Killer Wave Tavern: Konoha's Best Restaurant and Bar!

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Killer Wave Tavern: Konoha's Best Restaurant and Bar

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Housed on the cool waters of Evergreen Ocean, the main water source and only ocean in the land of fire, the Killer Wave Tavern is a sight to behold. It holds the world's largest wine collection, with a whopping two million different wines in their selection. They also have a vast menu of the finest foods imaginable, whether it be lobster imported from the Land of Waves or juicy steak from our very own Land of Fire. Along with our pleasing menu, we have an equally pleasing aesthetic appeal. It is as welcoming as your own home, with a general store, rentable hotel rooms, and numerous forms of recreation and entertainment available anywhere on our privately owned ocean, beach, mountain, and cottages. You can ski in the mountains, canoe in the ocean, play volleyball on the beach, and even go camping in our forest to name a minuscule number of the myriad of activities available. Our pleasant staff will assist you in any way possible, so sit down and enjoy your meal!

Staff:

Owner and Maitre D': Kira..

Waiters:

  • Kato Rokuemon
  • Tetsu Uchiha

Waitresses:

Recreational Advisors:

General Staff:

Bar Tenders:

  • Ten Tails Jinchuriki

Cashiers:

Security:

  • Tetsu Uchiha

To join the staff, please PM me the position you wish to apply for in the form below:

PHP:
[B]Name:[/B]
[B]Position:[/B]

Clients:

  • ZoroOP
  • Teno757
  • Kichiro Fujimoto
  • Kikyo Mibu
  • Surge

To become a client, simply post below!

Menu:

(To be added later...)

Kira: "Today's 'Vini Diez', or 'Wine of the Day', is Domaine de la Romanee-Conti Romanee-Conti Grand Cru, Cote de Nuits, France. Hand picked by our chef and sold on average at auction for over ten thousand American Dollars, it is quite easily the most expensive wine in the world. Today, it will be served at no additional fee to the consumer."

Using his carefully trained hands, he throws the bottle into the air, pulls out a knife, and throws it at the bottle. The knife expertly slices the top of the bottle, and, as the waiter lifts a glass, it falls into his free hand, is placed back in his belt, and finally, as the wine bottle falls downward, it begins to pour into the glass and lands in his hand.

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Above is the entrance on the border of the beach and ocean, limiting who is allowed to enter.

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This is our reception area, where you can apply for a room, reserve a table, or request services.

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Directly behind the reception area is a large mall, selling items of clothing, technology, etc. for all your everyday needs. Now, on to your living space! You have two options...

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The first is for those going for a more hotel feel. This is the average suite's main living area.*

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This is the main bedroom in the hotel-style suite. Different settings are available for those with different tastes.

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The second option is for those who are looking for a more homestead feel. It is one of our numerous mansions, available in numerous styles as well. Now onto what's inside...

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This is our smallest television. Sorry for its size...

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Now onto styles. For those with a water feel, this may not be for you. I would suggest the following:

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Yeah, this is more up your alley. Fed from our local volcano!

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Yeah, that's our man servant.

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Our infamously small wine collection...

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The Casino...

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The game room...

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The Greenhouse...

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The pool...

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And the Golf Course in the Volcano!!
 
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I would like some Wine please ^^
 

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*Walks over to a table and hopes to get waited too.*

*taps fingers on table*
U_U
 

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John (Aka: Mr. Rotten): "Get in here and take my order Mr. Restaurant Man, I'm ready to eat, I'm hungryyyy!" Loud coughing as he finish his demand for food. "What y'all looking at? Homeless man just got paid yesterday!" digging in his pockets as if he seems he lost something.

Jake (Aka: Loose): "That's right, we got money!" In a loud, rasped voice raised higher than Mr. Rotten.
 
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I would appreciate having some wine for now. Ill think about what to have after.
 

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UMMM
a double cheeseburger mate

Kira: Of course sir. Right away.

Writing down your order, he leaves and comes back with it minutes later.

Kira: Ah, a double cheese burger made from the juiciest meats of the finest cows in all of Konohagakure, served with lettuce from the greenest heads and ketchup from the ripest vines, and on top a slice of cheese, finely aged to perfection. I pray that you enjoy while I serve the others. Simply call if you require anything more.

John (Aka: Mr. Rotten): "Get in here and take my order Mr. Restaurant Man, I'm ready to eat, I'm hungryyyy!" Loud coughing as he finish his demand for food. "What y'all looking at? Homeless man just got paid yesterday!" digging in his pockets as if he seems he lost something.

Jake (Aka: Loose): "That's right, we got money!" In a loud, rasped voice raised higher then Mr. Rotten.

Kira: Men, I pray of you, do quiet down your clamor and respect the other coustomers or I will be forced to use this knife for something other than opening bottles. There is nothing I hate more than disrespect, poorly-manored low-life cretin.

As he says this, he tightens his black leather gloves and his black eyes glow a deep red as he reaches for his belt.

I would appreciate having some wine for now. Ill think about what to have after.

Kira: Of course, fine sir. May I ask you if you have any particular preferences?
 
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Kira:Kira: Men, I pray of you, do quiet down your clamor and respect the other coustomers or I will be forced to use this knife for something other than opening bottles. There is nothing I hate more than disrespect, poorly-manored low-life cretin.

As he says this, he tightens his black leather gloves and his black eyes glow a deep red as he reaches for his belt.

John (Aka: Mr. Rotten): "So you gonna kill me huh puck. Do it? I dare you? Just a little cut. Come on? Do worry, we take you for every penny you got."

Jake (Aka: Loose): "Don't do it. Don't do it. Tell'em you sorry Rotten? Tell'em?

John (Aka: Mr. Rotten): "Ok.... Ok..... I'm sorry if I disrespected you, but when a customers walks in a restaurant with money" Pulls out a food stamp card. "Then he must be buying."

Jake (Aka: Loose) "Darn straight!" farting loudly after making his comment.
 

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John (Aka: Mr. Rotten): "So you gonna kill me huh puck. Do it? I dare you? Just a little cut. Come on? Do worry, we take you for every penny you got."

Jake (Aka: Loose): "Don't do it. Don't do it. Tell'em you sorry Rotten? Tell'em?

John (Aka: Mr. Rotten): "Ok.... Ok..... I'm sorry if I disrespected you, but when a customers walks in a restaurant with money" Pulls out a food stamp card. "Then he must be buying."

Jake (Aka: Loose) "Darn straight!" farting loudly after making his comment.

Kira: "Of course, sirs. And I believe the phrase is 'Damn Straight'. What can I get for you? Can I interest you in a glass of Port?"
 

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Name: Kato Rokuemon
Position: Head Waiter :cool:
 

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*walks in and waits for someone to direct me to a table*
 

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*walks up to surge*

How may I be of service
 

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Wheres the food?

Kira: Our delectable platters are awaiting your consumption. How may Master Kato and myself be of service on this fine moonlit night?

*walks up to surge*

How may I be of service

Kira: Please, Master Kato, please serve the fine customer our finest wine. Bring me the bottle and a glass. I will prepare it. Do you have any preferences?
 

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Kira: Our delectable platters are awaiting your consumption. How may Master Kato and myself be of service on this fine moonlit night?



Kira: Please, Master Kato, please serve the fine customer our finest wine. Bring me the bottle and a glass. I will prepare it. Do you have any preferences?

Oh course Master Kira

*walks to the kitchen*

I have returned with our finest wines as you have requested Master Kira
 

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Oh course Master Kira

*walks to the kitchen*

I have returned with our finest wines as you have requested Master Kira

Kira: Château Gres Saint Paul... Cuvée Romanis... AOC Coteaux du Languedoc... 2008... Red Wine... French. Ah, well done. This will do.


Using his carefully trained hands, he throws the bottle into the air, pulls out a knife, and throws it at the bottle. The knife expertly slices the top of the bottle, and, as the waiter lifts a glass, it falls into his free hand, is placed back in his belt, and finally, as the wine bottle falls downward, it begins to pour into the glass and lands in his hand.

Kira: ... Why are you so pale?
 
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