How to get myself a woman.

[EternalMangekyouRinnegan]

Why are you so desparate for a woman?
If you want *** then just get a hooker(or meet someone at a club) or masturbate at porn.
If you want a life partner, you'll need more than couple of cheezy advices from anime forum.

 

[Daki Kibe]

Where in the world do you live Nicaragua? That's not the girl, that's called the economy. For a middle of the road restaurant about $30 bucks for both people, then movie tickets cost like $20, now if you want drinks and popcorn its gonna cost you another $15-20. Then you got to account for the gas it takes to pick up your girl and go to the location you want then drop her off and then drive home. Dates are expensive so I don't know if your boyfriend just tells you they are cheap so you don't feel bad about costing him all his money or what.

I honestly don't think money is the issue here.
Just go dutch. :|

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

... I've got an old magazine of playboy in my pants as well, do they want that also? =-0

I see... Suspicioussssssss =-=

I don't think NVG is being that serious, he's squeezing for laughters, but aren't we all:shrug:
P.S. Are you flirting with me?

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lmao actually keep the playboy magazine man. some girls are into it! it will only increase your chances!

yes supicious indeed

and lol of course im not serious.. well maybe a lil.. in a way i am and than i am not.. idk decide for yourself i guess​

 

[~Yubel~]

So, how´s it going bro?

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

Damn. On second thought, having the word penis in my sig isn't the best idea in the world. lol Maybe next time bruh, it was funny though.

lol thanks.. but what word would have been better than penis? haha its the truth. they just dont want it to spread

 

[~Yubel~]

I have the perfect idea, use the pity card.
Every girl will fall for it, i know it´s dirty but that´s why i like it!xd

 

[alipjana]

I have the perfect idea, use the pity card.
Every girl will fall for it, i know it´s dirty but that´s why i like it!xd

lol..his idead his nic...u can take it...and then the whn time comes...:kisss: her..:izuna:

 

[Revyy]

I have the perfect idea, use the pity card.
Every girl will fall for it, i know it´s dirty but that´s why i like it!xd

You should restate that. The last guy who pulled the pity card on me got pants in front of the whole cafeteria. That move is pathetic and downright sad, It actually angers me. So no It does not work on everygirl.

I honestly don't think money is the issue here.
Just go dutch. :|

^ Seee this

Why are you so desparate for a woman?
If you want *** then just get a hooker(or meet someone at a club) or masturbate at porn.
If you want a life partner, you'll need more than couple of cheezy advices from anime forum.

^ Quite true.

 

[99minutes]

Is this thread still going on?! :|
Good Lord.

I'm going to throw rocks at a beehive.
Anyone wanna' join me? =DD

 

[~Yubel~]

lol..his idead his nic...u can take it...and then the whn time comes...:kisss: her..:izuna:

That´s a sure win!

You should restate that. The last guy who pulled the pity card on me got pants in front of the whole cafeteria. That move is pathetic and downright sad, It actually angers me. So no It does not work on everygirl.

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Oh sorry, i know it doesn´t.

 

[Avani 🥈]

It's not trolling, I'm really doing this for future reference, and if that doesn't convince you.. See it as a thread for people in similar situations. There's lots of good advice in this thread and by simply reading it, people who dare not ask others about these kinds of matters, can use this thread.

I don't think NVG is being that serious, he's squeezing for laughters, but aren't we all:shrug:

You think that people will search for it in future to look for advice? The same people who miss the sticky and post sixth thread to ask where is the latest manga?


Now I lost a bit of confidence in you being reasonable.

 

[99minutes]

You think that people will search for it in future to look for advice? The same people who miss the sticky and post sixth thread to ask where is the latest manga?


Now I lost a bit of confidence in you being reasonable.

I don't mean to be unkind but someone actually getting tips from this thread is... well, kind of pathetic :|

Getting a woman. Making friends. These are people skills. These are things that can take months or even years of trial-and-error to master. And it's definitely not something you should be asking on NB... particularly if you're over 18 o.o

Live. Go out. Make mistakes. Because that's how you learn ~

 

[~Yubel~]

I don't mean to be unkind but someone actually getting tips from this thread is... well, kind of pathetic :|

Getting a woman. Making friends. These are people skills. These are things that can take months or even years of trial-and-error to master. And it's definitely not something you should be asking on NB... particularly if you're over 18 o.o

Live. Go out. Make mistakes. Because that's how you learn ~

True but people don´t want to make mistakes and they don´t want to be patient either so they look up places and such.

 

[NarutoDude]

dude listen to me i swear it dude, i had tons and tons and tons of girls, and im only 16

THE MOST INPORTANT THING and im not lying = self confidence (dont know if spell right) girls hate guys who cant be a little mannish *my english is not so good but i think you get the point*

then you need to be a smooth talker, but you cant be a smooth talker if you dont have self confidence..

girls love when you make them laugh,but thats just extra

AND FINNALLY: lie dude. u must lie as hell, if she's not that beautifull just lie to her she is
for example: say that her smile is cute, compliment her about her figure *even if she's little bit fat* dont try to be sarcastic though xD say stuff about her eyes. or that she's sweet. or stuff like *i never met someone cute as you* always helps

and if you have a nice smile. try to smile as much as you can. but not in a *HAHAHAH* way, but in a smooth hehe way.

but all this stuff reffers to CONFIDENCE you cant succeed in all of those things good. if ur burping stuff out.

i hope i helped ya, and im not lieing, i had tons of girls with this metods goodluck

 

[99minutes]

True but people don´t want to make mistakes and they don´t want to be patient either so they look up places and such.

But making mistakes is how you learn!! xD
It's impossible to not make mistakes. It just proves we're human =DD

 

[atdarren]

Be yourself and let your personality shine thorough and make her interests ur interests and also be kind and understanding

 

[Trinky]

You can:
-kidnap.
-kidnap with flowers.
-show her how devoted and true you are.

I recommend #2.

Kinky AND romantic!

Naw, I really don't advise kidnapping her.
Make her feel like she's your one and only -- girls like to feel special.

 

[House]

How to get yourself a woman? Call a hotline, or pay your neighbor.

 

[Yo pappy]

lol thanks.. but what word would have been better than penis?

Master of ceremonies, willy, wanker, wiener, pickle, shaft, staff, pipe, rod, weenie, magic stick, flag pole, nob, wang, package, pecker, and my personal favorite, the bird feeder! lol

But seriously TC, it all depends on what you want. If you want a real relationship I advise you to be yourself, that way you know the girl you end up with is with you for the right reasons. If the girls you talk to aren't interested or turn you down don't get discouraged, and don't change yourself to please them. All that means is that there's a better one for you elsewhere. Take your time man, the worst thing you could ever do is try and rush a good thing.

 

[99minutes]

Kinky AND romantic!

Naw, I really don't advise kidnapping her.
Make her feel like she's your one and only -- girls like to feel special.

Oh, you
If you weren't taken, I'd kidnap you any day =DD

And who knows? I might throw some flowers in, too

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