the official dumb question thread

[Hipster Madara]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Yes, if it lives there.....where else would it take a dump?

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

ok ive been wondering something for a long time but have been way to ashamed to ask. so i figured we could have a thread where we could all ask and get answers to the burning questions weve just been too ashamed to bring up. so ill stick my toe in the water first and just ask..... does gaara have a last name? im just curious ive never heard them mention it....

No, he's like Cher. Check Narutopedia for questions like that.

Why is the sky blue?

That is the color that is reflected through the atmosphere from the energy of the sun's rays. For a more detailed answer, see

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Can turtles cry?

No turtles cannot cry, however, sea turtles have salt ducts in their eyes that they can use to expel excess sea salt; it's kind of like crying.

 

[zenkutsu]

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

how many sea shells does sally sell on the sea shore while selling sea shells?

(those were even hard to type)

 

[Hipster Madara]

No, he's like Cher. Check Narutopedia for questions like that.


That is the color that is reflected through the atmosphere from the energy of the sun's rays. For a more detailed answer, see

You must be registered for see links

.

No turtles cannot cry, however, sea turtles have salt ducts in their eyes that they can use to expel excess sea salt; it's kind of like crying.

SWEET. that's pretty cool...

 

[wridacule]

its 'of the funk'U_U

lol! youre giving sadpanda a run for his money with the comedy. you just made cola come out my nose with that one +rep

 

[DARK BEAST ZANZA]

Gaaras last name is "of the sand"

its 'of the funk'U_U

Not his actual last names otherwise it could be of the desert allthough i like naruto abridged so +rep

 

[bahram]

What is trolling?

 

[LordSasukeOfSixPaths]

What happened to gara's eye brows

 

[Hipster Madara]

Guess my question was too weird/stupid to answer. xd
Why is Madara's hair so spiky? How did he get it like that? Does he just wake up with it like that or does he style it? If you touch his hair/spikes, will it poke you? Why am i so obsessed with asking questions about Madara's hair? >_>

 

[Djokovic]

No, it just rolls out to a nearby city and takes a dump there.

Then it returns to the woods.

Dam that's just what I thought.

 

[Sunagura]

why?

 

[AP2k]

What is trolling?

Ways to tell if your a troll
1)you are between the ages of 9-12 and are posting
2)you think madara>so6p
3)you think sasuke is "soooo haaawt"
4)you tell people how awesome you think nickleback is
5)you still think obito is tobi

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

light is made up of multiple different colors of light. Blue is the shortest waveleangth and therefor appears to your eyes.



anyway, Im going to get this out of the way.

Where do babies come from?

jk

I am a genius. I have no stupid questions :scorps::kagutsuchi:

Babies are a result of human sexual reproduction when a male's gametes (sperm) interact with a female's egg. After a 9 month gestation period a new human life is born through the vaginal canal of the mother (or by an incision through the stomach in some cases).

what is edo tensei.

A ninjutsu that summons the souls of the deceased and binds them to a sacrificial body that takes on the characteristics of the former body of the summoned soul.

Who is justin Bieber?

A 13 year old girl.

Is Hashirama adopted?
I think it's possible.

Yes. Yes he is.

Is this threads only purpose to increase your post count? (Not trying to troll its a legit question i swear)

Yes. Yes it is.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Yes, unless he is in a zoo.

What color are Kushina's eyes?!? They keep changing from grey to blue to purple and it's really annoying...

Variant eye color results from our own eyes perceptions based on surrounding colors and light.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

how many sea shells does sally sell on the sea shore while selling sea shells?

(those were even hard to type)

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would.

42.

 

[I Am Pein]

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

how many sea shells does sally sell on the sea shore while selling sea shells?

(those were even hard to type)

-only as much as its teeth could bear, since its a animal wood will most likely cuase little to no wear n its teeth (final awnser about 300 trees a week)

-economy based, The value of one beach day is estimated at $23.38 per person during high season.
This value is consistent with other values estimated for Southern California
beaches as well as figures used by the U.S. National Parks service, but is
substantially higher than the value used by the USACE, which is limited to $9 per day.

sea shells only are a estimated worth of .5c (final awnser,46.6) 23.38/o.5=46.6

 

[DARK BEAST ZANZA]

why?

Because we can.

 

[wridacule]

Guess my question was too weird/stupid to answer. xd
Why is Madara's hair so spiky? How did he get it like that? Does he just wake up with it like that or does he style it? If you touch his hair/spikes, will it poke you? Why am i so obsessed with asking questions about Madara's hair? >_>

isnt hair a symbol of power in japan? like the more you have of one the more you have of the other? ssj3 goku hehachi from tekken ect...

 

[THE6THOKAGE]

How do you get the "Show" when you post a comment to hide things?

 

[AttentionHo]

Why is the sky blue?

it is, because the sky eats the "shortfrequency-wave"-"blue" sun-rays and other "high-energetic" electro magnetic waves. if it would be red we all would be doomed^^

How do you get the "Show" when you post a comment to hide things?

just write SPOILER IN [Sp...][/SP..]

 

[wridacule]

What happened to gara's eye brows

lol! so glad i did this..

 

[Hipster Madara]

Babies are a result of human sexual reproduction when a male's gametes (sperm) interact with a female's egg. After a 9 month gestation period a new human life is born through the vaginal canal of the mother (or by an incision through the stomach in some cases).



A ninjutsu that summons the souls of the deceased and binds them to a sacrificial body that takes on the characteristics of the former body of the summoned soul.



A 13 year old girl.



Yes. Yes he is.



Yes. Yes it is.



Yes, unless he is in a zoo.



Variant eye color results from our own eyes perceptions based on surrounding colors and light.



A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would.

42.

Thank you, Kishi! i knew i was right! xd

isnt hair a symbol of power in japan? like the more you have of one the more you have of the other? ssj3 goku hehachi from tekken ect...

That answered like none of my questions ;(