Itachi is the ultimate wingman

Punk Hazard

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now i was thinking and something f^cked up came to me: Itachi was a great wingman to Sasuke. think about it: when he killed the clan, Itachi ruined Sasuke's life. but, in the process, he caused Sasuke to develop this cool guy attitude, which helped Sasuke get tons of bitches. now if Sasuke had only seized this bitch hand-basket, Itachi would have been the best wingman ever

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So true.
Itachi = bad brother but good wingman xd
(although there is a slight chance you become a psychopath that wants to destroy a village, but who cares?)
 

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lol, looks like that :D
 

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Haha would have never thought about that but so true.
 

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Yep. Itachi helped Sasuke get the B*tches. :cool:
 

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It's such a shame that sasuke turned out gay.

All itachi's effort gone to waste.
 
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Sasuke with harem= attention from Jariya. He could have been trained by a good Sannin, if he wasn't so unconcerned with women anyway. O_O
 

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f^ck Konoha, he was trying to get Sasuke some ass

ahahahah ^ funny as hell

but hell yea itachi as probably popular wit ladies 2 cause of how badass he was .

not gonna lie tho even in real life the whole idgaf attitude works wonders ;):D:cool:
 
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