Before I want to clear something:
1- Sasori is a puppet.
2- Most Akatsuki members arn't common with each other.
3- There is no Pain I'm using Nagato.
And we continue along with Sasori and Deidara in their quest to find Tsunade of Konohagakure Deidara felt a little tired so he stopped to take a break :
Sasori : C’mon Deidara it’s the fourth time since we left Iwa.
Deidara : Sorry Danna but I can’t help it, these boobs are very hea ….
And before Deidara finished his sentence he hopped frightenly in Sasori’s arm :
Sasori : Deidara ! idiot ! enough of your drama…
Deidara : But I felt like some hand was groping my butt…hmm
Sasori : nah it’s just your imagination … Deidara behind you !!!
And just as Deidara said a hand emerged from the ground heading straightly toward him, Deidara quickly made the snake seal to achieve his hiding like a mole technique and disappear under the ground, while Sasori pulled a bomb-attached kunai and threw it on that hand a huge fire ball came from behind so he quickly drew a scroll to summon salamander to protect him, with the fireball’s is gone Sasori opened his puppet to find the that hand has already took over Deidara and some strange cloaked man with red glowing eyes lifting a tied Deidara on his back and running away, Sasori angered for this followed the man till they arrived at Takigakure (Hidden waterfalls village) the man suddenly vanished when he reached a waterfall …
However Sasori didn’t give up, and by doing the dog seal glowing marks started to apprear remembering that the gun powder used to make the bomb he threw at that hand is mixed with a special Sand that reacts to its user’s chakra, following the glowing marks till a dead end in cave behind the waterfall, Sasori start to hear some noise behind the wall knowing that Deidara is here, he used a flame thrower that is attached to his arm to heaten the wall, then a water stream to quickly wich made the wall crack and with one explosive tag he blew it up feeling a bit fun he said: no wonder Deidara loves to blow things up.
Deidara who’s hanged from the ceiling hears Sasori’s voice shouted : Sasori no danna ! over here !
Sasori threw a shuriken to cut the rope and before Dei hit the ground the cloaked man swiftly grabed Deidara and teleported behind Sasori to deliever a kick that Sasori easily dodged :
The man : Not bad !
Sasori : So either you put her down or I’ll make you do it the hard way !
The man : I’m not going to let you have this booty just like that (with his arm turns darker)
Deidara : ( feeling pissed off from the word booty) booty ! put me down you perverted freak…hmm
Sasori : I get it ! heh heh heh … so you were after Tsunade too, am I right ?
The man : And after two months of searching she’s finally in my hands.
Sasori : I’m afraid that you’re wrong but that’s not what you think …. That’s not Tsunade.
The man : Stop this nonesense, look blonde hair, pony tail, and huge breast that’s what the discription says … she’s definetely her…
Sasori : Does the discription mentions a mouth in each palm wich is an Iwagakure only kinjutsu.
The man : ( after examining Deidara’s palms) you’re right … well despite it’s not one of my virtues « I am sorry »
Letting Deidara free the two continued their journey the cloaked man followed them halting Sasori :
The man : Hey scarlet boy … you said you were looking for Tsunade too … may I ask why that’s ?
Sasori : Well you see my friend here have been cursed by a strang medical jutsu and only Tsunade can heal him.
The man : Oh that’s better … well here’s the deal I go with you Tsunade heals you I take here then and get my five millions ryo reward from the daimyo … OK ?
Sasori : Um … OK … um What was your name ?
The man : just call me Kakuzu.
And there were three people in search for Tsunade now, with some time passed Deidara felt curious about Kakuzu’s mask and asked him :
Deidara : Kakuzu - san why don’t you remove your mask … c’mon don’t be shy…hmm
Sasori : ( to himself) this curse is starting to troll Deidara’s brain.
Kakuzu : Shut up !... oh fine but remember that you asked for it…
So Kakuzu removed his mask revealing a stitched mouth with tentacle-like threads coming out.
Deidara : Wow that’s … awesome … hmm
Sasori : This is « earth grudge fear » Takigakure’s Kinjustsu … so you’re imm…
Kakuzu : No … there’s no such « immortality » in such world.
Sasori : So how old you’re ?
Kakuzu : about 84 with month more or less never changes anything.
Deidara : ( with high pitch voice) squee… ! you know this is fate … I mean I use a forbidden technique, so Danna, and Kakuzu no Gi-chan (Gramps) too.
Kakuzu : Gi-chan ! why you little bit…
Sasori : ( holding Kakuzu) No Kakuzu … don’t blame him …
Kakuzu : And who should I blame then.
Sasori : Well … um … Hormons…
Kakuzu : …. ( sigh this gonna be a long journey)
And with the three continued their quest, suddenly a deep man’s voice yells from afar : KA….KU….ZU !
So when Kakuzu turned to figure who yells his eyes turned even more red like a monster going on a rampage.
1- Sasori is a puppet.
2- Most Akatsuki members arn't common with each other.
3- There is no Pain I'm using Nagato.
And we continue along with Sasori and Deidara in their quest to find Tsunade of Konohagakure Deidara felt a little tired so he stopped to take a break :
Sasori : C’mon Deidara it’s the fourth time since we left Iwa.
Deidara : Sorry Danna but I can’t help it, these boobs are very hea ….
And before Deidara finished his sentence he hopped frightenly in Sasori’s arm :
Sasori : Deidara ! idiot ! enough of your drama…
Deidara : But I felt like some hand was groping my butt…hmm
Sasori : nah it’s just your imagination … Deidara behind you !!!
And just as Deidara said a hand emerged from the ground heading straightly toward him, Deidara quickly made the snake seal to achieve his hiding like a mole technique and disappear under the ground, while Sasori pulled a bomb-attached kunai and threw it on that hand a huge fire ball came from behind so he quickly drew a scroll to summon salamander to protect him, with the fireball’s is gone Sasori opened his puppet to find the that hand has already took over Deidara and some strange cloaked man with red glowing eyes lifting a tied Deidara on his back and running away, Sasori angered for this followed the man till they arrived at Takigakure (Hidden waterfalls village) the man suddenly vanished when he reached a waterfall …
However Sasori didn’t give up, and by doing the dog seal glowing marks started to apprear remembering that the gun powder used to make the bomb he threw at that hand is mixed with a special Sand that reacts to its user’s chakra, following the glowing marks till a dead end in cave behind the waterfall, Sasori start to hear some noise behind the wall knowing that Deidara is here, he used a flame thrower that is attached to his arm to heaten the wall, then a water stream to quickly wich made the wall crack and with one explosive tag he blew it up feeling a bit fun he said: no wonder Deidara loves to blow things up.
Deidara who’s hanged from the ceiling hears Sasori’s voice shouted : Sasori no danna ! over here !
Sasori threw a shuriken to cut the rope and before Dei hit the ground the cloaked man swiftly grabed Deidara and teleported behind Sasori to deliever a kick that Sasori easily dodged :
The man : Not bad !
Sasori : So either you put her down or I’ll make you do it the hard way !
The man : I’m not going to let you have this booty just like that (with his arm turns darker)
Deidara : ( feeling pissed off from the word booty) booty ! put me down you perverted freak…hmm
Sasori : I get it ! heh heh heh … so you were after Tsunade too, am I right ?
The man : And after two months of searching she’s finally in my hands.
Sasori : I’m afraid that you’re wrong but that’s not what you think …. That’s not Tsunade.
The man : Stop this nonesense, look blonde hair, pony tail, and huge breast that’s what the discription says … she’s definetely her…
Sasori : Does the discription mentions a mouth in each palm wich is an Iwagakure only kinjutsu.
The man : ( after examining Deidara’s palms) you’re right … well despite it’s not one of my virtues « I am sorry »
Letting Deidara free the two continued their journey the cloaked man followed them halting Sasori :
The man : Hey scarlet boy … you said you were looking for Tsunade too … may I ask why that’s ?
Sasori : Well you see my friend here have been cursed by a strang medical jutsu and only Tsunade can heal him.
The man : Oh that’s better … well here’s the deal I go with you Tsunade heals you I take here then and get my five millions ryo reward from the daimyo … OK ?
Sasori : Um … OK … um What was your name ?
The man : just call me Kakuzu.
And there were three people in search for Tsunade now, with some time passed Deidara felt curious about Kakuzu’s mask and asked him :
Deidara : Kakuzu - san why don’t you remove your mask … c’mon don’t be shy…hmm
Sasori : ( to himself) this curse is starting to troll Deidara’s brain.
Kakuzu : Shut up !... oh fine but remember that you asked for it…
So Kakuzu removed his mask revealing a stitched mouth with tentacle-like threads coming out.
Deidara : Wow that’s … awesome … hmm
Sasori : This is « earth grudge fear » Takigakure’s Kinjustsu … so you’re imm…
Kakuzu : No … there’s no such « immortality » in such world.
Sasori : So how old you’re ?
Kakuzu : about 84 with month more or less never changes anything.
Deidara : ( with high pitch voice) squee… ! you know this is fate … I mean I use a forbidden technique, so Danna, and Kakuzu no Gi-chan (Gramps) too.
Kakuzu : Gi-chan ! why you little bit…
Sasori : ( holding Kakuzu) No Kakuzu … don’t blame him …
Kakuzu : And who should I blame then.
Sasori : Well … um … Hormons…
Kakuzu : …. ( sigh this gonna be a long journey)
And with the three continued their quest, suddenly a deep man’s voice yells from afar : KA….KU….ZU !
So when Kakuzu turned to figure who yells his eyes turned even more red like a monster going on a rampage.
To be continued
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