LAMEST Jutsu names!

[Thane]

Hello everyone

So, I've seen the thread "coolest jutsu names" countless times. I have yet to see a thread where we discuss lame names, however.

So, why not start here? I'd rather not include filler jutsu, since they're more likely to be...well...awful.

So anyway, here's what I think:

Japanese: Evil Releasing Method -

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- Caster: Sasuke Uchiha

English: Five Hungry Sharks -

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- Caster: Kisame Hoshigaki

Knock yourself out and discuss away!

 

[Ninpou]

Nothing wrong with five feeding sharks.

 

[Thane]

Nothing wrong with five feeding sharks.

Five HUNGRY Sharks in English. That is not an intimidating thing to shout out on the battlefield. It makes you sound like a zookeeper.

 

[Dribbles]

One Thousand Years of Death.

Should be called: Pedophile Style: Child Molesting Jutsu. ​

 

[AshTRe]

One Thousand Years of Death.

Should be called: Pedophile Style: Child Molesting Jutsu. ​

this ^

 

[Lamperouge]

bring down the house jutsu.

 

[OnPoint]

Moon Reader - Itachi Uchiha.

 

[mustafayasar1996]

Lol little finger attack - Gai

 

[SQY]

Altogether Art

Armor of Sticky Gold

Bee Honey Technique

Bug Clone Technique

Gentle Fist

Sexy Technique

 

[gordo1]

One Thousand Years of Death.

Should be called: Pedophile Style: Child Molesting Jutsu. ​

I laughed hard at this

 

[Minato namikaze2]

Kujaku Myouho -.-

 

[thepizzaguy]

Expansion justu sounds weird.off topic (sory)I can't stop laughing whenever someone anounces 'karate chop' while attacking

 

[Trinky]

Earth Release: Earth Mausoleum Dumpling

^ I always laugh at that name D: doesn't sound very threatening, does it?