Ask Uchiha Itachi anything.

[Sage Of The Six Pringles]

Do you use clones to jerk off if not which hand xd

 

[Hammy120290]

How far can you walk into a forest

 

[ItachiLivesOn16]

Wow this is extremely sad...

 

[Punk Hazard]

i dont have questions i have statements 1. you need some friends 2. youre desparate for attentiin 3. you got the plane question wrong and you failed to come up with a clever twist to it

 

[Rovian]

Wow, you suck being Itachi dude.. try play Temari part, would fit you much better tbh..

 

[zirx2]

Itachi do you think that people brought back by impure resserection are better than the living?

 

[charbroiledshrimp]

Did Kisame's load taste fishy?

 

[andy canaris]

do you falling in love with Kisame????

 

[Sage Of The Six Pringles]

Itachi are you confused in your body?

 

[~Yubel~]

If you are a pacifist then why would your dumb-ass wipe out your clan when you could betray both leaf and uchiha and then try to talk to uchiha about what they were doing?

You were traumatized by the 3th great ninja war at the age of 3 yet you, a pacifist try to create peace through more bloodshed? What a hypocrite you are.

 

[kadowade]

Did Kisame's load taste fishy?

do you falling in love with Kisame????

I just knew the Gay questions was gonna come sooner or later.

 

[Uchiha Itachi In Person]

who was ur first crush at the academy?...xdxdxd

My first crush oh i still remember her smile but she's in the pass now so it doesn't matter

Who's Tobi that is if u even know?

You've seen Tobi yourself just think of who he might be guess and if your right i'll answer.

u suck man

Thank you for pointing that out, how long did it take you to find that out.

Would you call Chuck Norris a friend?

I was once told that Chuck Norris went to virgin ireland and when he returned it was just ireland, now thats a not a friend.

wow ur itachi in person..??:rofl: lol dude..xd
fine I'll play along..xd

did oro try to molest you when he was still in akatsuki..?

Pale skin i call him, he'll always want with a clone.

Why are you an idiot?

They say its take the big idiot to notice a idiot.

Do you use clones to jerk off if not which hand xd

Clones are more fun then you think but no, what hand do you shake it with.

How far can you walk into a forest

Half then i walk back out. Give me a harder one.

Wow this is extremely sad...

i dont have questions i have statements 1. you need some friends 2. youre desparate for attentiin 3. you got the plane question wrong and you failed to come up with a clever twist to it

1: It's very cool if you want to be my friend. 2: Your desperate for my attention. 3: I didn't get the plane question wrong, now think about it he said a "plane" not a "plane with 2 person inside it"

Wow, you suck being Itachi dude.. try play Temari part, would fit you much better tbh..

I could have been you, You could have been me. No one suck at been Who they are.

 

[Blaze Release]

Lmao this thread is jokes

 

[Uchiha Itachi In Person]

Itachi do you think that people brought back by impure resserection are better than the living?

They think like before but their body are controlled.

Did Kisame's load taste fishy?

I never tasted his load but i can find you some then you can tell me.

do you falling in love with Kisame????

As a male you shouldn't be asking questions like that.

Itachi are you confused in your body?

I'm sexy and i know it.

 

[iFiVa]

Dont feed the troll-_-

 

[kakuzu49]

what's wrong with you?are stupid or what?how the hell can you kill your familly just for a political reason about konoha?

naruto would never kill his familly,he would find a solution,you don't deserve your repution of smart ninja cuz you're an idiot.

 

[Uchiha Itachi In Person]

Dont feed the troll-_-

We all need food.

what's wrong with you?are stupid or what?how the hell can you kill your familly just for a political reason about konoha?

naruto would never kill his familly,he would find a solution,you don't deserve your repution of smart ninja cuz you're an idiot.

Like i sad before i had to test my power and to over come emotions.

Naruto didn't kill his family, his family died protecting him he was loved dearly.

 

[Call Me Legit]

Can I have your eyes?

 

[Two]

dude u missed my other one

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little bit harder

 

[Uchiha Itachi In Person]

So... dunno if this has been asked before, but, while you were dead, did you go to heaven (if there even is one)? Or did you go to hell? And what was it like?

I was at the gate of judgement before i was brought back.

Can I have your eyes?

I'm sorry you can't.