First of all, don't change what people say in their quotes, that's just childish.
Answer: No, it provides me with the lulz, so I can't help it
Yes I know, that's why I said "essentially", but I guess you didn't read that

Anyhow, Sasuke was mortally wounded. Twice. The second time his whole chest was blown to pieces
Answer: Only because of his "sugar-daddy" came at the right time to change his diapers and break the genjutsu 
and he did "act" like he was down and then when Sasuke turned around to the other side, he used that opportunity to do the lariat.
I don't think thats the way men fight (especially with a Bijuu supporting you),
more like thats the way ugly monkeys fight
Sasuke arrogantly thought he could handle Bee himself, but was underestimating Bee (or perhaps overestimating himself?). Bee knocked some sense into him and, thanks to his comrades, he was able to reformulate his attack plan.
Answer: He is a pure-blood Uchiha, having pride in himself and seeing other ninjas as inferior is quite acceptable U_U
It's obviously more likely that he overestimated himself - He should have understood that he was still a novice over the mastery of the Mangekyou :rag:
Huh ... that's funny, I never saw Bee running anywhere. What I DID see was him fooling Sasuke into thinking that he had actually captured Bee
Answer: He already admitted that Sasuke was the second strongest person he fought (despite that he was injured and still a novice)
, and was obviously glad to escape :sy
Let it go dude U_U
Answer: I did, but I hate the fact that you "haters" aren't considering that fact that he wasn't injured when fighting Bee :flaw:
Anyhow, as I said before, nice AMV!