Internet "WTF?!" moments...

[Necron]

Here you are, like a regular depresed guy, who just happens to hate the world (in other words, just broke up with his girlfriend), and you want to google some bad habits of her, to feel better...

You start typing: "I hate it when..."

Sudently, the super-mega-awsome google system pops some suggestions, to save you from 3 seconds typing, thinking that, as a machine, it knows what you want even better than you... So, google pops out:

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SERIOUSLY GOOGLE? ARE YOU F^CKING KIDDING ME? :sy:

xd

 

[ten tailed demon]

yeah google suck

 

[xPyschotic Echox]

That just made me laugh my head off

 

[Finn]

That just made me laugh my head off

I hope you are ok :|

 

[ZeeshanAsNaruto]

Lol. v.true xd

 

[Joki]

The better question is what about your girlfriend made you type "vo" into the Googlez.

Also, a mention for your safety: it's best not to make fun of the corporation who's trying to take over the worlTOTALLY NOT TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND IS AN INCREDIBLE CORPORATION IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE SINCERELY A FAN OF GOOGLE WHO WOULD NEVER EVER SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT THEM EVER

 

[omgwthisgoingon]

I hate it when those damn velociraptors throw bananas.

 

['Toxic]

This is my reply:

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I was bored too U_U meh, Ima head to bed now.​

 

[Hanabi legendary Kunoichi]

I was on a chat sight called chatango. I usually go on there to Rp and such have some fun get new ideas for story's help people with life problems.

Get a message seams like a nice guy.

Guy: "Hi how are you?"
Me:"hello~ good and you?"
guy: turns his profile pic to **** and asks "how big are your boobs?"