just a verse i wrote

[Punk Hazard]

hey there babe
the name's slade
im gonna be the best in this game
im the leader of C.O.D
the other members really look up to me
dont mind the others
they just get jealous
'specially when i drop my acapellas
**** limits, i went past the sky
saw god and gave him a high five
then went over and gave dap to jesus
holy shit its ramona and beezus
selena gomez, yeah now she has cleavage
saying im the best may just be speculation
but its more of a declaration
just look at this generation
its all about bitches
and all about their riches
its no longer a great feat
to be a lyrical beast


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[Uchiha Paulsama]

hey there babe
the name's slade
im gonna be the best in this game
im the leader of C.O.D
the other members really look up to me
dont mind the others
they just get jealous
'specially when i drop my acapellas
**** limits, i went past the sky
saw god and gave him a high five
then went over and gave dap to jesus
holy shit its ramona and beezus
selena gomez, yeah now she has cleavage
saying im the best may just be speculation
but its more of a declaration
just look at this generation
its all about bitches
and all about their riches
its no longer a great feat
to be a lyrical beast


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nice

 

[uzumakinaruto24]

Ummm It never went together

 

[Zerabitu]

I know this for a fact, that anyone who reads or even just enters this thread, will have a 100% probability of getting a severe and permanent damage to their IQ.​

 

[uzumakinaruto24]

Ummm It never went together

 

[Punk Hazard]

Ummm It never went together

can you explain please?

 

[Punk Hazard]

I know this for a fact, that anyone who reads or even just enters this thread, will have a 100% probability of getting a severe and permanent damage to their IQ.​

if you dont like it, just say so. dont be some smart-ass cunt

 

[Jack Spicer]

I counter this with my Bat-Rap. (Note: A general knowledge of Batman is acquired to get the majority of the humor)

I'm a Bat.​

My name is Batman
My parents are dead
I live in a cave
My butler is Alfred
And my parteners a Dick
......Named Robin!
A know a guy named Gordon
And another one who's a Warden
He works at Arkham
For the crazies
If Joker catches you
you'll be pushing up dasies
There's a guy named Ra's
His daughter doesn't wear bras
Hey, I'm okay with that
After all I'm a Bat!
There's a guy named penguin who looks like a duck
Well, here's the thing
I don't give a fuc#
There's an ex doctor
His name is Crane
He'll induce you with fear
Maybe even up the rear
That's a little scary
Almost as Catwoman played by Halle Berry
I gotta another homey
Her names Barbara
She got shot in the spine
There's a cap in her back
But her bodies still fine
Hey by the way, Bane lives in a shack
He takes steriods, but he ain't playin
Hey I'm a bat, and I'm just sayin
There's a guy named Victor
His last name is Fries (Freeze)
His wife is sick
So now he's a prick
And he's so chilling
Hey look I made a pun
It doesn't beat Arnold's
But it was still fun
This is rap and I'm a bat
So what now?
Riddle me that!​

 

[Dracule]

I counter this with my Bat-Rap. (Note: A general knowledge of Batman is acquired to get the majority of the humor)

I'm a Bat.​

My name is Batman
My parents are dead
I live in a cave
My butler is Alfred
And my parteners a Dick
......Named Robin!
A know a guy named Gordon
And another one who's a Warden
He works at Arkham
For the crazies
If Joker catches you
you'll be pushing up dasies
There's a guy named Ra's
His daughter doesn't wear bras
Hey, I'm okay with that
After all I'm a Bat!
There's a guy named penguin who looks like a duck
Well, here's the thing
I don't give a fuc#
There's an ex doctor
His name is Crane
He'll induce you with fear
Maybe even up the rear
That's a little scary
Almost as Catwoman played by Halle Berry
I gotta another homey
Her names Barbara
She got shot in the spine
There's a cap in her back
But her bodies still fine
Hey by the way, Bane lives in a shack
He takes steriods, but he ain't playin
Hey I'm a bat, and I'm just sayin
There's a guy named Victor
His last name is Fries (Freeze)
His wife is sick
So now he's a prick
And he's so chilling
Hey look I made a pun
It doesn't beat Arnold's
But it was still fun
This is rap and I'm a bat
So what now?
Riddle me that!​

+ rep xd

 

[Jack Spicer]

Thank you xd