Rap-jutsu battle only

[Finn]

I'm back and I'ma go in like I never left
you want the definition of failure well look at your self
I got your life in my hands like I put my arm through your chest
I'ma eat ya'll niggas for a snack and for dinner the rest

You named all those people who can rap, but left me out in the cold
I spit sick shit, like doodoo covered in mold
me being underrated is getting kinda old
I'ma have to stand out like emerald mixed with gold

come on lets be real, ya'll know ya'll can't rap
Yo girl lick my wood until she gets that sap
I spit hard shit, you spit wack a$$ crap
my return is gonna go harder than "snapbacks back"

so now Axle's back, yeah Axle's back
I got bars on bars a.k.a stacks on stacks
yo girl like a robber she gets sacks on sacks
and when she's done I want my money or she gets dat back hand smack

I'ma stop in a minute, they calling a "mercy rule"
she say my d*** tastes so sweet like Hersheys do
I'm puzzling yo mind like the riddler take yo clue
and shove it up yo wazooo
and matter fact while your hands up there, you can stick in his rod too

"it's over cut the tape they can't take no more"
nahh they gonna take it till I'm tired like a cheap a$$ *****
when I get done the game gonna be cryin like "I'm so sore"
I beat the game up on the regular like its my chore

I aced the game, like Jimmy Neutron doing a test
nothing you spit at me hurts, like a bullet proof vest
my next line will prove that I'm the best
I take yo heart put it in a box, call it cardiac arrest

Boy you are rhyming like you just popped out of your mom,
your rap is long yes, its a mess, like a used tampon,
this aint no fancy dress, I digress, my flow is the bomb.

My genius is unparalleled, you are like a f*cking handheld,
meld, of a little girl and an alarm bell, I feel compelled,
to tell, you just seem to yell, like a preschool mademoiselle.

You say you've been away, for a while, it makes me smile,
all day, I have more style, going for miles and miles only to compile,
my hostile, words sicker than stomach bile, it's absurd,
flow so versatile, call me a lyrical nerd, a genius,
NB should be worshipping my penis, always victorious,
compared to me you are inglorious,
I am the second coming of notorious, your plain rhymes are boring us,
while everyone is adoring us, your flow is full of gory pus, and over flowing with snoring mistrust, seems it iss a must, i'll blow you away in a gust, leaving nothing but dust,
bitch I look at your words in disgust, I hope you are reading this sluzz while your brain is combust-ing,
These bombs I be busting, f*ck yeah im jimmie rustling, so sick its disgusting,
Kids please put your trust-in, me, and quit re-adjusting, just agree,
im the baddest there will ever be, come at me, NB, get down on your knees,
so upper class, i am like the bourgeoisie, verse of the century,
writing better lines than this crass blast, with my ass.

Your words have no thought, just verse after verse, of meaningless retorts,
I'll put you in the back of a hearse, and leave your family distraught,
honestly you are the worst! I hope a lesson has been taught, like naruto you seem short, must be a curse.

I hope you have learnt something from today, challenge me, and you will leave in dismay, beating you has proven childs play, leave and go away, dont bother coming back like a team NBA, i'll turn this into forum groundhog day.

U_U

If this genius flow of literature does not take the cake for top in this thread, im calling bs.

 

[gaifan]

Boy you are rhyming like you just popped out of your mom,
your rap is long yes, its a mess, like a used tampon,
this aint no fancy dress, I digress, my flow is the bomb.

My genius is unparalleled, you are like a f*cking handheld,
meld, of a little girl and an alarm bell, I feel compelled,
to tell, you just seem to yell, like a preschool mademoiselle.

You say you've been away, for a while, it makes me smile,
all day, I have more style, going for miles and miles only to compile,
my hostile, words sicker than stomach bile, it's absurd,
flow so versatile, call me a lyrical nerd, a genius,
NB should be worshipping my penis, always victorious,
compared to me you are inglorious,
I am the second coming of notorious, your plain rhymes are boring us,
while everyone is adoring us, your flow is full of gory pus, and over flowing with snoring mistrust, seems it iss a must, i'll blow you away in a gust, leaving nothing but dust,
bitch I look at your words in disgust, I hope you are reading this sluzz while your brain is combust-ing,
These bombs I be busting, f*ck yeah im jimmie rustling, so sick its disgusting,
Kids please put your trust-in, me, and quit re-adjusting, just agree,
im the baddest there will ever be, come at me, NB, get down on your knees,
so upper class, i am like the bourgeoisie, verse of the century,
writing better lines than this crass blast, with my ass.

Your words have no thought, just verse after verse, of meaningless retorts,
I'll put you in the back of a hearse, and leave your family distraught,
honestly you are the worst! I hope a lesson has been taught, like naruto you seem short, must be a curse.

I hope you have learnt something from today, challenge me, and you will leave in dismay, beating you has proven childs play, leave and go away, dont bother coming back like a team NBA, i'll turn this into forum groundhog day.

U_U

If this genius flow of literature does not take the cake for top in this thread, im calling bs.

You just don't get it that everything went south, but either way my wood goes in your mouth
(short and sweet)

 

[Axle]

Boy you are rhyming like you just popped out of your mom,
your rap is long yes, its a mess, like a used tampon,
this aint no fancy dress, I digress, my flow is the bomb.

My genius is unparalleled, you are like a f*cking handheld,
meld, of a little girl and an alarm bell, I feel compelled,
to tell, you just seem to yell, like a preschool mademoiselle.

You say you've been away, for a while, it makes me smile,
all day, I have more style, going for miles and miles only to compile,
my hostile, words sicker than stomach bile, it's absurd,
flow so versatile, call me a lyrical nerd, a genius,
NB should be worshipping my penis, always victorious,
compared to me you are inglorious,
I am the second coming of notorious, your plain rhymes are boring us,
while everyone is adoring us, your flow is full of gory pus, and over flowing with snoring mistrust, seems it iss a must, i'll blow you away in a gust, leaving nothing but dust,
bitch I look at your words in disgust, I hope you are reading this sluzz while your brain is combust-ing,
These bombs I be busting, f*ck yeah im jimmie rustling, so sick its disgusting,
Kids please put your trust-in, me, and quit re-adjusting, just agree,
im the baddest there will ever be, come at me, NB, get down on your knees,
so upper class, i am like the bourgeoisie, verse of the century,
writing better lines than this crass blast, with my ass.

Your words have no thought, just verse after verse, of meaningless retorts,
I'll put you in the back of a hearse, and leave your family distraught,
honestly you are the worst! I hope a lesson has been taught, like naruto you seem short, must be a curse.

I hope you have learnt something from today, challenge me, and you will leave in dismay, beating you has proven childs play, leave and go away, dont bother coming back like a team NBA, i'll turn this into forum groundhog day.

U_U

If this genius flow of literature does not take the cake for top in this thread, im calling bs.

You use big words and automatically name yourself a genius
while in fact your G.P.A is on the level of Butthead and Bevis
Stop talking bout your penis, come on lets get some cleavage
My rhymes will Deebo uppercut you to sweeden

I spit hard shit, you just spit farts
I drive a cadillac while you ride in food carts
I hustle for my money, you scrub toilets in Wal-mart
I'm in the club, you waiting in the parking lot

My rhymes are all true, none are fake
I go all in when my championships at stake
It's dangerous to eat me like a raw steak
Yo weak lines could never make me break
Keep messing with me n wake up in a wooden crate

It's real, and all from the heart
while you live off of fake shit, Tony Starrk
My rhymes are sharp enough to take your head n body apart
you rapping against me wasn't smart
mr. genius I'm rising like I drove off a rampart

spit yo big words and claim that I lame
I don't care about you, I just got that championship in the aim
your only doing this cause your RP skills are lame
so you get attention by rapping your name
people like you aren't real they just want fame
but you won't get it like a white shirt with a red stain
so just like spoiled milk your career is down the drain

 

[Axle]

I guess I'm the champ U_U

 

[Black Butler]

Lol. My nigga Axle puttin on! xd

 

[Axle]

Lol. My nigga Axle puttin on! xd

you know how we do Darui

 

[gaifan]

Lol. My nigga Axle puttin on! xd

you know how we do Darui

Stop acting like you´re G cuz once you face me you will get the D.:noc:

 

[ItachiG]

xd Last time baby.....

All these cats spittin the same shit, just in different ways, what im about to do is unique, i beast in this rap game all day. Yea yalls rap was tight, but mine will be greater, once you read it you will know that i was right that my shit is way better.

Running around with that green in my pocket, yea you know that i got it,
pistol tucked in my pants, i aint about to be fighting. Wooping yo ass is the topic, your girl doing me right so you know that she shopping, wine glass full so you know them bottles be popping. Gonna be pounding this game for 20 plus years, i mean your girl, just like Bernard Hopkins.

Ears hurtin from hearing yalls raps, forced to smoke these herbs till my lungs collapse. I bet my money that 80% of you are fat, how bout you drop the rap and run a couple of laps! haha!! Rolling through life like a tumble of weed, im the young press of this company, home catching hell cuz my girl on me, baby can you please let yo husband breath. Talking this shit on yall, just trying to start some beef, see if i can make you try harder on your rap before i leave!!

Pull another blunt from the fat ass dime, rolling with my seat reclined, got me that asian girl with a big behind, you know i take her to that wine and dine
My this rap so fine, could say worse things but i'd be out of line, lets keep it simple and i'll still shine, yea all yalls raps are so behind.

I know why it is that yall hate, cuz yalls nuts are about the size of grapes, and yall are so ugly and out of shape, yall got casted to play in the planet of the apes!! As i read yalls raps i swear i felt my eyes got raped, with those nonsense words, no wonder yall dont go on dates. No wonder this thread had no big rates, yall made it sorry, this was meant for the greats but now its to late! :sy: