Hehe... If it isn't Captain Hiruzen... *draws sabre*

Ol' Davy Jones heh? *draws sabre*

*clashes swords violently with Davy Jones on the deck of the Flying Dutchman*

*loads powder into a cannon*

*inserts myself into cannon*

*lights the fuse*

*shoots out at the enemy vessel, and makes a direct hit, causing a nuclear explosion to tear the enemy ship apart*

yarggg!!!

lmfao!

 

[Anbu_Unzabu]

rows back with the boat* im back!!!

 

[Izuna Uchiha]

YARGH! Wake up ya filthy sea dog, this is your captain talkin'!!!

*goes to the cannon room and lights them all at the same time*

FIRE!!!
*cannon balls rain on the Flying dutchman*

YARGH!

*grabs rope and swings onto the flying dutchman, facing Davy Jones the enemies' captain*

Davy Jones: Hehe... If it isn't Captain Hiruzen... *draws sabre*

Ol' Davy Jones heh? *draws sabre*

*clashes swords violently with Davy Jones on the deck of the Flying Dutchman*



lmfao!

*force myself out of death*

uuhh...I...have...to help... my capt!

*get up*

*cover myself in dynamite and all kind of explosive*

Save urself capt!!!!!

*jump on the flying dutchman and press the button*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

rows back with the boat* im back!!!

No yeh aren't, yer in the giant whale's tummy pinnoquio! ^_^

*continues fighting Davy Jones*

Yargh! I found a spot!

*stabs him through the heart*

 

[BishamonSama]

*jumps out of nowhere onto the back of davey jones and starts violently humping him*

YARG YARG YAAAARG!!!!

 

[Anbu_Unzabu]

no im not i killed that thing

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*jumps out of nowhere onto the back of davey jones and starts violently humping him*

YARG YARG YAAAARG!!!!

O_O

Yargh! That's how yeh do it! What an amazing technique!

*humps Davy Jones as well*

Yargh now face the "deadly pirate three-way rape"!

 

[Revan]

YARGH! Wake up ya filthy sea dog, this is your captain talkin'!!!
*grabs rope and swings onto the flying dutchman, facing Davy Jones the enemies' captain*

Davy Jones: Hehe... If it isn't Captain Hiruzen... *draws sabre*

Ol' Davy Jones heh? *draws sabre*

*clashes swords violently with Davy Jones on the deck of the Flying Dutchman*

*takes a rope to follow his captain, mowing down pirates in his way to the buttery and finding lots of gun powder and rum*

hey captain, got an idea how to make the whole thing a little more explosive.

*creates a fuse of rum to the deck and takes an oil lamp*

 

[squiremarcus]

yar

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*takes a rope to follow his captain, mowing down pirates in his way to the buttery and finding lots of gun powder and rum*

hey captain, got an idea how to make the whole thing a little more explosive.

*creates a fuse of rum to the deck and takes an oil lamp*

Yargh! I like yer thinking boy!

*grabs Bisha while he humps davy jones*

Enough humping already, yargh! This ship's gonna blow!

*swings on a rope with Bisha back to Bessy lou*

Ok Revan, blow 'er up!

yar

Yargh! You are now a part of our crew! FIGHT!

 

[Izuna Uchiha]

Yargh! I like yer thinking boy!

*grabs Bisha while he humps davy jones*

Enough humping already, yargh! This ship's gonna blow!

*swings on a rope with Bisha back to Bessy lou*

Ok Revan, blow 'er up!



Yargh! You are now a part of our crew! FIGHT!

*before the hole boat blow apart I jump on the other boat*

ouufff that was close...

 

[Revan]

Yargh! I like yer thinking boy!

*grabs Bisha while he humps davy jones*

Enough humping already, yargh! This ship's gonna blow!

*swings on a rope with Bisha back to Bessy lou*

Ok Revan, blow 'er up!



Yargh! You are now a part of our crew! FIGHT!

aye capt'n. this is going to be hot
*takes a rope, throws the burning lamp at the fuse and swings back to the Bessy Lou. Behind him, the Flying Dutchmen is teared apart in a huge explosion*

 

[Revan]

*before the hole boat blow apart I jump on the other boat*

ouufff that was close...

sry man, nearly forgot ya^^