SashaUchiha
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DISCLAIMER: Anybody with a weak heart is advised to discontinue immediately. Any mental/physical damage or damage to property is not the responsibility of the thread maker. The content of the thread is absolutely retarded, do not proceed in search of intellect here. In case you are reading on... U_U you have been warned.
THE END
(Don't make that face... you were warned U_U)
Last night, after a long and tiring week, I fell into a deep slumber, unaware that the fate of the Universe was being shaped in my own living room! 
Vegeta: Kakarot!!! He made me what I am! Don't let him do this to anyone else.
Goku: You will pay for this Frieza!!!
Piccolo: (cough cough)
Porunga: Ok, very emotional... call me back when you need me... idiots! :sy:
Trunks: Huh??? What is this strange place??? Oh! There they are! Goku! Father NOOOO!!!
Frieza: What the ...??? Who is this kid? :?
Goku: Oh this guy is Vegeta's son coming from the future. He is the one who is supposed to kill you 13 episodes from now. He even has a Saga in his own name! Come to think of it, he landed in the wrong Saga... :shrug:
Vegeta: Imbecile! How dare you ruin my ultimate emotional death scene???
Trunks: Father! I will not let you activate Android #17 and #18!
Trunks: Uh oh!!! What have I done??? Mother is going to kill me! I better clean this mess before someone finds out! Let me summon Shenron from the Dragon balls in my Capsule.
Trunks: Arise Shenron!!!
Shenron: Who disturbs my slumberrrr...
Trunks: Heck! What happened to the rest of your body?
Shenron: How dare you make light of an enternal dragon???
Shenron: That should teach you some manners!
Trunks: Hey wait! I have a wish!!!
Shenron: To hell with your wish!!!
Porunga: Come here kid, I'll grant your wish. Shenron has no sense of humor.
Trunks: And who are you?
Porunga: Look kid, this is Frieza Saga, you are on Namek and I am the Namekian Dragon Porunga... Just standing around with no line for the past 3 episodes.
Trunks: Awesome! Please bring my father back to life!
Porunga: Your wish has been granted. You have 2 more wishes.
Trunks: Cool! One double cheese hamburger and a way to save me from my dad once he is alive again.
Porunga: Done. Yenjaii maadi.
Vegeta: What I am alive???
I am going to kill you!!!
Superman: Krypton! I am home! But how???
Batman: In case you haven't noticed, this is not Krypton. You are not just on a wrong planet, you are in the wrong Cartoon!
Superman: WTH Then so are you, huh... but what are we doing here anyway?
Batman: Trunks' stupidity and Porunga's childish sense of humor- “Save me from Dad!”. What idiot makes a wish like that??? I am going back to my Comic book.
Gohan: Superman! Batman! What are you doing here??? Hey Piccolo, look! Their action figures are so puny
Piccolo: Look, I am already pretty irritated... No role in the Saga on my home planet. I am switching to Naruto. Bye.
Gohan: Piccolooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Goku: Vegeta! Wait!
Vegeta: No Kakarot! I am going to kill him! He ruined my death scene. :T_T:
Goku: He is your son!
Vegeta: My son? My own son killed me? Kakarot am I a bad father??? boo hooo hoooo
Goku: Vegeta, he is going to be born 2 Sagas later. And you are going to be a good dad.
Vegeta: Who's his mother?
Goku: Angelina Jolie.
Vegeta: Awesome! Lets get rid of Frieza quickly and get to that next Saga!
Gohan: Piccolo, what is going on? :ghehe:
Piccolo: Don't watch. I told you lets switch to Naruto.
Gohan: Piccolooooooooooooooo
Goku: Vegeta, you want to finish this in style?
Vegeta: Just finish it already!
Haaa!!!
Vegito: Angelina Jolie! Here I come!
Vegito: This is it Frieza! Your Saga ends here. Everyone is fed up. People are actually moving to other Cartoons because of you. This has to stop. No More!!!
Trunks: Hey Gohan, lets go catch some pokemon!
Gohan: Do they have dragons?
Trunks: Yeah! Lots of them!
Gohan: Then I am going with Piccolo. I am sick of dragons, see ya! :b
And so... the Universe is safe. Goku and Vegeta are BFFs (until Vegeta finds out about Angelina Jolie). Superman and Batman are looking for Porunga. Trunks is hunting Pokemon. Piccolo and Gohan are learning jutsu so that they get a place in Naruto.
Here, we end the story of Dragon Balls hoping that the Earth never needs them again (so that we never have to survive GT).
Fare thee well!!!
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Vegeta: Kakarot!!! He made me what I am! Don't let him do this to anyone else.
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Goku: You will pay for this Frieza!!!
Piccolo: (cough cough)
Porunga: Ok, very emotional... call me back when you need me... idiots! :sy:
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Trunks: Huh??? What is this strange place??? Oh! There they are! Goku! Father NOOOO!!!
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Frieza: What the ...??? Who is this kid? :?
Goku: Oh this guy is Vegeta's son coming from the future. He is the one who is supposed to kill you 13 episodes from now. He even has a Saga in his own name! Come to think of it, he landed in the wrong Saga... :shrug:
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Vegeta: Imbecile! How dare you ruin my ultimate emotional death scene???
Trunks: Father! I will not let you activate Android #17 and #18!
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Trunks: Uh oh!!! What have I done??? Mother is going to kill me! I better clean this mess before someone finds out! Let me summon Shenron from the Dragon balls in my Capsule.
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Trunks: Arise Shenron!!!
Shenron: Who disturbs my slumberrrr...
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Trunks: Heck! What happened to the rest of your body?
Shenron: How dare you make light of an enternal dragon???
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Shenron: That should teach you some manners!
Trunks: Hey wait! I have a wish!!!
Shenron: To hell with your wish!!!
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Porunga: Come here kid, I'll grant your wish. Shenron has no sense of humor.
Trunks: And who are you?
Porunga: Look kid, this is Frieza Saga, you are on Namek and I am the Namekian Dragon Porunga... Just standing around with no line for the past 3 episodes.
Trunks: Awesome! Please bring my father back to life!
Porunga: Your wish has been granted. You have 2 more wishes.
Trunks: Cool! One double cheese hamburger and a way to save me from my dad once he is alive again.
Porunga: Done. Yenjaii maadi.
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Vegeta: What I am alive???
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I am going to kill you!!!
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Superman: Krypton! I am home! But how???
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Batman: In case you haven't noticed, this is not Krypton. You are not just on a wrong planet, you are in the wrong Cartoon!
Superman: WTH Then so are you, huh... but what are we doing here anyway?
Batman: Trunks' stupidity and Porunga's childish sense of humor- “Save me from Dad!”. What idiot makes a wish like that??? I am going back to my Comic book.
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Gohan: Superman! Batman! What are you doing here??? Hey Piccolo, look! Their action figures are so puny
Piccolo: Look, I am already pretty irritated... No role in the Saga on my home planet. I am switching to Naruto. Bye.
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Gohan: Piccolooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Goku: Vegeta! Wait!
Vegeta: No Kakarot! I am going to kill him! He ruined my death scene. :T_T:
Goku: He is your son!
Vegeta: My son? My own son killed me? Kakarot am I a bad father??? boo hooo hoooo
Goku: Vegeta, he is going to be born 2 Sagas later. And you are going to be a good dad.
Vegeta: Who's his mother?
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Goku: Angelina Jolie.
Vegeta: Awesome! Lets get rid of Frieza quickly and get to that next Saga!
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Gohan: Piccolo, what is going on? :ghehe:
Piccolo: Don't watch. I told you lets switch to Naruto.
Gohan: Piccolooooooooooooooo
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Goku: Vegeta, you want to finish this in style?
Vegeta: Just finish it already!
Haaa!!!
Vegito: Angelina Jolie! Here I come!
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Vegito: This is it Frieza! Your Saga ends here. Everyone is fed up. People are actually moving to other Cartoons because of you. This has to stop. No More!!!
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Trunks: Hey Gohan, lets go catch some pokemon!
Gohan: Do they have dragons?
Trunks: Yeah! Lots of them!
Gohan: Then I am going with Piccolo. I am sick of dragons, see ya! :b
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And so... the Universe is safe. Goku and Vegeta are BFFs (until Vegeta finds out about Angelina Jolie). Superman and Batman are looking for Porunga. Trunks is hunting Pokemon. Piccolo and Gohan are learning jutsu so that they get a place in Naruto.
Here, we end the story of Dragon Balls hoping that the Earth never needs them again (so that we never have to survive GT).
Fare thee well!!!
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THE END
(Don't make that face... you were warned U_U)
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good job you made me laugh plus rep 
I totally love DBZ... ^_^