O_O" We're not at that stage yet "sir" xd
hides behind silent :| silent he is my crazy nutty dad O_O he haz a pet rock U_U
dashes off in to my room xd
Good boy
*puts arm on shoulder and squeezes tightly*
Dont F*** with me or you will end up as My friend the repeat convicted rapist Tyrone's B****![]()
O_O" I swear... you f*ckin touch me like that again, I'll rip your d*mn head off your spine and feed it to a flock of crows. Tyrone's already my B*tch.
And if you lay one negative finger on mala, I'll chop your nuts off, and while you're still alive and squirming in pain, I'll shove up your a*s to the point where it gets lodged in your throat and you'll p*ss out your mouth for the rest of your life.
Comprende padre? :|
*Walks in as my theme music plays*
O_O" I swear... you f*ckin touch me like that again, I'll rip your d*mn head off your spine and feed it to a flock of crows. Tyrone's already my B*tch.
And if you lay one negative finger on mala, I'll chop your nuts off, and while you're still alive and squirming in pain, I'll shove up your a*s to the point where it gets lodged in your throat and you'll p*ss out your mouth for the rest of your life.
Comprende padre? :|
0_0 *sigh* This is the crazy, egotistical, and unjoyful man she marries.
First, Im the sheriff round these parts U_U
Second, Chuck Norris U_U
Third, You are cannibalistic minded and strange U_U
Fourth, Kirk Cobain U_U
Fifth, Im not spanish but I have a feeling what that means U_U
Sixth, I have nuts of steel U_U
Seventh, Welcome to the family!!!
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Howard you owe me child support for Mala!!!
dad its your wife howard :|
0_0 *sigh* This is the crazy, egotistical, and unjoyful man she marries.
First, Im the sheriff round these parts U_U
Second, Chuck Norris U_U
Third, You are cannibalistic minded and strange U_U
Fourth, Kirk Cobain U_U
Fifth, Im not spanish but I have a feeling what that means U_U
Sixth, I have nuts of steel U_U
Seventh, Welcome to the family!!!
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Howard you owe me child support for Mala!!!
Well you have me!!!U_U howard dosent want me![]()
That getting annoying so is your egoI'm the freaking president, chuck norris is my executioner, it's a dog eat dog world, Bruce Lee, I'm not spanish either, and my blow torch softens steel up real nice O_O
Mala will not be mishandled by anyone. Period. Thus proclaims el presidente!
O_O Noe.... you were created in a rape lab by me and Vita.... Shade is your adopted father
You sir owe me for bringing her into this world =DD now pay me preferably in hundredsa
I'm the freaking president, chuck norris is my executioner, it's a dog eat dog world, Bruce Lee, I'm not spanish either, and my blow torch softens steel up real nice O_O
Mala will not be mishandled by anyone. Period. Thus proclaims el presidente!