take a look ladies(you can too guys)

[Punk Hazard]

ha ha ha very funny
seriously do you expect every girl/women to be the same
pff so typical

no i dont, but these are the rules. btw, attitude like that is also on the list

 

[GodaimeRaikage]

I'm assuming this list was made by someone who is only slightly more educated than a fetus in a jar.

 

[The Thinker]

Listen up ladies, this is the Bible. Praise Jesus!

Lmfao one rep for u good sir lol!!! xd

 

[The Thinker]

This is perfection xd

Lol agreed!

 

[Anonimuss]

Nailed it

 

[Sindy]

it isnt supposed to be funny, its a lesson

i's funny to me

 

[lvnaruto]

i was just searching then i found this

Women's rules for men

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!




1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.

i finda it kinda stupid

 

[Punk Hazard]

I'm assuming this list was made by someone who is only slightly more educated than a fetus in a jar.

no, this is just telling women what its like on our side. for years women have given us "rules" and based their arguments, not on logic, but whats in they have in their mind. disagree with the list? maybe you havent matured enough to know what its like with women, maybe you have to be the odd one, maybe your just that ignorant

 

['Kurapika]

yep

them: nag, sexually deprive us(mostly in marriage, this invented homosexuals in my opinion), scream at us when they are in pain during childbirth(we wanted ****, you said it would hurt. irony)

us: *bitchslap!* *lifts leg up while they vacuum* *eats chips, burp, fart, make the money that she spends on shoes, makeup and other shit that they see men survive without but feel the need to buy anyway*

that is as funny as the thread :rofl:
i wish i can +rep you more and more xd

 

[Punk Hazard]

i was just searching then i found this

Women's rules for men

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!




1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.

i finda it kinda stupid

1,28: what the f*ck? contradicting yourselves much?

30: no, its cuz we are naturally better than the woman we are playing against in that field a

20: head and **** should be given at all times

13:even if you are tired or sleepy, see 20
17: then condoms dont

 

['Kurapika]

i was just searching then i found this

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

wtf

 

[Punk Hazard]

wtf

she means saying; oh! youre so pretty! wont get you out of trouble, spending our paycheck on diamonds, jewellery, shoes and other useless shit will, then well leave and take your car and house too, then take like 400 dollars a week from you till you die

 

[Escorpiius]

It's been done before - it's called the 'Guy Code'.

There's

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of it and of Girls Code in Urban Dictionary

It's something outdated to me though some still provide a good laugh here and there. Here are some more if you wish or if you find it funny --->

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This is a bit on the same line but I find this funnier and more explicit.

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And it's reply!

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It is when you compare both that you get a genuine laugh.

 

[Train]

Your classifying all 'guys' into one mold, and all 'girls' into one mold.
They're all different.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Your classifying all 'guys' into one mold, and all 'girls' into one mold.
They're all different.

jesus christ, im not, but almost all guys you find will have these rules. maybe your not mature enough

 

['Kurapika]

she means saying; oh! youre so pretty! wont get you out of trouble, spending our paycheck on diamonds, jewellery, shoes and other useless shit will, then well leave and take your car and house too, then take like 400 dollars a week from you till you die

lol i meant how they contradict them selves but thanks
they say doing something nice will always get you out of truble than they say a movie and dinner won't , wtf xd

 

[lvnaruto]

1,28: what the f*ck? contradicting yourselves much?

30: no, its cuz we are naturally better than the woman we are playing against in that field a

20: head and **** should be given at all times

13:even if you are tired or sleepy, see 20
17: then condoms dont

exactly these ideas are stupid right
p.s i never made them ( dont support it)

 

[GodaimeRaikage]

no, this is just telling women what its like on our side. for years women have given us "rules" and based their arguments, not on logic, but whats in they have in their mind. disagree with the list? maybe you havent matured enough to know what its like with women, maybe you have to be the odd one, maybe your just that ignorant

Irony!

And don't put me into the same category as a lame like yourself.That stupid list is more offensive to me as a male then I think it will ever be to a female.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Irony!

And don't put me into the same category as a lame like yourself.That stupid list is more offensive to me as a male then I think it will ever be to a female.

like ive said, you arent mature enough to see what this is saying, calling me a lame, when thats an insult i expect from a five year old. and by ignorant(which means lack of knowledge), you just havenet been around women as long as other guys or had a relationship that went as far as that, so you probably dont know what it means. fact is, at least eight of the tings here are true: we need to seat down, and we dont complain about them always leaving it down, if they say nothing is wrong, dont get mad, you said nothing was wrong.

 

['Kurapika]

Irony!

And don't put me into the same category as a lame like yourself.That stupid list is more offensive to me as a male then I think it will ever be to a female.

what the **** is wrong with you :| just imagine your self as a redneck and laugh about it , it's not like if it's a new political system , that you will follow for the rest of your pathetic life