who wud you rather scenarios

[tunevstoon]

answer and/or add ur own who,what,etc.. wud you rather

what wud u rather do?
be in a 10 foot by 10 foot cage with an 800 pound gorilla for 8 minutes(gorillas blindfolded)
or
be a kicked in the gut by horse twice(u get $500,000 afterward)
gotta pick one

 

[Zwei]

i would have picked the 2nd one, i mean, who wouldnt? O_O atleast i dont get boulderized by a giant gorilla.

 

[Cassiopeia]

I can see this will be a funny thread.
In my ignorance I would chose the gorilla. Maybe he knows sign language & I could teach him how to use the internet on my phone & chat with my friends.
Who needs money these days anyway?
Gorilla & I could join the circus & travel. ​

 

[mcchikeneater]

You don't get paid to be in the cage with a gorilla? Obviously the horse then. The gorilla wouldnt be bad though, I would just be nice to it and hang out for a few minutes, then leave. But a gut shot to get paid half a mil, obvious choice there.

Who would you rather sleep with, Brad pitt or Rosie Odonnel. Both situations you're the bitch and the other guy is the butch.

 

[tunevstoon]

You don't get paid to be in the cage with a gorilla? Obviously the horse then. The gorilla wouldnt be bad though, I would just be nice to it and hang out for a few minutes, then leave. But a gut shot to get paid half a mil, obvious choice there.

Who would you rather sleep with, Brad pitt or Rosie Odonnel. Both situations you're the bitch and the other guy is the butch.

lol umm...rosie even tho brad compared to her seems more femininexd

 

[Immortallz]

If you havent noticed horses kick really hard, I'd rather be with the gorrilla. You could die because of the horse. I guess that money would help with your funeral.

 

[tunevstoon]

If you havent noticed horses kick really hard, I'd rather be with the gorrilla. You could die because of the horse. I guess that money would help with your funeral.

ur answer is full of wisenessU_U

 

[Bloo]

Depends where the horse kicks me.

 

[omgwthisgoingon]

I'd take the horse kick no problem.. Not like it hasn't happened before -__-

 

[Altaneen]

If the gorilla has no chance to remove its blindfold I'll pick that.

 

[mcchikeneater]

If the gorilla has no chance to remove its blindfold I'll pick that.

The gorilla is probably capable of dealing a lot more damage than a single kick from a horse. That thing could easily rip your arms off and rape you with them if it wanted to. And $500,000 > getting beaten by gorilla any day. I can survive getting hit by a truck, I can survive a kick from a horse.

 

[Altaneen]

The gorilla is probably capable of dealing a lot more damage than a single kick from a horse. That thing could easily rip your arms off and rape you with them if it wanted to. And $500,000 > getting beaten by gorilla any day. I can survive getting hit by a truck, I can survive a kick from a horse.

In my head the gorillas not just stomping around all angry like lol, if its just sitting there blind, i think i can be quiet for 8 minutes. $500 isn't worth either if ya ask me lol.xd

 

[RasenFTG]

Sit in the corner quietly so that the gorilla doesn't hear you haha

 

[mcchikeneater]

In my head the gorillas not just stomping around all angry like lol, if its just sitting there blind, i think i can be quiet for 8 minutes. $500 isn't worth either if ya ask me lol.xd

500 thousand, not 500. Though I'm broke so I would probably do it for 500.

 

[Altaneen]

500 thousand, not 500. Though I'm broke so I would probably do it for 500.

Oh I miss read that lol:sy:. I'd need to see the horse, whats 500k gonna do if I'm dead lol. If its a big snap my spine horse I'd probably chicken outxd.

 

[mcchikeneater]

Oh I miss read that lol:sy:. I'd need to see the horse, whats 500k gonna do if I'm dead lol. If its a big snap my spine horse I'd probably chicken outxd.

I would take the 500k no questions. Even if it really messed me up, then I would just collect disability. Maybe even sue the owner of the horse for an extra 500k if they aren't smart enough to make me sign a waiver.