Month/Day/what you're wear ^^ - Dont Cheat

[Sannin29]

Choose Your Birth Month.... Comment Commment Comment !
Jan - I ate
Feb - I ****ed
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
... ... May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl


Please be Truthful!

I was born June 5th, I'm wearing a Brown shirt! So...
- I beat a condom because I had to -

 

[Punk Hazard]

i cuddled with a bag of weed cuz i have AMAZING boobs

 

[Hipster Madara]

:T_T: i shot the cookie monster because im good in bed? but i like him :T_T:

 

[Sannin29]

i cuddled with a bag of weed cuz i have AMAZING boobs

Me gusta!

 

[Braveknight]

1-1-1995 >.>

 

[Hellsbadass]

I slept with a stripper because I've got abs


i didn't see the shirtless part >.> i had to take off my shirt because of the bleach

 

[Sannin29]

:T_T: i shot the cookie monster because im good in bed? but i like him :T_T:

O_O you're mean

 

[Nathan]

I ran shirtless with the cookie monster because I'm sexy like that.

LOL.

 

[Selendrile]

I beat a bag of weed because I smoked crack. >_>

 

[AiMi]

Born Feb.23rd&Im wearing a white shirt..

I ****ed the cookie monster because hoes keep stealing my tacos!!!

:rofl:

 

[joer123]

Choose Your Birth Month.... Comment Commment Comment !
Jan - I ate
Feb - I ****ed
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
... ... May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl


Please be Truthful!

I was born June 5th, I'm wearing a Brown shirt! So...
- I beat a condom because I had to -

I was born Sep 21, I'm wearing a blue shirt... so....
I shot a drink because I'm a pimp.

Xd funny

 

[Joon]

i cuddled with a bag of weed cuz i have AMAZING boobs

LMAO. Whattttttttt?! Your weed most have been good.

 

[Sannin29]

1-1-1995 >.>

You are FOREVER ALONE!

 

[ImLazyGetOverIt]

I smoked weed with Paris Hilton because I love marijuana xd

*I was on April 10th and I'm wearing a grey hoodie*

 

[Blackie Chan]

i slept with a bag of weed because i love marijauna, strangely weird im wearing my grey kid cudi shirt

 

[Hipster Madara]

this is a funny thread xd

 

[-RoseLilly-]

I ****ed my lover Because I'm good in bed xd

 

[Sannin29]

I tired to put up something entertaining!

hope you all enjoy

 

[Sannin29]

I ****ed my lover Because I'm good in bed xd

Me Gusta!

 

[LilithDeepRoses]

i slept with a condom because hoes keep stealing my tacos O_O