onimusha madara
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Naruto 595: want to ride my pwneee?
*tobi and naruto scene*
Naruto: your dic*k is small
Kakashi: …
Guy: …..
Tobi: what was the point of that?
Naruto: no reason at all …… (Very silently) noob say what?
Tobi: what?
Naruto: Wow I never knew that so your a noob?
Tobi: you’re really pissing me off >.>
Naruto: Then show me the anger of your face.
Tobi: You queer it’s massive disgrace to loss my mask where I come from you know.
Naruto : where is that at?
Tobi: I would tell you if you weren’t a potato
Naruto: …….. so you know my secret huh?
Tobi: only potatoes bud and clone as fast as you
Guy: ummm the ten tails… is umm ….. here….
*scene switch to fodder ninja.*
Fodder ninja A: so how about when we are done want to try and you
know do Canon important stuff?
Fodder ninja B: that sounds nice but I made my debut on naruto: blood prison and no one remembers me
Fodder ninja c : I remember you but no one remembers me from the land of snow.
Fodder ninja A: the land of what? is that even a real place?
(Ten tails accidently steps on them Fodder ninja die one is half way alive.)
Kakashi: I never let my comrades die!
Fodder ninja C : what about my brothers over here you prick you fake copy ninja with limited chakra what can you actually do you noob all of your students are more Canon than you I hate you.
Kakashi : tragic Fodder ninja tell me what exactly did you do during the war?
Fodder ninja C: ……….
Kakashi: exactly bish exactly.
*scene switch to Madara and Kages.*
Madara: Oonki im going to slash gash put a hole in your ass rain metoers from the sky and make all the kages die if you don’t get out of my way NOW!!!!:scorps::scorps::scorps:
Oonki: we need to stop being stubborn old men like gaara said and w….. (Interrupted by gaara.)
Gaara: nonono I want to live don’t include me in this you crazy old man screw that.
Tsunade: umm Guys hello I got my mark I can do stuff now so maybe heal you?
Raikage: I’d like to be healed so oonki sit the hell down
Mei: Oonki you small dicktus annoying old fart sit down or I will kill you im not going to die because of your useless rants you old fool!!!
Oonki: …………ok
Madara: old queer now as I was doing up up and away!!!!!
*scene switch to orochimaru and sasuke.*
Orochimaru: we must go to the man who decides the fate of this world.
Sasuke: I already know …….. Mr.Popo
*scene switch to Popo’s garden*
Mr.Popo : I sense I disturbance in the garden.
Sasuke: you will answer my questions.......dear god you are black....
Mr.popo: ( watering his flowers like a boss.) Oni style: light loss
*sasuke loses his sharingain*
Sasuke: what did you do?
Mr.popo: foolish uchiha don’t be playing around with me oni style: light gain
Sasuke: *sharingain return* what are you?!?
*Popo’s laughs *
Chapter ends Who is this Mr.popo is naruto a potato man kakshi sure is a dic*
BTW everyone my logic is this
FINALLY I KNOW WHO TOBI IS: tobi is a mexican wrestler who met kishimoto some years ago. there he paid off kishimoto big money for the sharingan, after mastering space-time he then moved to The Ninja World, he then created akatsuki and has information from Kishimoto on every Living or Dead Shinobi. Waging war and never removing his mask. as too losing he mask signifies the end of his gimmick However, he will still go to great lengths to conceal his true identities, losing the mask to an opponent is seen as the ultimate insult, Putting one's mask on the line against a hated opponent is his tradition.
And if you don’t know mr.popo………………………………………
*tobi and naruto scene*
Naruto: your dic*k is small
Kakashi: …
Guy: …..
Tobi: what was the point of that?
Naruto: no reason at all …… (Very silently) noob say what?
Tobi: what?
Naruto: Wow I never knew that so your a noob?
Tobi: you’re really pissing me off >.>
Naruto: Then show me the anger of your face.
Tobi: You queer it’s massive disgrace to loss my mask where I come from you know.
Naruto : where is that at?
Tobi: I would tell you if you weren’t a potato
Naruto: …….. so you know my secret huh?
Tobi: only potatoes bud and clone as fast as you
Guy: ummm the ten tails… is umm ….. here….
*scene switch to fodder ninja.*
Fodder ninja A: so how about when we are done want to try and you
know do Canon important stuff?
Fodder ninja B: that sounds nice but I made my debut on naruto: blood prison and no one remembers me
Fodder ninja c : I remember you but no one remembers me from the land of snow.
Fodder ninja A: the land of what? is that even a real place?
(Ten tails accidently steps on them Fodder ninja die one is half way alive.)
Kakashi: I never let my comrades die!
Fodder ninja C : what about my brothers over here you prick you fake copy ninja with limited chakra what can you actually do you noob all of your students are more Canon than you I hate you.
Kakashi : tragic Fodder ninja tell me what exactly did you do during the war?
Fodder ninja C: ……….
Kakashi: exactly bish exactly.
*scene switch to Madara and Kages.*
Madara: Oonki im going to slash gash put a hole in your ass rain metoers from the sky and make all the kages die if you don’t get out of my way NOW!!!!:scorps::scorps::scorps:
Oonki: we need to stop being stubborn old men like gaara said and w….. (Interrupted by gaara.)
Gaara: nonono I want to live don’t include me in this you crazy old man screw that.
Tsunade: umm Guys hello I got my mark I can do stuff now so maybe heal you?
Raikage: I’d like to be healed so oonki sit the hell down
Mei: Oonki you small dicktus annoying old fart sit down or I will kill you im not going to die because of your useless rants you old fool!!!
Oonki: …………ok
Madara: old queer now as I was doing up up and away!!!!!
*scene switch to orochimaru and sasuke.*
Orochimaru: we must go to the man who decides the fate of this world.
Sasuke: I already know …….. Mr.Popo
*scene switch to Popo’s garden*
Mr.Popo : I sense I disturbance in the garden.
Sasuke: you will answer my questions.......dear god you are black....
Mr.popo: ( watering his flowers like a boss.) Oni style: light loss
*sasuke loses his sharingain*
Sasuke: what did you do?
Mr.popo: foolish uchiha don’t be playing around with me oni style: light gain
Sasuke: *sharingain return* what are you?!?
*Popo’s laughs *
Chapter ends Who is this Mr.popo is naruto a potato man kakshi sure is a dic*
BTW everyone my logic is this
FINALLY I KNOW WHO TOBI IS: tobi is a mexican wrestler who met kishimoto some years ago. there he paid off kishimoto big money for the sharingan, after mastering space-time he then moved to The Ninja World, he then created akatsuki and has information from Kishimoto on every Living or Dead Shinobi. Waging war and never removing his mask. as too losing he mask signifies the end of his gimmick However, he will still go to great lengths to conceal his true identities, losing the mask to an opponent is seen as the ultimate insult, Putting one's mask on the line against a hated opponent is his tradition.
And if you don’t know mr.popo………………………………………
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