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The Rock and Roll Clown.
Nickname: Doctor Rockso, the Rock and Roll clown.
Age: Forty Five.
Gender: Male.
Age: Forty Five.
Gender: Male.
Appearance.
What can you expect from a rock and roll clown? Not as much as you're going to get from Doctor Rockso. His appearance is completely serious.With white make up adorning his face, it's no wonder nobody truly knows how he looks. Especially with the spiky rubber ball of a vibrant red on his nose. The black make up around his mouth and eyes only adds to his demeanor of the unknown. His dilated pupils peer deep into your soul.
As for apparel, who says you need to wear dark colors to be a ninja? Doctor Rockso surely doesn't. In fact, he wears a skin tight neon green spandex outfit with much of his chest and belly exposed. His exposed chest and belly are thick and lush with body hair, quite attractive indeed.
His feet are stuck in simple bright pink fluffy boots. Those boots are more than just a fashion statement though, they keep his feet quite warm. I suppose they could also muffle his foot steps, but that really doesn't matter if you can't see a clown in neon green approaching you, or smell his distinct body odor, or here his deep breathing from years of abusing his nasal cavities.
Personality
Rockso is a clown, of the rock and roll variety, and thus behaves as such. His personality is redundant and abrasive, always quick to laugh at your mistakes and flaws.
While one might mistake him for simply being an obtuse clown, he is slightly less shallow than that. He loves anything sinister, dark, and gory. Yet, at the same time he loves puppies, kittens, and white powdery stuff.
Okay, I guess he is kind of shallow.
Village Info
Village of Birth: N/A
Village of Alliance: Myobokuzan
Village of Alliance: Myobokuzan
Rank and Chakra information
Rank: Jounin
Specialty: Clowning around, inhaling powdery stuff through his nose.
Elements: Water
Ninjutsu: Default E Rank, currently training in water.
Specialty: Clowning around, inhaling powdery stuff through his nose.
Elements: Water
Ninjutsu: Default E Rank, currently training in water.
History
Most ninja have had amazing pasts of legend. Whether their families were killed, and they became ninja to avenge them (which is 95% of the cases) or they grew from nobodies into truly powerful beings.
That is not the case of Doctor Rockso, the Rock and Roll clown. In fact, he's not even really a doctor. He was a deadbeat rocker from a world far removed from the Narutoverse. Yet, somehow he came to be here, in he Narutoverse.
It all happened one fateful night at a party celebrating, well, nobody can remember what the party was celebrating. However, unlike for most, the night would stretch into a travesty of confusion and inebriation for Doctor Rockso.
Doctor Rockso showed up to the party, completely unannounced, and the night was young. Everybody recognized him, as his appearance would be hard to forget. The first thing he did was begin flirting with every female there. By the time he was turned down by every female there, he was ready to binge drink and snort the good stuff.
Yet, something began digging at him, something didn't feel right. As though, the universe was maligned. It didn't stop him though, he began pounding shot after shot, and snorting line after line.
It had seemed like he was drinking and snorting for hours, yet when he checked the clock, only minutes had passed. He would be surely be unable to maintain this pace for the rest of the party, especially as blood gently trickled from one of his nostrils. He knew he would have to switch to his other nostril for the remainder of the night.
Yet, that thought was ended abruptly as something had struck him in the back of the head. He never would recall what exactly, as he went unconscious immediately after, his limp body carried out of the party by two large men whom dumped him into a pile of trash in a dark alley. It wasn't the first time this had happened to Doctor Rockso though, his life had been like this ever since his downward spiral from the music industry. Fans lacked appreciation for a washed out rocker.
Yet, as he lay there, he kept sinking and sinking into the pile of trash. Apparently, due to ninjas using so much space time ninjutsu, it had created a wormhole, and Doctor Rockso had inadvertently disappeared into it. Was it days, weeks, months, years? Time was immeasurable in the space and time continuum. Though that didn't really matter, as when Doctor Rockso had reemerged from his comatose state of disdainful delinquency he was in a whole other world.
"What is it?" Some little girl questioned somebody that Doctor Rockso couldn't see.
His eyes slowly parted, he could barely make out the hazy silhouette of the girl in front of him as a human being "Unngh."
Somebody began poking his nose with a stick, "It made a noise!" This time it was a young boy speaking.
Doctor Rockso wearily raised his arm, swatting at the twig the child used to poke at his nose, "You, go get me some ..." Rockso couldn't finish his statement, breaking off into a slurred hangover induced mumble.
The kids, knowing this guy was probably suffering of some form of dementia, decided to run off and find an adult to confront the man. Rockso heard them giggling as they scattered to wherever. Yet, he could barely see, everything seemed so bright.
After realizing he was no longer in a pile of trash, he began to feel his way around. There was lush grass below him, which would be very uncommon in a city. He could hear wildlife, yet no automobiles. Things were definitely strange. He began to strain his eyes to see his surroundings.
As things very slowly began to focus, he could make out trees all around him, and the coming footsteps of a full grown adult. The man approaching him grabbed Rockso by the bicep and hoisted him to his feet. After moments of general confusion, Doctor Rockso felt a longing for home as though he didn't belong here.
The man was speaking to Rockso, but the Rock and Roll clown was so hungover he couldn't interpret a single thing said to him. The man seemed to realize this, if not by the smell, by the behavior. He was escorted to the man's town. The doctor could barely perceive anything, let alone time. It might have been days, or weeks, but Doctor Rockso had sobered up in this strange world.
Sobriety was harsh, and scared him. Yet, he took an intrepid stance in this new world. He highly doubted he would be able to indulge in the carnal delicacies of his society, but it was only a matter of time before he could find his way home. Unfortunately, he had no idea just how far removed he was from his own world. He was in a whole other space and time, another dimension, another universe.
As Rockso continued to relate and identify where he came from, the man seemed more and more confused. After a while of explaining his own world, Rockso began to lose his demeanor, and sink into utter despair as this man he spoke to seemed to have no knowledge of anything.
After several days of thinking over Rockso's story, and some heavy contemplating, the man suggested Doctor Rockso go on a voyage to Mount Myobokuzan. He told Rockso the place was as strange as strange could get. Beyond the talking toads, there were many oddities that were beyond a normal person's comprehension.
And so Doctor Rockso embarked, having no idea where this Mount Myobokuzan was. Then again, judging by the stories, getting there wouldn't exactly be a walk in the park. So, without any belongings, or needed tools for survival, he embarked on his perilous voyage.
Yet, he never made it. It was about four hours later he found himself in a bar begging for the sweet liquors they offered. He was ready to perform the most demeaning acts known to mankind for a single drop of the good stuff, when he was approached.
It was a strange man, who offered to take him to Mount Myobokuzan, where he could seek answers. Yet the man had more goals than just that. He had heard the stories of Rockso, and how he came to be. And so, they departed for the toad inhabited mountain. Rather, he used a reverse summoning to bring them there.
Rockso had hoped this mountain would be the answers to his questions on how to get home. Yet, the speaking toads were as mystified by Rockso's story as the man from the village. They promised they would research a way for him to get home, in exchange he work around the mountain and perform simple missions for them. In order to perform these missions, the arts of a ninja were drilled into him relentlessly. It took years before he was capable of performing the most rudimentary of Ninjutsu, and due to this lack of discipline and inability to learn, they only assigned him the most lacking of missions. Yet he earned his keep, all in the hopes of getting home.
Yet, in reality the toads doubted they would be capable of sending him home, so they researched liberally. However, in this man, they found a jackass they could have perform tasks nobody else wanted to. And so they kept him, almost like a pet.
Theme Song
War Song
Battles
Wins: None
Losses: None
Losses: None
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