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ok today something weird happened i was studying for my test when i heard a friend saying that chocolate is better then guys then we started arguing when she seed that she likes chocolate more then guys and stuff i mean come on whats so good about chocolate(i really hate her she always tries to argue with me -.-)so i was wondering is it true that u girls prefer chocolate on top of guys o_O?cuz i really need your opinion i so want to prove her wrong >_< lol

P.S. if a guy posts please save your post i know your gona say chocolate xD i am asking the girls lol

and if anyone there says i am gay for making this thread no i am not i am just wondering -__-
 
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Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Men:

1. Eating chocolate is always an orgasmic experience.
2. Chocolate is dark, rich, and satisfying.
3. Chocolate is mentally stimulating.
4. Chocolate always smells good.
5. Chocolate doesn't complain when you want to cuddle up with it.
6. Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.
7. You can suck on a piece of chocolate for a really long time.
8. Your friends always like chocolate.
9. Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
10. You always know if someone else has eaten any of your chocolate.
11. One taste and you can't help but want more.
12. Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.
13. You're never disappointed when you open the wrapper.
14. Chocolate satisfies every time.
15. When chocolate melts in your mouth it tastes good.
16. You can tell just by looking at it, that it's not been in someone else' mouth.
17. It doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.
18. If it gets soft, a few seconds in the refridgerator will make it hard again.
19. Chocolate knows how to be chocolate, you don't have to teach it.
20. You can read the label and know what it's made of.
21. Chocolate always hits the spot.


That's not mine, i find it on a webpage and surprisingly, all 21 are true :D

Anyway, i don't like chocolate much and tell your friend that no matter how good a chocolate might taste, you just can't sleep with it :p
 
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thats retarded, how can be smthg u eat better than a living being? -.-

ye chocolate is tasty but tbh i dont like it THAT much, it gives me headaches and a state of nausea if i try to eat more than one tablet >.>
so no thanks, i?ll take a man instead rofl
 
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Rei Uchiha said:
Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Men:

1. Eating chocolate is always an orgasmic experience.
2. Chocolate is dark, rich, and satisfying.
3. Chocolate is mentally stimulating.
4. Chocolate always smells good.
5. Chocolate doesn't complain when you want to cuddle up with it.
6. Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.
7. You can suck on a piece of chocolate for a really long time.
8. Your friends always like chocolate.
9. Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
10. You always know if someone else has eaten any of your chocolate.
11. One taste and you can't help but want more.
12. Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.
13. You're never disappointed when you open the wrapper.
14. Chocolate satisfies every time.
15. When chocolate melts in your mouth it tastes good.
16. You can tell just by looking at it, that it's not been in someone else' mouth.
17. It doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.
18. If it gets soft, a few seconds in the refridgerator will make it hard again.
19. Chocolate knows how to be chocolate, you don't have to teach it.
20. You can read the label and know what it's made of.
21. Chocolate always hits the spot.


That's not mine, i find it on a webpage and surprisingly, all 21 are true :D

Anyway, i don't like chocolate much and tell your friend that no matter how good a chocolate might taste, you just can't sleep with it :p
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O_O
my man hood is gone..
>> that y i use axe dark temptation.. it has a chocolaty smell :p
 
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Rei Uchiha said:
Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Men:

1. Eating chocolate is always an orgasmic experience.
2. Chocolate is dark, rich, and satisfying.
3. Chocolate is mentally stimulating.
4. Chocolate always smells good.
5. Chocolate doesn't complain when you want to cuddle up with it.
6. Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.
7. You can suck on a piece of chocolate for a really long time.
8. Your friends always like chocolate.
9. Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
10. You always know if someone else has eaten any of your chocolate.
11. One taste and you can't help but want more.
12. Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.
13. You're never disappointed when you open the wrapper.
14. Chocolate satisfies every time.
15. When chocolate melts in your mouth it tastes good.
16. You can tell just by looking at it, that it's not been in someone else' mouth.
17. It doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.
18. If it gets soft, a few seconds in the refridgerator will make it hard again.
19. Chocolate knows how to be chocolate, you don't have to teach it.
20. You can read the label and know what it's made of.
21. Chocolate always hits the spot.


That's not mine, i find it on a webpage and surprisingly, all 21 are true :D

Anyway, i don't like chocolate much and tell your friend that no matter how good a chocolate might taste, you just can't sleep with it :p
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lmao xD

nice one :D:D

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thats retarded, how can be smthg u eat better than a living being? -.-

ye chocolate is tasty but tbh i dont like it THAT much, it gives me headaches and a state of nausea if i try to eat more than one tablet >.>
so no thanks, i?ll take a man instead rofl
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agreed

to answer ur question shika, i wouldn't chose chocolate instead of my boyfriend ;)
 
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so a question if u go to a date with a girl and offer her a chocolate shake or something like that do u get her O__O please i need that tip so muchhhhhhhhhh!!!! lol
 
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-shikamaru- said:
so a question if u go to a date with a girl and offer her a chocolate shake or something like that do u get her O__O please i need that tip so muchhhhhhhhhh!!!! lol
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lol, depends on many things, but if you write something romantic on the wrap of the chocolate bar and give it to her with a small kiss at the start of the date sure it will help :D

but as for the chocolate shake hmm, there are better things to do^^
 
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