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have any of you found my suspicious ooze container -_-
 

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0_0...and the freaky side effects of speeding it up are?

and i still hate you

The freaky side effects of speeding it up are, possibly permanent mental trama, mental pain, loose fitting clothing, and large breasts.

O__O
 

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The freaky side effects of speeding it up are, possibly permanent mental trama, mental pain, loose fitting clothing, and large breasts.

O__O

hahahahaha bro ur funny

*serious face*

R u sure bout those things
 

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so then two days?

It's not a big deal, speeding up the process.

You'll just have really big boobs and you'll go through one of those "AAAAAH!!! AAUUUUUUGHH!!!!" things where your form is changing (you know, like in the movies :p)
 

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It's not a big deal, speeding up the process.

You'll just have really big boobs and you'll go through one of those "AAAAAH!!! AAUUUUUUGHH!!!!" things where your form is changing (you know, like in the movies :p)

0_0...
 

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what are the side effects again?

Possibly permanent mental trama, mental pain, loose fitting clothing, and large breasts (while you're a woman).

Also, upon becoming a woman with this method, you'll instantly orgasm. O______O
 

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Possibly permanent mental trama, mental pain, loose fitting clothing, and large breasts (while you're a woman).

Also, upon becoming a woman with this method, you'll instantly orgasm. O______O

can't we just reverse it now?
 

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*passed out*
Ah, yes.

So, most of your bones are completely shattered, you can't see, hear, or.. smell, and your body's just about toast.
can't we just reverse it now?

No; then, it'd be like giving a dude a *** change to a dude. You'd look like a caveman, with the big forehead, etc. And you'd get way stupider too >.<
 

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*coughs up some blood*

Oh yeah, and the constant bleeding.

Looks like you'll either need to become completely cyborg (like darth vader), or we'll have to give you a new body altogehter, just transfering in your brain and spirit.

Which one do you want.
 
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Oh yeah, and the constant bleeding.

Looks like you'll either need to become completely cyborg (like darth vader), or we'll have to give you a new body altogehter, just transfering in your brain and spirit.

Which one do you want.

a cool cyborg
 

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Ah, yes.

So, most of your bones are completely shattered, you can't see, hear, or.. smell, and your body's just about toast.


No; then, it'd be like giving a dude a *** change to a dude. You'd look like a caveman, with the big forehead, etc. And you'd get way stupider too >.<

oh man...i guess i'll wait

Oh yeah, and the constant bleeding.

Looks like you'll either need to become completely cyborg (like darth vader), or we'll have to give you a new body altogehter, just transfering in your brain and spirit.

Which one do you want.

what are you doing to grim?
 

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a cool cyborg
You sure? That way costs a lot more O_O

With the other way, I just clone you, speed it up until it's the same age as you, stop the speeding up, and transfer you into it. Much easier.
oh man...i guess i'll wait



what are you doing to grim?
Ummmmm, that might not be possible for you to wait <_< >_>
 

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You sure? That way costs a lot more O_O

With the other way, I just clone you, speed it up until it's the same age as you, stop the speeding up, and transfer you into it. Much easier.

Ummmmm, that might not be possible for you to wait <_< >_>

0_0...and whys that?
 

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You sure? That way costs a lot more O_O

With the other way, I just clone you, speed it up until it's the same age as you, stop the speeding up, and transfer you into it. Much easier.

Ummmmm, that might not be possible for you to wait <_< >_>

yes *smirks*
 

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0_0...and whys that?
Because I was so sure you wanted to speed it up, I just signaled one of my monkeys to put the "*** Change Speedup" patch on your arm while you weren't looking cause I thought it'd be cool when you said "Yes I want to speed it up" >_>

Painful change shall occur in 5....4....3....2....1....
yes *smirks*

Mmmmkay, then.
It's gonna cost you, though.


*sticks grimm in a liquid chakra bath to stop bleeding and maintain vitals*
*while he's still in the bath, I start removing his limbs that are broken*
*I stick my arm into grimm's back and pull out his spine, and replace it with an intricated mechanical one, with a shiny thing on top*
*I put an intimidating helmet on grimm*
*I hook up to grimm's limb-stumps mechanical arms, with weird vials attached to them, and I do the same for his legs*
*I attach a large chest pannel onto grimm*

*I press a random button on a control panel on the liquid chakra bath*

All better ^_^
 
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