Killer Wave Tavern: Konoha's Best Restaurant and Bar!

[Kato.]

Kira: Château Gres Saint Paul...*Cuvée Romanis...*AOC Coteaux du Languedoc... 2008... Red Wine... French. Ah, well done. This will do.


Using his carefully trained hands, he throws the bottle into the air, pulls out a knife, and throws it at the bottle. The knife expertly slices the top of the bottle, and, as the waiter lifts a glass, it falls into his free hand, is placed back in his belt, and finally, as the wine bottle falls downward, it begins to pour into the glass and lands in his hand.

Kira: ... Why are you so pale?

Expertly done as always Master Kira

 

[Neya]

Why do i feel like calling you Wine Sage Kira? ._.

 

[Petrichor]

Expertly done as always Master Kira

Kira: Naturally.

Why do i feel like calling you Wine Sage Kira? ._.

Kira: Because I am that good. :izuna:

 

[Jubi-Sama]

*Stands at the bar and turns on the T.V* "The bar is open for everybody "

 

[Petrichor]

*Stands at the bar and turns on the T.V* "The bar is open for everybody "

Kira: Of course, Master Ten Tails. How may we assist you on the fine night? Can I get you a bite to drink?

He smiles, revealing very sharp canines. It is hard to say if it is a trick of the light, but the almost seem drenched in a blood red fluid...

 

[Jubi-Sama]

Kira: Of course, Master Ten Tails. How may we assist you on the fine night? Can I get you a bite to drink?

He smiles, revealing very sharp canines. It is hard to say if it is a trick of the light, but the almost seem drenched in a blood red fluid...

*Looks around* "Look if you want to bite me go ahead but just to tell you I taste like a Dirty needle. Plus my blood if full of drugs so expect to get high after O_O stands behind the bar still cleaning a glass. Waiting for a customer to come in* "I forgot to tell you i am a Ginger so I am immune to the Bite O_O And I can call chuck norris since he is a fellow ginger xd"

 

[Petrichor]

*Looks around* "Look if you want to bite me go ahead but just to tell you I taste like a Dirty needle. Plus my blood if full of drugs so expect to get high after O_O stands behind the bar still cleaning a glass. Waiting for a customer to come in* "I forgot to tell you i am a Ginger so I am immune to the Bite O_O And I can call chuck norris since he is a fellow ginger xd"

Kira: I controlled Chuck Norris first. Damn you Ginger.

Pulls out an anti-tank Kevlar-penetrating canon and aims it at your chest.

Kira: I take the term fired to another level.

 

[Jubi-Sama]

Kira: I controlled Chuck Norris first. Damn you Ginger.

Pulls out an anti-tank Kevlar-penetrating canon and aims it at your chest.

Kira: I take the term fired to another level.

*Shuts mouth and puts the glass away as I sit down in a chair and start typing my will* "Don't shoot :T_T:

 

[Fearmonger]

Tetsu Uchiha
Waiter/Security

 

[Petrichor]

*Shuts mouth and puts the glass away as I sit down in a chair and start typing my will* "Don't shoot :T_T:

Kira: ... Fine, but I'm docking your pay.

Tetsu Uchiha
Waiter/Security

Okay.

 

[Jubi-Sama]

Kira: ... Fine, but I'm docking your pay.



Okay.

What if I give you..... Chuck Norris? Will you pay me again? I can get him as a slave for you.

Any way does any one want a drink? I can mix up anything.

 

[Hanon]

What if I give you..... Chuck Norris? Will you pay me again? I can get him as a slave for you.

Any way does any one want a drink? I can mix up anything.

how can you get Chuck norris to be a slave??? WTH

 

[Jubi-Sama]

how can you get Chuck norris to be a slave??? WTH

I am a fellow ginger. I promised to give him Gold and Black hair and he became my slave

 

[Petrichor]

What if I give you..... Chuck Norris? Will you pay me again? I can get him as a slave for you.

Any way does any one want a drink? I can mix up anything.

how can you get Chuck norris to be a slave??? WTH

I am a fellow ginger. I promised to give him Gold and Black hair and he became my slave

Kira: This is blasphemy! This is madness! Blasphemers and Madmen shall be ejected from the premises immediately and handed over to the Konohagakure ANBU Root Task Force at once!

 

[Jubi-Sama]

Kira: This is blasphemy! This is madness! Blasphemers and Madmen shall be ejected from the premises immediately and handed over to the Konohagakure ANBU Root Task Force at once!

So are you going to hand yourself over? And if you fire me I will unleash my ginger fury on you and I will let Chuck off his chains

 

[Petrichor]

So are you going to hand yourself over? And if you fire me I will unleash my ginger fury on you and I will let Chuck off his chains

Kira: Shut up and put your ginger in your soy sauce, then dip sushi in it. We are Japanese, after all. ~<3 Wait... the Japanese don't use soy sauce!

 

[Jubi-Sama]

Where are all the customers?

 

[Petrichor]

Where are all the customers?

Kira: ... No comment...

 

[Jubi-Sama]

Kira: ... No comment...

Kiraaaaaaaa, Did you eat them? How could you?"

 

[Petrichor]

Kiraaaaaaaa, Did you eat them? How could you?"

Kira: I was hungry...