Jaw Dropping NB Moments

[Melizzle]

So we've all seen people post things that are just so ridic that you facepalm, wallpalm, just die...etc. I've even been the criminal once or twice! So tell me what are some of these moment. add the actual quotes if you can. Leave out names as to avoid being too too mean. Here is one I experienced today. It is in regard to how ANBU isn't that great.

Why is everybody using their fights to judge them? Torune and fu force madara to lose an arm. Anybody less than elite jounin won't do better in their condition.

I mean seriously...why do we judge ninja based on their fights? lawl...

 

[~Yubel~]

Manga says alot of things that aren´t true sir.

- Shawnd

 

[mcchikeneater]

Someone nominated sasuke on a thread I made asking what characters would make good kages, and I even stated answer based on leadership qualities, not based on who your the biggest fan of. I LOL'd hard irl. they said sasuke, only sasuke not even any other examples.

 

[Necron]

Minato could actually defeat Kurama, but he didn't and comited suicide because he wanted to be with his wife.

I won't comment on that... It's just sooo funny, because the poster actually belived it! xd

 

[Crocodile]

Kikyo is a boss

~Gogetax

That guy must have been crazy.

 

[Kikyo]

I wonder why

 

[Crocodile]

I wonder why

Most likely you bribed him with your boobs or something

 

[Kikyo]

Most likely you bribed him with your boobs or something

I did than how come I don't remember doing that before.

 

[Crocodile]

I did than how come I don't remember doing that before.

Roofies.

 

[Hyperion]

Bitch Please.

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[mcchikeneater]

Most likely you bribed him with your boobs or something

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[ReXii]

Hyperion is correct
Cup given

 

[Melizzle]

Bitch Please.

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Hyperion is correct
Cup given

snoozefest!! I wanna see the ones that people dont see!!

 

[ReXii]

Meh nobody can compete with DL im afraid
Nobody else got a wall of text from Cali and such a huge audience xd

 

[I Just Died]

Bitch Please.

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Bro got his own story...
Damn... He wins hands down.

 

[hawaiianmike]

Bitch Please.

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Just got through reading all of it. Damn...... I remember them having problems with him but that is just seriously ridiculous.

Edit: Since he got a story written about him by Cali himself he win's hands sown.

 

[Hyperion]

Just got through reading all of it. Damn...... I remember them having problems with him but that is just seriously ridiculous.

Edit: Since he got a story written about him by Cali himself he win's hands sown.

You guys missed out on his war thread.
We all blasted him.

 

[ackeem1992]

You guys missed out on his war thread.
We all blasted him.

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[Melizzle]

its not a contest guys its just having fun sharing our experiences I failed. someone just delete my thread I even needed 3 sad faces.

 

[Hyperion]

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Ahhh... I remember that.
I was the first to post on it!