Sasuke should never have kids.

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Let's operate under the assumption that Sasuke will make it out of the war alive.

Sasuke should be careful not to have kids. Between Tobi, Madara, and to an extent Itachi, he's seen that the Sharingan is an extremely powerful tool that is used to manipulate people, often to foul ends. Given that Sasuke is not truly evil and doesn't have a desire to see the world suffer, he should be careful not to pass his Sharingan to future generations. That is to say, he should either stay away from women or, for the true haters, just kill himself.

I know he had a goal of restoring the Uchiha, but I think this plan's better for the shinobi world overall. What do you think?
 

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I don't give a shit who Sasuke bones, as long as he does some epic stuff in the Manga/Anime I'm happy :D
 

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He is 16. I don't think he is thinking about having kids.

Naruto on the other hand is waiting to get stiffed.

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I don't give a shit who Sasuke bones, as long as he does some epic stuff in the Manga/Anime I'm happy :D

Fair enough.

He is 16. I don't think he is thinking about having kids.

Naruto on the other hand is waiting to get stiffed.

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He may not be ready yet, but if he survives the war, he may be someday. Also, there are numerous girls who seem like they'd rape him and bear his children, given the chance. Also, lol about Naruto.

He's already a homosexual so he's halfway there, he's probably gonna adopt a somalian baby with his male partner.

Fine with me. Somalian kids need lovin' too.
 
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or he could get a vasectomy. those things seem a little drastic
 

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Not all uchiha are evil (actually, none are actually EVIL). :|
 

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or he could get a vasectomy. those things seem a little drastic

Actually, you don't even get a full anesthetic, just a local. I hear they're relatively painless.

Not all uchiha are evil (actually, none are actually EVIL). :|

If Tobi's an Uchiha, he's as evil as anyone in the Narutoverse. Also, the ability to manipulate people like the Sharingan allows is a power no one should have. Absolute power corrupts absolutely and all that junk.
 
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He's already a homosexual so he's halfway there, he's probably gonna adopt a somalian baby with his male partner.

Aww so cute when homosexuals want Sasuke to bone them lol. Hes just a manga character so he cant be your bf in rl.
 

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He is 16. I don't think he is thinking about having kids.

Naruto on the other hand is waiting to get stiffed.

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Wth is this? I would neg you for this but for some reason it says i need to spread the rep around.
 

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Wth is this? I would neg you for this but for some reason it says i need to spread the rep around.

Naruto regularly transforms into a naked woman and hits on dudes. Where have you been?
 

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Wth is this? I would neg you for this but for some reason it says i need to spread the rep around.

Uh why u dont like a halve nude girl pic? I mean almost every straight guy likes these type of pics
 

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Ofcourse Sasuke should have kids so he can pass on the power of the Sharingan
 

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sasuke can't have kids you know , he f***ing gay

He is 16. I don't think he is thinking about having kids.

Naruto on the other hand is waiting to get stiffed.

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that's just a transformation

wanna see what sasuke is like
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I suppose. But it would be nice to see Sasuke actually care about something other than revenge. A son/daughter would probably fill the empty void in his heart.
 
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