Killer Wave Tavern: Konoha's Best Restaurant and Bar!

[Jubi-Sama]

Kira: I was hungry...

That doesn't explain anything. Your fired. Oh wait......... Umm I am just going to act like nothing happened

 

[Kato.]

*walks into restaurant wearing a fancy suit*

 

[Jubi-Sama]

*walks into restaurant wearing a fancy suit*

"Welcome sir. Would you like a Drink?"

 

[Hyakk]

*walks into bar area acting like the local drunk*

"I wa...nt somz *hiccup* sake *burp!*

 

[Kato.]

"Welcome sir. Would you like a Drink?"

Well im mean't to be working, but im sure a little whisky wont hurt.

*takes off swanky coat*

 

[Hyakk]

"HEY u withz the swankyyy co..*hiccup*..at, where is my sake"

*Wobbles over to swanky coat man*

 

[Kato.]

"HEY u withz the swankyyy co..*hiccup*..at, where is my sake"

*Wobbles over to swanky coat man*

*puts on a fake smile*

Oh course sir, I shall bring it immediately

 

[Hyakk]

*puts on a fake smile*

Oh course sir, I shall bring it immediately

"Yea....h *burp* that is rihtjhg....."*Falls on fall unconcious while falling I pull the Swanky coat that you left down with me it falls on my head*

 

[Jubi-Sama]

Well im mean't to be working, but im sure a little whisky wont hurt.

*takes off swanky coat*

*Pulls out a bottle of Whisky and pours it into a Fancy glass cup* "Here you are sir"

 

[Kato.]

"Yea....h *burp* that is rihtjhg....."*Falls on fall unconcious while falling I pull the Swanky coat that you left down with me it falls on my head*

*Picks coat up and calls an ambulace*

*Pulls out a bottle of Whisky and pours it into a Fancy glass cup* "Here you are sir"

Why thank you

*takes whisky*

 

[Hyakk]

*Pulls out a bottle of Whisky and pours it into a Fancy glass cup* "Here you are sir"

*While unconcious I start to grab for anything near*
* I then grab Jubi-Sama's leg and I cuddle it like a pillow*
"Sakeeeee!!!!" (Still unconcious)

 

[Kato.]

*cancels ambulance*

well at least he is still alive

 

[Jubi-Sama]

*While unconcious I start to grab for anything near*
* I then grab Jubi-Sama's leg and I cuddle it like a pillow*
"Sakeeeee!!!!" (Still unconcious)

*Cuts your hands off then I throw you out the door* "Sorry but these pants cost $10,000 So I don't want to ruin them. Come back when you are not wasted"

 

[Hyakk]

*Realising the actions of his ways the man comes back with one arm -_-*
*he walks in with a top hat and nice suit*
"Hello gents top of the morning to ya, I would like to express my humblest apologies"
"May I have a drink"
*Tips the kind men with $100*

 

[Kato.]

$_$

apology accepted

 

[Hyakk]

$_$

apology accepted

"May I have a spot of brandy fine fellow chap!"

 

[Kato.]

"May I have a spot of brandy fine fellow chap!"

Well, I belive Mr. Jubi is handling the bar.

 

[Jubi-Sama]

"May I have a spot of brandy fine fellow chap!"

*Pours you a drink* "And if you are lying you will burn in hell for eternity

 

[Hyakk]

"Lying is for the poor good fellow, I assure you that I am not this"
*pulls out mass amount of cash*

 

[Petrichor]

"Lying is for the poor good fellow, I assure you that I am not this"
*pulls out mass amount of cash*

Taking your wad of cash, I throw it up into the air and it all falls on the floor, landing face down.

Kira: We don't take kindly to forgeries, my dear man. I'm afraid that using paper of the same composition as that used in phone book pages has one fatal flaw: the weight of the paper gives it away. It will always land faced down, no matter how hard you try, when thrown into the air. The Killer Wave Tavern is no random choice for a name; it is named after my given name, Kurimuzon Hakira; The Crimson Wave Killer. I think it's time you learn why... beg for mercy now and I may spare you by giving you a painful death.

Slowly, he reaches for his gloves, pulls them tighter, and pulls out his blade.