Avengers sucked

[Nikohru]

Didn't read it all, will have to watch it and get my own opinion though. But it's seem to be true :|

 

[J a y J ay]

I think it was awesome! You guys should go watch it.

 

[Dracule]

Only part I'd agree with is the Thor vs Iron Man part. It was a great fight, but still made no sense.

 

[Cloudbuster]

It surely wasn't a masterpiece of cinematography, but it was what it was meant to be, a highly entertaining movie with great action, visual effects and occasional humor. I'm sorry your think your favorite character was underrated, but he is nothing more than a poser anyway The part when Hulk punched him out was epic. And of course Iron Man got the most screen time. Robert Downey Jr. is the best and most charismatic actor in the bunch. The fact that you find him obnoxious is your personal opinion, and as good, old inspector Kalahan used to say : "Opinions are like *******s. Everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks."​

 

[Gooner4life]

What sort of blasphemy am I reading! I just saw it. It was amazing although the Hulk thing is true

 

[-Lionheart-]

i was a little dissappointed of the movie myself..

 

[NLee]

meaning your the true troll since you cant respect peoples opinions and just pass them off as trolling when they are the opposite

Nope, it doesn't. I listen to other people's opinions all the time. The only times I don't is when it's obvious that they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

what a terrible piece of garbage.

your opinion is garbage

infantile dialogue with constant attempts at humour even when completely inappropriate

dialogue was great. humor was funny as hell. if you found it inappropriate than you should have asked your mommy to go home and feed you a bottle

out of character behaviour (thor seemed to regress to how he was at the start of his movie and same with tony).

da fuk you are talking about?

everyone seemed to be petulant teenagers always fighting amongst themselves for seemingly no reason.

the fact taht a whole bunch of superpowered people are teaming up for the first time, you should expect them to be bickering in the beginning. they dont know each other nor can trust each other so bickering is to be expected plus it was funny to see such clashes between characters.

waay powered down characters. remember how thor basically solo'd hundreds of frost giants?

what are you talking about? Thor solo'd them but couldnt keep it up forever. he received help. and in the fight if it wasnt for ironman taking out the home base they would have lost because they were outnumbered 6 to hundreds

apparently one guy in a suit can get the best of him.

if you were a real marvel fan you would know that captain america, ironman and thor are all in equal levels of fighting powers. stupid fool

unexplained plot devices and nonsensical crap, like hulk suddenly abel to control himself.

you honestly did not understand the movie nor understand the previous ones that led up to avengers. did you even watch the last hulk movie? hulk having control was explained, and it is shown throughout the whole movie that Banner has somewhat control. besides Banner Hulking out was one of the most badass moments in the movie "wanna know my secret, im always mad"... that was epic and you bitch about that? gtfo

pathetic villain defeat and motivation. loki was great in thor and horrible in avengers. he seemed like he couldnt do anything without his precious army and got stomped by hulk in a ridiculous cartoonish way

Loki was a threat. he showed that by stealing the cube, causing a panic during that party, infiltrating the base and causing the team to fight amongst each other. but of course Hulk is going to bitch Loki, its freakin Hulk.. did you go watch that movie by yourself or something? everyone loved that part in the movie theater i was in.

overlong, overhyped, overblown tripe.

200 million in the first 3 days alone.. 2nd to thta was Think Like a Man which was 8 mill. 200 million says your opinion is shit.

i couldnt believe i was looking at my watch while the big fight with the army happened. we were led to believe this was most of the movie but it went by so fast and was cartoonish.

it was epic, it was funny at moments and it left me at the edge of my seats. the teamwork of the Avengers, Hulk smashing everything in his path, Hawkeye being a boss, Black Widow and Captain America putting in work at the front line, Ironman and Thor doing the heavy lifting. didnt you understand the dynamics of the teamwork by them? how they each played a specific role during the fight agaisnt the army? fool

none of the other movies were this comedic and forced. thor was serious. captain america was serious. i got tired of downy jr's "witty banter" in iron man 1. hes supposed to have wised up by now and become more serious.

saying Iron Man is supposed to be serious is like saying Deadpool and Spiderman is supposed to wise up and be serious when their main thing is to be the comic reliefs. you obviously know nothing about marvel. why did you bother to make this fail thread? and did you expect everyone to be serious?! than there would be no conflict within the group. it would be boring. no one would shine out since they all would have that serious personality. no it doesnt work like that. and further more IronMan got pretty serious once Phil died and he stepped up. he almost sacrificed himself to save the world and proved Capt wrong. Capt had said he was the sacrificial type, that he wasnt a hero but selfish and IronMan was until he threw the nuke risking his life.

and plus the story felt forced and things went nowhere. who was this army? where did they come from? why do they want to rule earth? why would they follow loki if they are so strong? why were they beaten so easily,

did you honestly watch the movie? it seems like you watched a spoiler or something. or maybe your just dumb and dont understand plot. who was the army is something to be explained when Thanos is the villian of the next movie. they werent so much following Loki, even Loki was a pawn to this plan to take over earth, that much was evident. they were beaten so easily cuz the Avengers had a HULK!

so much so that black widow was fighting on par with them but thor seemed to be doing no better than her?

ONCE AGAIN every character played a specific role. Black Widow is one of the best spies in the world, of course she can hold her own against some aliens. but she was striking them with lightning and taking out those giant scaly snake things now was she? no that was a job for Thor, Hulk, and Ironman. Black Widow helped protect civilians, she hyjacked a flying pod, she got to the cube. everyone had their own job and executed it well

why did they introduce fury becoming bad and building nukes and shit if it went nowhere? did the writers just forget?

Fury isnt bad for making nukes fool.. goddamn you are fukking stupid. Fury was making weapons to protect the world agaisnt Asgardians. Thor is a GOD, and the human race had no weapons agaisnt "GODS". that was the motive to planning on making weapons. and it wasnt a bad idea considering that an Asgardian did wage war on the whole earth

its called avengers but it should be called iron man 3 starring iron man and nick fury. no one else was in this movie. they just stood around occasionally swinging a hammer or a shield.

yes because you completely missed Captain having to prove that he was in par with Thor and Ironman, which was evident when he ceased their fighting, you missed the point where Banner didnt even trust anyone and was on his gaurd for joing Shield, you missed the connection that Black Widow and Hawkeye had, you missed the point that Thor wanted so badly to convince his brother to stop this war. you missed the point as to why everyone of the Avengers were invested in this war.

hawkeye being temporarily evil was a waste of time and completely pointless if he was healed from it by just getting hit on the head. i literally shouted wtf at that one.

he was being manipulated, he was brainwashed. a knock on the head could cause a person to have brain damage, loss of memory, why not knock someone out of a brain washing by hitting them in the head. it has been used so many times in the past, its cliche but it works.. get over it. besides it gave Hawkeye a reason to invest in this war, revenge on Loki

whats the point of having thor there if hes barely any more special or powerful than iron man, a normal human?

you dont understand that as powerful as Thor is, so is Ironman because of his suits and Captain America too for that matter. its like Superman and Batman. Superman is OP and haxxed but no true superhero fan would be out of his mind to even think that Superman could beat Batman. what is Batman but a normal guy in tights but Batman tactics>Supermans powers.

comics wise he is by far the strongest. and it would look pretty clownish to have comic thor being treated as hawkeyes equal.

wrong..... Hulk is the strongest out of all of them. even though he couldnt pick up the hammer Hulk potential is far greater than any Avenger. but Hulk, Capt, Thor and Iman are all equal. Hawkeye and Black Widow held their own for not having super powered suits, god like powers or superhuman chemicals running in their bloods.

did they ever explain how loki survived his fall?

Loki is a god. go kill oyurself ofr asking that

was the MAIN VILLAIN's story not important to these writers?

again you missed the point that Loki was driven to attack the world precious to his brother as a way to get back at his brother for living in the shadows and being adopted.

why did hawkeye seem to have unlimited arrows?

did you miss the part where he had exactly one arrow left and used it to escape danger? he shot a bad guy and took that same arrow back. my friend next to me even yelled out "damn how the fuk he run out of arrows".. did you honeslty watch that movie?!?!?

was he pulling them out of his ass?

stfu

all the fights sucked.

WOW you are obviously trolling or hating on this movie for no reason.. you gotta be a troll...

would it kill them to hold the camera still?

ok now your just being a petty bitch.

remember how in incredible hulk we saw pretty much all of hulk vs abomination? that was a great fight because we saw it all. and because we were emotionally invested due to the whole fight being a leadup to that. but there was no leadup to hulk stomping on loki and no leadup to nameless goons doing no better vs a human girl than they do against a norse god. it got insulting after a while to watch this pig slop. only reason i ddint walk out is i didnt want to waste my money.

there was exactly 5 movies that led up to Hulk pig slopping the norse god Loki ya fool. 5 movies... 5... 5 movies to foreshadow Loki getting pig slopped on.. wtf are you talking about..... and that scene caught you off gaurd, yes it was comical but at the same time it just goes to show the Hulk just doesnt give a fuk exactly who Loki is and will pig slop him to prove the point that Hulk is boss.....

only good parts were the music, loki's crazy smile at the beginning, and mark ruffalo not being horrible.

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[Hexuze]

Never watched it yet, I dislike thor tho...

 

[Grim]

dawaq I just read.... I loved the movie for only two reasons


1. Iron Man
2. Hulk

I had good laugh everything else was rubbish indeed

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

yall are some fools... ones who are complainging probably know nothing about marvel comics or avenegers anyhow...

 

[Unorthodox]

it was a 7/10

 

[The Eye]

no it was okay, just over hyped.

 

[mcchikeneater]

I thought it was an awesome movie, and I watched a bootleg on my computer and it still looked awesome. I can't wait until its on Dvd I'm going to watch it like 6 more times.

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[USSJ Future Trunks]

dialogue was great. humor was funny as hell. if you found it inappropriate than you should have asked your mommy to go home and feed you a bottle

that makes no sense. dialogue like "i dont think thats a party" and lokis constant bitchin about wanting to be king is bad dialogue. the humour was childish at best and it was inappropriate becasue it was forced and put in where serious moments should be. its like family guy all over again. they shoved humour down our throats

the fact taht a whole bunch of superpowered people are teaming up for the first time, you should expect them to be bickering in the beginning.

they are grown adults, not 13 year olds. there shouldnt be any petulant bickering at all

did you even watch the last hulk movie? hulk having control was explained, and it is shown throughout the whole movie that Banner has somewhat control

yeah he was totally in control when he was DESTROYING THE SHIP AND TRYING TO KILL NATASHA AND THOR

hey dont know each other nor can trust each other

they have been given NO reason to not trust each other. all they knew about thor is that he wants to talk to loki and is clearly not on lokis side. and actually based on previous movie interaction they pretty much all knew about each other. again my point about avengers forgetting the other movies. tony knew the general who wanted to capture hulk, and fury knew the others.

it was funny to see such clashes between characters.

if done well. it wasnt

Thor solo'd them but couldnt keep it up forever. he received help

against fodder aliens who were also being solo'd by normal humans

if it wasnt for ironman taking out the home base they would have lost

exactly. why was thor and hulk so depowered?

if you were a real marvel fan you would know that captain america, ironman and thor are all in equal levels of fighting powers

explain to me how then. because ive seen thor being put up against cosmic gods like silver surfer.

besides Banner Hulking out was one of the most badass moments in the movie "wanna know my secret, im always mad"... that was epic and you bitch about that? gtfo

no it wasnt epic. it made no sense and contradicted everything we had previously learnt about this character

Loki was a threat. he showed that by stealing the cube, causing a panic during that party, infiltrating the base and causing the team to fight amongst each other.

powerwise he wasnt a threat. he was beaten way too easily by hulk and seemed to be equal to cap for ****s sake

but of course Hulk is going to bitch Loki, its freakin Hulk..

loki was the main villain. its freaking loki. he should have been tougher than all avengers COMBINED. look at all threatening great villains in cinema. they are either the smartest and most cunning or the most powerful and evil. there are exceptions like vader. but he was menacing enough.

200 million in the first 3 days alone.. 2nd to thta was Think Like a Man which was 8 mill. 200 million says your opinion is shit.

avatar's several billion did not make that blue smurf computer generated ferngully ripoff crap a good movie.

Hulk smashing everything in his path, Hawkeye being a boss, Black Widow and Captain America putting in work at the front line, Ironman and Thor doing the heavy lifting

is that all you care about? black widow and cap were useless. they didnt need to be there. they were in thors way. or should have been if the power levels were the same as the original thor movie.

how they each played a specific role during the fight agaisnt the army?

they did and their roles SUCKED. why was a skin and bones human as useful as a guy in a suit of armour with an impenetrable shield? why was a norse god as useful as a guy in a robot suit?

saying Iron Man is supposed to be serious is like saying Deadpool and Spiderman is supposed to wise up and be serious when their main thing is to be the comic reliefs

iron man was not the comic relief of the last half of iron man 1. he was actually pretty serious and focused when he needed to be. here hes a jerk who thinks EVERYTHING is a joke as steve points out

did you expect everyone to be serious?! than there would be no conflict within the group. it would be boring

humour is ok in small amounts. this was a movie about serious subject matter. much more serious than iron man 1, captain america and hulk since the entire world was in danger! but what do they do? they make it more "funny" and "comedic" than all those movies COMBINED. what the ****? if everyone is serious then there is MORE conflict since everyone has their own ideaology and perspectives on how the threat should be faced. that is an interesting conflict. not the whole "who can tell the best joke"

and further more IronMan got pretty serious once Phil died and he stepped up

lol no one cares about phil. i was literally wondering why everyone gave a crap about that personality-less empty vessel walking plot device.
why did the movie waste so much time on the death of a character no one cares about since we knew nothing about him?

Capt had said he was the sacrificial type, that he wasnt a hero but selfish

contradicting HIS WHOLE MOVIE. that movie was about a small fry giving up himself to be of greater service to his country. thats the definition of hero

IronMan was until he threw the nuke risking his life.

contradicting TWO WHOLE MOVIES. iron man was supposed to have stopped being selfish after learning his weapons were in the hands of terrorists and his friend used him to overthrow him. thats why iron man 2 and avengers sucked. the moral lesson tony learned in iron man 1 was thrown away.

who was the army is something to be explained when Thanos is the villian of the next movie.

the army was defeated. i couldnt care less if they explained it in the next movie. i want to know now so i can care when they are fighting them!

they werent so much following Loki, even Loki was a pawn to this plan to take over earth, that much was evident

evident after the credits. and you shouldnt put crucial plot relevant information after the credits if you want to have made a good movie

they were beaten so easily cuz the Avengers had a HULK!

they were beaten so easily because this movie had no tension or credible threat.

ONCE AGAIN every character played a specific role. Black Widow is one of the best spies in the world, of course she can hold her own against some aliens

said aliens were as you say, giving thor trouble. but shes handling them like she has superpowers when she has none. why would she be anything except in thor's way?

but she was striking them with lightning and taking out those giant scaly snake things now was she? no that was a job for Thor, Hulk, and Ironman

exactly. what is she even doing there when the REAL superheroes might have to risk their lives just to rescue her useless ass in this war?

she hyjacked a flying pod, she got to the cube

that scene was absurd and proved the alien incompetence

Fury isnt bad for making nukes fool.. goddamn you are fukking stupid. Fury was making weapons to protect the world agaisnt Asgardians.

exactly. what could nukes do vs gods? why does he think it needs protecting from good guys?

Thor is a GOD, and the human race had no weapons agaisnt "GODS".

THATS WHY THEY ARE GODS. we mortals cant comprehend their power. hence our worship of them.

and it wasnt a bad idea considering that an Asgardian did wage war on the whole earth

no a frost giant did.

yes because you completely missed Captain having to prove that he was in par with Thor and Ironman

so cap can tank a lightning bolt to the face?

you missed the point where Banner didnt even trust anyone and was on his gaurd for joing Shield

no i didnt. hes right to not trust them but not right to bicker with them like a child. he should have jsut STFU.

you missed the connection that Black Widow and Hawkeye had

what connection? i barely gave a shit because they shouldnt have been in it. this is a movie about the big four vs loki is it not? what should we care about these two when they are useless in a fight?

you missed the point that Thor wanted so badly to convince his brother to stop this war.

yes i did because it was mentioned once then dropped inexplicably like every other plot device

you missed the point as to why everyone of the Avengers were invested in this war.

what war? it was one battle and then it was over. some threat.

he was being manipulated, he was brainwashed. a knock on the head could cause a person to have brain damage,

its a knock on the head! some magic if its reversed so easily

its cliche but it works..

its cliche because its been done. avengers is a hodge podge of "seen it before, done better before"

besides it gave Hawkeye a reason to invest in this war, revenge on Loki

so the whole impending doom of the world wasnt a reason?

Superman is OP and haxxed but no true superhero fan would be out of his mind to even think that Superman could beat Batman

batman is like a small fly compared to supes. onyl reason hed even stand a chance in a straight up fight is PIS

but Hulk, Capt, Thor and Iman are all

in all their respective movies, only thor seemed truly powerful. hulk cant control himself 99% of the time in the movies so hes pretty useless in a fight. all banner can do is "aim it". thor has centuries of battle experience and took on an army of frost giants easily. he can control the weather FFS. what can steve rogers do that compares?

Hawkeye and Black Widow held their own for not having super powered suits, god like powers or superhuman chemicals running in their bloods

which is beyond retarded. how can normal humans be useful in a fight between gods? thats like krillin helping in a fight between goku and kid buu

go kill oyurself

encouraging suicide is a serious crime and cyberbullying.

again you missed the point that Loki was driven to attack the world precious to his brother as a way to get back at his brother for living in the shadows and being adopted.

he attacked earth because humans are made to be ruled by someone better than them (loki).

did you miss the part where he had exactly one arrow left

no. thats why i said seem. your understanding of language is lacking

WOW you are obviously trolling or hating on this movie for no reason

actually the fact you quoted my reasons is proof i have them

ok now your just being a petty bitch.

better petty than having to pretend avengers was good

there was exactly 5 movies that led up to Hulk pig slopping the norse god Loki ya fool

no. hulk and loki had no interaction and no reason to be fighting the "epic final battle". the conflict of this movie and the previous one was THOR vs his BROTHER. not hulk vs someone who has nothing to do with him.

 

[Finn]

You do realise there will be a sequel, so most of your questions should be answered in that.

Personally I liked the movie

Stop whining like a bitch, no one cares that you didnt like it

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[kourosh]

i disagree

 

[Rand al'Thor]

your opinion is garbage
dialogue was great. humor was funny as hell. if you found it inappropriate than you should have asked your mommy to go home and feed you a bottle
da fuk you are talking about? the fact taht a whole bunch of superpowered people are teaming up for the first time, you should expect them to be bickering in the beginning. they dont know each other nor can trust each other so bickering is to be expected plus it was funny to see such clashes between characters. what are you talking about? Thor solo'd them but couldnt keep it up forever. he received help. and in the fight if it wasnt for ironman taking out the home base they would have lost because they were outnumbered 6 to hundreds if you were a real marvel fan you would know that captain america, ironman and thor are all in equal levels of fighting powers. stupid fool
you honestly did not understand the movie nor understand the previous ones that led up to avengers. did you even watch the last hulk movie? hulk having control was explained, and it is shown throughout the whole movie that Banner has somewhat control. besides Banner Hulking out was one of the most badass moments in the movie "wanna know my secret, im always mad"... that was epic and you bitch about that? gtfo
Loki was a threat. he showed that by stealing the cube, causing a panic during that party, infiltrating the base and causing the team to fight amongst each other. but of course Hulk is going to bitch Loki, its freakin Hulk.. did you go watch that movie by yourself or something? everyone loved that part in the movie theater i was in.
200 million in the first 3 days alone.. 2nd to thta was Think Like a Man which was 8 mill. 200 million says your opinion is shit. it was epic, it was funny at moments and it left me at the edge of my seats. the teamwork of the Avengers, Hulk smashing everything in his path, Hawkeye being a boss, Black Widow and Captain America putting in work at the front line, Ironman and Thor doing the heavy lifting. didnt you understand the dynamics of the teamwork by them? how they each played a specific role during the fight agaisnt the army? fool
saying Iron Man is supposed to be serious is like saying Deadpool and Spiderman is supposed to wise up and be serious when their main thing is to be the comic reliefs. you obviously know nothing about marvel. why did you bother to make this fail thread? and did you expect everyone to be serious?! than there would be no conflict within the group. it would be boring. no one would shine out since they all would have that serious personality. no it doesnt work like that. and further more IronMan got pretty serious once Phil died and he stepped up. he almost sacrificed himself to save the world and proved Capt wrong. Capt had said he was the sacrificial type, that he wasnt a hero but selfish and IronMan was until he threw the nuke risking his life.
did you honestly watch the movie? it seems like you watched a spoiler or something. or maybe your just dumb and dont understand plot. who was the army is something to be explained when Thanos is the villian of the next movie. they werent so much following Loki, even Loki was a pawn to this plan to take over earth, that much was evident. they were beaten so easily cuz the Avengers had a HULK! ONCE AGAIN every character played a specific role. Black Widow is one of the best spies in the world, of course she can hold her own against some aliens. but she was striking them with lightning and taking out those giant scaly snake things now was she? no that was a job for Thor, Hulk, and Ironman. Black Widow helped protect civilians, she hyjacked a flying pod, she got to the cube. everyone had their own job and executed it well
Fury isnt bad for making nukes fool.. goddamn you are fukking stupid. Fury was making weapons to protect the world agaisnt Asgardians. Thor is a GOD, and the human race had no weapons agaisnt "GODS". that was the motive to planning on making weapons. and it wasnt a bad idea considering that an Asgardian did wage war on the whole earth
yes because you completely missed Captain having to prove that he was in par with Thor and Ironman, which was evident when he ceased their fighting, you missed the point where Banner didnt even trust anyone and was on his gaurd for joing Shield, you missed the connection that Black Widow and Hawkeye had, you missed the point that Thor wanted so badly to convince his brother to stop this war. you missed the point as to why everyone of the Avengers were invested in this war.
he was being manipulated, he was brainwashed. a knock on the head could cause a person to have brain damage, loss of memory, why not knock someone out of a brain washing by hitting them in the head. it has been used so many times in the past, its cliche but it works.. get over it. besides it gave Hawkeye a reason to invest in this war, revenge on Loki
you dont understand that as powerful as Thor is, so is Ironman because of his suits and Captain America too for that matter. its like Superman and Batman. Superman is OP and haxxed but no true superhero fan would be out of his mind to even think that Superman could beat Batman. what is Batman but a normal guy in tights but Batman tactics>Supermans powers. wrong..... Hulk is the strongest out of all of them. even though he couldnt pick up the hammer Hulk potential is far greater than any Avenger. but Hulk, Capt, Thor and Iman are all equal. Hawkeye and Black Widow held their own for not having super powered suits, god like powers or superhuman chemicals running in their bloods. Loki is a god. go kill oyurself ofr asking that again you missed the point that Loki was driven to attack the world precious to his brother as a way to get back at his brother for living in the shadows and being adopted. did you miss the part where he had exactly one arrow left and used it to escape danger? he shot a bad guy and took that same arrow back. my friend next to me even yelled out "damn how the fuk he run out of arrows".. did you honeslty watch that movie?!?!? stfu
WOW you are obviously trolling or hating on this movie for no reason.. you gotta be a troll... ok now your just being a petty bitch. there was exactly 5 movies that led up to Hulk pig slopping the norse god Loki ya fool. 5 movies... 5... 5 movies to foreshadow Loki getting pig slopped on.. wtf are you talking about..... and that scene caught you off gaurd, yes it was comical but at the same time it just goes to show the Hulk just doesnt give a fuk exactly who Loki is and will pig slop him to prove the point that Hulk is boss.....



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thor ironman are equals..maybe you should read the marvel comics again..it has bben always stated that thor is the strongest..man where do you read your comics,.???:|:sy:

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

thor ironman are equals..maybe you should read the marvel comics again..it has bben always stated that thor is the strongest..man where do you read your comics,.???:|:sy:

Oh stfu... Superman is strongest in DC but Batman pwns him everytime they fight. Batman doesnt have an ounce of superpowers while Superman is able to move planets.

Thor is the strongest but Ironman and Captain, Hulk too for that matter are more than capable of holding themselves agaisnt Thor. Thats why i say they are all equals. Those four are the foundation of the avengers. Those 4 alone and some would argue only Thor Cap and Iman are the foundation but either way they are equal