What's life when you're 40?

[Don Drama]

They say life begins at 40....

I believe when I'm 40 years I will be:

1.) Married once, but with a few infidelities.

2.) Slightly overweight.

3.) Now forgets about Manga, and only reads Playboy.

4.) Already Diabetic and with High blood pressure.

5.) Have visited the following: Taj Mahal, Great Wall of China, Nazca Lines of Peru and the Vatican.

6.) Had eaten a Piranha.

7.) Had walked naked with the Bushmen of Africa.

The last but not the least....

8.) Committed all the 7 Deadly Sins of Man: Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Envy and Gluttony.

I will be awesome.

 

[Prime Rib]

old age, rinkles, life crisis, and cant get it up lol

 

[Billy]

Ill be dead by then probably

 

[Red Swag]

id be ripped

 

['Toxic]

Idk, I cant be sure..cant tell my future only predict what I want at that age..U_U I'm still 17..soon 18.

 

[Vision]

Half way dead X_____X

 

[kiragaaraisME]

With my wife (Kanada I hope) and kids, doing father stuff

 

[Don Drama]

So from now on, Learn everything what you can learn, experience all you can experience. Live your life to the fullest. So that when you're 40, 50 or 60.. you'll have no regrets.

What you do today will be factor of becoming a future Legend or an epic Loser!

 

[Necron]

...Boring as hell...
I'm already utterly bored halfway there, and then there will (hopefully) be kids and stuff... I won't even find some time for myself anymore at that age... Then, I will start trying to create a life elyxir or a philosopher's stone or something to expand my lifespan, as I'll be in a mid-life crises mood, and finally hit 50 by the time I give up...

Now, if everything goes as planed, I'll be a succesfull buissnessman/robotic engenier, rich, married to the girl I love and having 3 or 4 kids... I will also start a politic party at that time, imaging my ideals, and hopping to erace all corupted politicians, and coruption in general from the modern world. I will also have a small creer in Holywood as a Director/Actor, and I will have sold my book, that will be a best seller, and will become both a movie and a TV series...

Yeah, I know, I'm ambitius as hell, but hey: If you don't set high goals, you will never accomplish even the smaller tasks...

 

[ten tailed demon]

im gonna kill my self before that.

 

[The Monster]

in joying life seeing my kidz **** up in school and smashing there car they all yelling mom and dad everything.at end im going say. going playing playstation 5 and reading new anime manga.

 

[kiragaaraisME]

im gonna kill my self before that.

Don't kill yourself *serious face*

 

[Prime Rib]

wtf mine was legit all your guys is dumb

 

[Joki]

I was 40 like 2,000 years ago so I can't remember, probably sucked though. I'm immortal btw, my children

wtf mine was legit all your guys is dumb

Yours was the best son

 

[Nocturne]

40 for me is nothing...i think your still young to have some more adventures....look at David beckham...hes 37 now n looks like hes in his 20's....he's purely full of sexiness....

 

[Don Drama]

Men are like wine, the older the better.

Women are like flowers, the older the _________. (you fill the blank)

And experts says, men can produce sperm until 80 years old, but women's menopausal age is around 40.

 

[-Jiraiya-]

Not alive...

 

[SCRIBBLEoverLIFE]

They say life begins at 40....
7.) Had walked naked with the Bushmen of Africa.

I hope this is not what u think we africans do with our life?