NoooooooooooooooGood afternoon gentlemen and gentlewomen!
This is your pilot speaking, today's flight is expected to go smoothly as *interrupted by co-pilot*
N-No! Don't be smoking all the weed dude!
*back to speech*
Excuse me, today's flight is expected *cough* to go smoothly as the weather is nice and clear.
Don't panic and please enjoy your flight and the sight of our totally hot air hosts.